Act nine
We go to Jump City Forest at night. As Gar rides into the Merry Men's camp, he sees Star Fire standing on the watchtower, holding a hand to her ear
"Blinkin'", says Gar, frowning, "what are you doing up there?"
"Guessing." says Star Fire; "I...guess no one's coming".
"Please come down from there", says Gar, then adds under his breath, "...twit".
"Please friend, what is a twit?" asks Star Fire.
Garfield shakes his head and rides off, as Star Fire heads to the exit of the watch tower
"Well... I guess there's a ladder around here somewhere..." she mutters.
She finally finds it, and after much moving around swings out of the tower, only to knock the ladder down, she reaches out for the non-existent ladder, only to flail around in mid air before falling to the ground with a thud.
Star Fire picks herself up and dusts herself off before pausing.
"Why did I not fly?" she ponders.
"SCRIPT!" shouts dumas4.
"I CAN SEE!" she shouts, and starts to run joyfully...headlong into a tree.
"Nope, I was wrong", Star Fire sighs, walking off.
"Twit," says dumas4.
We go to another part of the camp, where Speedy and Mammoth leave 'ye-olde-port-a-privy's'...separate ones...not the same one...
"Thanks allot!" grumbles Mammoth.
"Yeah, they probably wouldn't have thought any different if you hadn't said that", whines Speedy, "now you've given them the idea! It's not like we're Robin and Aqualad."
"Just get on with it", snaps dumas4, "what is it, slack off day!"
"Blimey, these are hard to get on", says Mammoth, "Let's face it, you gotta be a man to wear tights. Will, how are me seams?"
"Perfect", says Speedy, with a wide grin.
"Every time!" grins Mammoth proudly.
He and Speedy high-five each other and music starts up, all the other Merry Titans show up too and start to dance and sing.
We're men, men in tights
We roam around Jump City looking for fights.
As the group do a punch swipe in unison, Mammoth has to duck from being hit by Star Fire, then has to steady her before she falls over.
We're men, men in tights
We rob from the rich and give to the poor, that's right.
As the four main merry titans lean on each other's back in front, Mammoth has to turn Star Fire around so she's leaning the right way, all done while still singing.
We may look like sissies
But watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights.
As they punch forward, Star Fire punches to the side, hitting Speedy in the face.
"Jeez, you have one heck of a right hook!" says Speedy, stumbling a little.
We're men, men in tights
Always on guard defending the people's rights.
They all get into a can-can line as they sing
La la la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la la
Lalalalalalala
We're men, manly men
Men in tights, yessss!
We roam around Jump City looking for fights.
As the main four start to move to the side, Mammoth is once again forced to grab Star Fire to pull her in the right direction.
We're men, men in tights
We rob from the rich and give to the poor that's right.
We may look like pansies
But watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights.
This time Star Fire smacks Mammoth in the face.
"Girl, you do that again and I'll kill you", he mutters as they sing.
We're men, men in tights
Tight tights
Always on guard defending the peoples rights
When you're in a fix just call for the men in tights.
We're butch!
"Cut!", says dumas4 happily.
"Okay, now I get ta kill blinky Jane!", snaps Mammoth, starting after Star Fire.
"Help!" cries Star Fire, running away.
Glad you guys liked the last chapter. still havent figured out where to put the knights who say ni, so if you have any ideas let me know, theyll be greatly appreciated. thanks again and R&R!