Finally, the much anticipated final act of Robin Hood: A Titans Parody. Maybe. Who knows, maybe I cut it of again. Read and Enjoy.

Act Fourteen

Gar and Raven watch them go before looking at each other.

"I love you, Garfield of Logan."

"And I you, Raven of Roth."

He picks her up, maiden style and carries her to the bed.

"At last my darling."

Raven purrs and puts Gar's hand on the chastity belt.

"Yes, yes, yes yes", she gasps.

"Bow chica wow wow, bow chicha wow wow", says Draconus.

Suddenly, Jinx comes running in.

"Noooooooooooooooooooo", she screams "Vait, vait! You're not married yet! Before you do eet, you must go zrough eet, or else I blew eet...and now they are making me rhyme".

Gar and Raven look at each other and shrug. We go to outside a tent, where Red-X is giving circumcisions for half off. Gar, Raven and all the characters show up outside.

"Hey, Rabbi", shouts Gar.

"Who calls", asks Red-X, poking his head out of the tent.

"It is I, Garfield. We wish to get married", he says, then grins "In a hurry".

"Married in a hurry, that's wonderful", grins Red-X "Wait, I'm on my last customer, I'll be right out".

He goes back in and we hear the snip of the guillotine and a tortured scream.

"Did you here that?" Starfire whispers to Gar.

"Yeah, it's a dickfer." Gar whispers back.

"What's a dickfer?" asks Starfire

"To pee with." Reply Gar, Cyborg and Raven.

"Put a little ice on it, it'll be fine", says Red-X as he leaves his tent and walks to the conveniently placed altar.

"Married in a hurry, married in a hurry. Please, invite me to the briss", says Red-X "Now, are you ready? Garfield, do you".

"I do", says Gar.

"Raven, do you", asks Red-X.

"I do", grins Raven

"I know pronounce you, man and wii...".

"I object", shouts Mento, riding up from nowhere.

"Who asked", says Red-X, blinking.

"It's King Mento back from the crusades", gasps Speedy.

The crowd cheers, Adonis, who's mole is now on his forehead, winces.

"Boy, now I'm in trouble..." he mutters to himself.

Mento rides up to the altar and stares at Adonis.

"You are no longer worthy to wear this sacred symbol of authority", he says plucking the crown from Adonis's head and putting it on his own.

"I have watching you to see if you are ready to rule and I have made my decision." He says while holding a clipboard.

Adonis notices Cyborg reading it.

"What's it say?"

"Pansy."

"That's not fair!" whimpers Adonis "It wasn't my fault!. I got some really bad advice from the Sheriff of Fruitland."

The Merry Titans give the 'bull' cough...in unison.

"Brother, you have surrounded your given name, with a foul stench", Mento gives an evil grin "From this day forth, all the toilets in Jump City will be known as JOHN'S".

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo", screams Adonis.

"Put him in the tower", says Mento "Make him part of the tour".

Adonis cries as he is dragged away.

"Garfield, news to your great deeds have reached me even in ... Africa. Jump City owes you and you're... err... men a great deal of gratitude", says Mento "Hence forth, all your family's rights and lands shall be returned, and you shall rule all of Jump City from this day forth... well... apart from me".

He suddenly pulls out a sword from behind his back.

"Oh no, you're going to kill me", sobs Gar.

"Kneel, Garfield of Logan", says Mento, rolling his eyes "idiot."

Gar kneels and Mento places the sword on his shoulder.

"Arise SIR Garfield of Logan", says Mento.

The crowd all cheer happily.

"'Scuse me, King", says Red-X, interrupting "Why, if you like this guy so much, do you object to his marrying Maid Raven".

"I have no objections. But I have not yet kissed the bride", says Mento "It is a custom and my royal right".

"Stand in", shouts dumass44

"Good", Mento sighs, " I don't want to kiss my sons girlfriend".

Elastigirl gives a maniacal laugh and morphs into Raven, taking her place.

Mento hands Red-X the sword.

"Hold this Father", says Mento.

"Rabbi", Red-X corrects.

"Whatever", says Mento.

'Raven' steps froward and goes into a lip-lock with Mento.

"It's good to be the King", muses Red-X.

Mento looks to Red-X and says "Now you may marry them".

"Thank you, your Majesty", says Red-X, handing Mento his sword "Here's your knife".

"Sword", Mento corrects, he then stands to the side with Elastigirl.

"Whatever", says Red-X with a shrug, going back to the altar "Ok, now where did we leave off? Oh, yeah, that's right. We're up to the best part. Raven, do you?"

"I do", says Raven

" Garfield, do you?"

"I do".

"I now pronounce you man and...", Red-X pauses, looking at Mento, who nods "Wife".

Gar and Raven finally kiss.

"Ve're gonna have to remodel ze castle, to make room for all ze babies", sobs Jinx, stroking Cyborg's arm.

"For my first order of business, I wish to appoint a new Sheriff of Fruitland", says Gar "My friend, Achoo".

He draws out his sword and hands it to Cyborg.

"Umm... thanks for the job offer and all… but I don't think… I mean it's really… yeah", stutters Cyborg while he slowly backs away.

"GOOD CALL!" shouts the crowd.

"Yeah, wouldn't want Aqualad to go after him next." Grins dumass44.

We watch Raven and Gar ride off into the sunset on 'Rent a Wreck', now with 'Just Married' tied on it's behind and cans trailing from it's tail. We hear the rap music again and cut to where Blood, Mod, Chang, Mumbo and Slade are in the woods… as they were waaaaay back in act one, tutus and everything, as Blood sings.

And that's the story

And it worked out good

King Mento's on his throne

And Garfield's back in the hood

So let's bid our friends a fond adieu

And hope we meet again in Robin Hood II

I said hey

Hey, sing the guys.

I said hey, sings Blood

Hey, sing the guys

I said

Hey nanny nanny, hey nanny nanny, hey nanny nanny and a here we go!

"God I hate tutus." mutters Chang.

"I dunno, I kind of like thith." declares Slade.

Everyone looks at him and shudders.

"What?"

We finally go to Gar's home, where he carried Raven maiden style to the bed...again.

"Welcome home, Mrs. of Logan", sighs Gar.

"Mrs. of Logan. Oh I'm so happy", grins Raven.

"Oh my dearest, should I turn the key?" he asks.

"Oh yes but please", Raven lowers her lashes " ...be gentle".

We cut to outside the castle, where we can still hear Gar and Raven's voices.

"Ummm...darling", says Gar.

"What", asks Raven softly.

"You're not going to believe this...".

"What."

"It won't open".

"WHAT".

"Wait. I have an idea. Call the locksmith".

We leave this happy scene, as the call for the locksmith sweeps across Jump City.

The End?

Well hope you guys enjoyed it. I'm thinking of writing a side story to this, let me know what you think. Oh and check out my oneshot: California girls. those two reviews are getting lonely, and you don't wanna know what their doing at night. Thank you and as always, please review.