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Fallen Leaves
Chapter 7
"And where are YOU, going exactly?" Gaara asked him as they stood in the doorway, nose to nose.
"Ah shit, man your so annoying." Kyuubi growled and threw a punch toward Gaara, but he ducked and grabbed kyuubi's leg, dragging him down onto his back. He then used his sand to keep him down on the ground.
"What are YOU, doing out?" Gaara asked sharply as he looked down at the Kyuubi, who was trying to get off his back, but the sand was stopping him.
"I'm just going to finish something." Kyuubi pouted. "Let me up, this view stinks!" He grumbled, trying to make is voice sound as helpless as possible. He didn't like it on the ground; he felt week and vulnerable having somebody look down on him.
"Forget it, I'm going to wait until Naruto regains consciousness!" Gaara replied and leaned against the door to the outside.
"Heh, heh, he wont regain control, I did a special jutsu in the battle against the Hebi! Its put him into a nice long sleep until I let him wake up!" Kyuubi cackled, and grinned harsher.
"Wh-what? You've been out since the battle against Orochimaru!" Gaara asked, a bit of fear welling into his voice, what the heck was Kyuubi planning to do?
"Yeah, Ive been out since the Hebi. Hehe. I can't believe you fell for my acting! I could barely keep my laughter in when that girl died! I had to hide in front of all wall to keep it all in! haha! Didn't you even notice my dark eyes? Or the way I spoke? You really are dense! Haha!" He sniggered and tears of laughter started to form around his eyes as he burst out laughing on the ground, the sand still holding onto him.
Gaara's fist shook in anger, so that's why he was hiding his face in the corner at the hospital! Gaara was ready to punch kyuubi's face in when Kankuro came down stairs curiously.
"What are you guys doing!" he asked as he saw the site of Naruto giggling on the ground and Gaara standing over him shaking with anger.
"Um, am I interrupting anything here?" he asked and cocked an eyebrow.
"Man, not another one! Cant you two stay in bed until I get a chance to kill you?" Kyuubi sighed and stopped giggling. Gaara couldn't think of anything to do at that point. He didn't know how to do anything to the seal, so he couldn't put Kyuubi back in. only somebody who knew of lots of jutsus could put Kyuubi back in his cage. And everyone from Konoha was dead.
"You can't keep me in the door way forever you know." Kyuubi said tiredly and looked up at Gaara with a smirk. Kankuro seemed to figure out what was going on and stood beside Gaara, trying to think of something to do. After a while of silence Kyuubi got tired of this and began to focus chakura to his arms and hands, when he had enough he pushed with all his might on the sand and it cracked, just slightly but still enough. With a bang he was out in a flash and had knocked Kankuro out cold. Gaara jumped back but tripped over the welcome mat outside (stupid welcome mats, there a hazard!). "Haha, pitiful!" Kyuubi cackled and jumped over Gaara who was currently on the ground at the bottom of the 3 stone steps in front of his house.
"Aaahh, stupid gourd, always in the way, I cant lift myself up!" Gaara whined to himself as he struggled to get up, but his heavy gourd of sand was stopping him.
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Kyuubi darted down the street and found a small cozy house at the end, some lights were on and there seemed to be a party going on. Kyuubi decided to join the club and walked in. Screams were heard shortly after he entered.
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Naruto slept peacefully in a corner of a small damp dark room.
"Come on Naruto Kun! The Ramens waiting!" Sakura said chearfully as they walked to naruto's favorite spot in konoha.
"Hey Sakura chan! Guess what, I had the worst dream ever!" He said as he met up with her at the shop. She smiled and sat down.
"Hehe, you can tell me when we eat, ok? I'll have the chicken please." she said to the woman behind the counter, I say woman because her face was all mutated. It didn't seem to bother naruto though.
"Hehe, I'm practically on a date with Sakura chan! Tehe." He thought to himself and sat down beside her.
Just then Shino appeared. "Move over Naruto, Sakura is mine. She likes my bugs." He said and pushed naruto off the chair, making him fall to the floor. Sakura laughed as Shino told her something in her ear.
"Oh my god, this isn't normal!" Naruto thought and got up to give Shino a piece of his mind when, Shino and Sakura, both turned into huge centipedes and started chowing down all the Ramen bowls in the world. "No, I have to save my Ramen!" Naruto thought desperately and quickly scooped up ten bowls of Ramen in his arms and started running down a black and purple hallway. The two centipedes spotted him and started chasing him.
"Ramen is all ours, give it to us. There will not be any Ramen in the world left for you, you have to eat your vegetables!" They hissed to him and then both their heads turned into kakashi's and started screaming
"Veggies, veggies, eat your veggies!"
"NNOOOO!"
Then he fell into a black hole and standing there was Gaara. "Yo naruto, don't you think its time to wake up now?" He asked and disappeared as naruto opened one of his sleepy eyes.
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Gaara ran down Sunagakure's streets with five other ninjas trying to help the civilians get away from a murdering Kyuubi. He had set houses on fire and killed at least thirty people by now. "I hope that jutsu I sent to naruto works." He thought as he helped up an old couple. "If naruto doesn't take control soon, Sunagakure will be in real trouble, even with my help, there's too many civilians around to do a real battle with Kyuubi." Gaara sighed as he looked into every house that was on fire for Kyuubi or any poor civilians. "Wow, we really aren't ready for things like these are we? Who's the jackass that didn't prepare for something like this? ….. er…. Oh yeah, I'm the Kazekage. Hehe, damn!"
In one of the burning houses Gaara found Kyuubi laughing over some dead bodies. "I found you Kyuubi!" Gaara screamed and threw a shuriken at him, Kyuubi caught it just as it was about to cut into him.
"HAHA! Yeah, you found me! Isn't this fun? Its like hide and seek!" He cackled and ran at Gaara with his glowing chakura claws at the ready.
"NARUTO! GET INTO CONTROL!" Gaara roared as the flashed a kunai at Kyuubi.
"Hehe, he cant here you, he's asleep! I'm the only one who can wake him from his demonic slumber!" Kyuubi laughed and grinned as he swatted at Gaara with his large claw.
"You may have put him into that sleep, but I used to have a demon in me too, and I still have some of Shukaku's power! I can wake Naruto if I really tried!" Gaara shot back and cut Kyuubi across the chest with his kunai.
Kyuubi fell silent and seemed to think this little statement over for a while as they fought. "Feh, it doesn't matter if he gains control again. Ive had my fun and when he needs me again I can just do the same thing." Kyuubi finally said and smirked. Gaara grabbed him with his sand and threw him against the wall.
He walked over to him and stood over his foe/friend. Just then he opened one bright blue eye, the other one still closed. Gaara smiled in relief. "Welcome back Naruto." He said and helped his friend up. Naruto looked around with his one open eye and saw the burning house they were in. Then looked back at Gaara, opening the other eye. It was crimson red.
Chapter EndOh boy, I don't know how I'm going to start the next chapter!
Be prepared for a sucky next chapter, I have no clue how I'm going to start it.