Hey there this is FUZZBALL and this is my first story so no flames please!
So if your having a bad day so far here's the funnies!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own the Loonatic's
One day Duck was watching TV peacefully and seeing Misty Breeze do the weather.
"Ah if only you were mine" Duck said to himself.
He started to daydream until flowers fell on him the card on it said ' yo momma so fat
she loves candy more than you' Duck know it was "STOMPER." He started to freak out
until he read the card again he got mad. Then Stomper dropped in literly. "Oh yeah yo
momma so fat she stepped on the scale and it said…to be continued" Duck should be
good at this. "Yo momma so fat people toke their morning jog's around her." Duck thought
long and hard he was tring to think of how to beat him.
"Do you give up Duck" Stomper couldn't wait to stomp him.
"I'll make a deal with you if I win you have to go back to jail and if you win" he was cut off when Stomper said "and if I win I'll haunt you the rest of your life is this a far deal."
Only one word came out of his mouth when he heard that "Deal."
They were at it like cats and dogs for hours saing 'yo momma' jokes.
Duck was almost out of yo momma jokes he was scared cause he didn't want a 5,000lb thug haunting him the rest of his life. Then he remembered one that ended all yo momma fights.
"Oh yea yo momma is soooo fat that she had to take a bath in the ocean and the whales thought she was one of theirs and they started singing we are family but they stopped cause she FARTED."
"Okay Duck you win" Duck was really proud of himself. "I wish the gang would see me now"
not knowing the gang was watching from a distance.
"Wow I'm scared to take you on"
"Wow Lexi is scared of me wow"
"but don't get your hopes up" then Duck sank back down.
Well I hope you liked it and I hoped it lightened up your day if it was bad.
So click the little, harnless ,blue button and review and tell me should I put up my other stories,No flames please and thank you!!!!!!