Lets all go to Wal-Mart
Chapter Two
Kira and Athrun's Gundam Dilemma
Kira moaned in his sleep as he twisted and turned, he was having one of those dream again. Kira woke up a cold sweat and tangled up in his bed sheets, gasping for air. Still half asleep, Kira screamed out, "OH YOU SEXY TREES!" Kira lost his balance on his bed and fell to the floor with a thump. Athrun randomly came in running with a bag of jellybeans, "OMFGROTFLMFAO!" Kira looked at him like he was on something, which he probably was. Athrun ran into the room, in the process tripping over Kira making rainbow colour jellybeans fly all over the room. "OH NOES, MY BABIES!"
Athrun got down on his knees and cried out in angst. Pausing for a second he looked at Kira who he was currently lying on top of. "Was it the trees again?" Athrun looked to Kira, who pouted and nodded his head slowly. "Catch any this time?" Kira grinned perversely and nodded again.
Forgetting all about his lost jellybeans, Athrun got off Kira and gave him a hand up. All of a sudden Kira's eyes got really really really really wide. Tugging on Athrun's pants, Kira squealed. "IT'S BUY YOUR NEW GUNDAM ACCESSORIES DAY!" Athrun looked puzzled for a second, just like that time he walked in on that giant rat trying to rape his precious Tea Cup Chihuahua. Damn, that was really awkward.
Athrun paced around Kira for a minute trying to shake that memory from his head. The realization of Gundam shopping day hit him like a ton of jellybeans Athrun squealed. "Yay, FUZZY DICE!" Kira Grabbed Athrun's hand and they dances around until Kira slipped on a particularly green jellybean.
Jumping up again, Kira shoved Athrun out of his room and quickly changed in a pair of jeans and a red muscle shirt. Running out his door he knocked on Athrun's door (Athrun magically went to his room). "Hurry up Athrun!" Athrun's door slowly opened and random creepy music played in the background. Kira slipped in, slightly freaked out, creeping past the shadows that lurked in Athrun's room. Than, in the middle of the room, centered in flashy lights and spotlights, stood gangsta Athrun. His baggy jeans hung below his bum, showing off his I love trees underpants. Gold chains hung around his neck and he was covered in bling bling. His baggy black shirt hid his 6 pack buy showed off his muscular arms.
Kira couldn't take it anymore; he fell on the floor laughing. "Oh…my…God…you …look like…a fag...!" Athrun turned around to go attack Kira for cramping his style but ended up tripping over his pants and doing a face plant into the wood floor. Kira couldn't contain himself and before he knew it he was surrounded by a wet warm puddle. Both boys let out a sigh, then a giggle, then Athrun kicked Kira ass.
Kira went back to his room and quickly changed into a clean pair of jeans. "Come on Athrun, think of all the trees I have to hug on the way to the Gundam accessory retailer!" Athrun rushed out the door followed by Kira. "HERE I COME, FUZZY DICE!" Athrun yelled with glee. His Gundam would look so sexy with hot pink fuzzy dice hanging from its ceiling. While on the way to the retailer store Athrun tripped over his pants 6 times, pulled Kira off of 11 trees and broke up a fight between Kira and a dog, they were fighting over a particularly sexy tree.
Gundam Accessory day had just begun.
NOTE: WAL-MART WILL BE IN THE NEXT CHAPTER! The disclaimer counts for the whole story, cause I'm lazy.