Lets all go to Wal-Mart
Chapter 3
MY CHEETOS!
This Chapter is dedicated to The Jar Head, who has reviewed...and made me feel special.
Anyways, enjoy, has anyone else noticed that these chapters are getting lamer and lamer?
Disclaimer: I do not own anything by Dane Cook or Dane Cook himself, sadly. I don't own Wal-Mart or any of the animes I'm using and I will not make any profit of using these things.
Itachi jumped up and down, squirming in his tight pants, realizing how tight they really were. "Kakashi, my legs can't breath!" Kakashi stifled a giggle and pokes Itachi in the thigh, which cause him to squeal and fall over, twitching momentarily.
Getting off the dusty, dirty ground Itachi calmly brushed himself off and walked a few paces before tackling Kakashi. "EWWW get it off, get it off EMO GERMS!" Kakashi yelled trying to detangle himself from a now insanely emotional Itachi. Calming down for a second Kakashi patted his companion's head and tried to detach him slowly. Randomly a priest was walking down that same sidewalk caught a glimpse of the 'lover's' scene.
Striding over to the boys the priest placed a hand on the Kakashi's shoulder, "There is hope for you my boy" While the priest was rambling on about gays going to hell, Itachi cleared up his thoughts. Once again jumping around, "Hey home slice, I love Itachi, and there's nothing you can do about it!"
With a final sniffle Itachi grabbed a very confused Kakashi by the hand and they left a fuming priest behind them. A few meters up, Kakashi snatched his hand back from Itachi and smacked him in the back of the head.
Ignoring it, Itachi walked on, mumbling something about how much drowning in a pool would suck. Scratching his head Kakashi added, "No way, it would suck to be drowning in a pool then someone poured oil into the pool, so you're drowning in a pool of flame." Itachi stared, "NO! It would suck to find a hole in the flames then when you got to the surface for air a big black guy would punch you in the face telling you to get back under the flames and continue drowning."
Both Ninjas looked at each other for a minute, still walking, staring, walking, staring, until Itachi smashed into a random hydro pole. Whipping out his list of people to kill Itachi wrote, "Kill hydro pole."
The ninjas walked on until they reached their desired location. Posted on the door, in big bright letters, "Sorry for the inconvenience, the ninja retail store has been bought by Wal-Mart." Itachi and Kakashi stared at the sign for a minute, two minutes, after about an hour they both broke down into tears of misery.
After about an hour of that, they looked at each other and yelled "To Canada to conquer this WAL-MART!"
Halfway across Japan, Kira and Athrun had encountered this same problem.
Kira clung to the nearest tree and Athrun, of course, tripped over his baggy pants in confusion. Athrun went over to Kira and slapped him in the face, "WE ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER WAL-MART!"
Kira chuckled evilly while rubbing the side of his face. "First Wal-Mart, then Canada, and then THE WORLD"
Both boys chucked insanely as they began to conceive their plan of HOW THE HELL they we're going to get to Canada let alone Wal-Mart.
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