World of Naruto

Disclaimer: No own Naruto. You know the drill.

Mech: Please understand, this is my first fanfic. Things might not go 'quite' as people want them to, and I have a twisted imagination. So, bear with me.

Ryu: pokes her head in Yeah. Be happy you don't live with him. It's fun!

Mech: holds head Ohh, my head.

Ryu: That sound means: It's time for me to depart. Turns and bolts RUUUUNNNNNNN!

Mech: Bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny…

Flonne: Bunny? confused Flonne look

Mech: MachinaRabbit!

Energizer bunny walks across screen

Chapter 2: Awakening

Ever had a dream? A dream…that was so real…you couldn't tell…if you were still asleep…or if you had awoken?

I opened my eyes onto a completely new horizon. There I was, a minute ago, sitting in my room, holding a SS2 controller. Now, there I was, standing outside a small village.

"Ugh…what happened?" I looked around. "Hmmm. Maybe I fell asleep."

I saw the gates to the village ahead of me. Having not many other options, I began to walk slowly toward the village. I watched about me, taking in the clean azure sky, the deep green of the forest, the fluffy clouds above me, and silently screamed out for a cigarette.

As I got closer, I started to recognize buildings and places, but the name escapes me. I'm sure I've seen this village before. I enter the village, trying to remember.

As I pass a small hut selling dango mochi, I see a familiar face. I looked closer.

"Sasuke?"

The young man turns, looks at me, and snarls.

"Didn't anyone ever tell you it's impolite to mess with someone while they're eating?" he said, turning back to his mochi.

"Well, you don't have to get all indignant. Jeez…" I hopped up to the seat next to him, and accidentally overturned the plate, spilling the mochi on the dirt floor. "Oh, crikey."

His eye began to twitch as he turned to face me. "I'm going to kick your ASS!" His hand moved back, very slowly.

"Uh-oh."

Strange music started to play in my head, as, with lightning quick speed, his hand moved towards me.

I had time for only a thought before he struck: Battle music?

As I went flying backwards, some sort of "heads up" display popped up in front of my face: FIGHT, RUN, MENU.

Hmmm, I thought. Why not? Let's fight. I reached out, and passed my hand through the FIGHT command.

After a slightly bumpy landing on the dirt street, I found my feet. I turned just in time to see a very upset Sasuke, rearing back for another hit. I ducked just in time to avoid the hit, and used the split second that he went off balance to move.

Now, what fighting did I choose? Oh, yeah! I smiled in his general direction, and took stance.

Let's see, what else did I pick? My thoughts raced as Sasuke gained balance and turned towards me again. My thoughts stopped on my second ability. My smile grew for a moment. He stopped, confused.

I concentrated for a few moments, until I felt the power flowing. Then I opened my eyes.

"Byukugan!"

Sasuke stopped dead, staring at me with a look of utter confusion.

"Huh? Nothing happened. Crap!" I looked over at Sasuke with a bit more worry. Suddenly, a hand grabbed my by my collar and hauled me off the ground.

" I see you're being a nuisance again, Riso," said the voice attached to the hand. "You're turning out more and more like your dad everyday." The hand turned me around.

I looked up to see a pale face topped by a shock of red hair. My eyes widened.

"G…G…Gaara!" I had started to struggle. I ceased all attempts immediately. I concentrated on making myself as small and meek looking as possible, while also trying not to wet myself.

Gaara looked at Sasuke. "I'm going to drop this little kitten back off at his porch. Would you like to come and…do whatever it was you were going to do to him there?"

Sasuke stalked over. "I'm going."

They turned, Gaara still holding me, and moved down the street.

We stopped in front of a huge gate, behind which grounds filled with trees and buildings lay beneath a large house on a hill. Realization flowed into me.

"Wait a second." I struggled until Gaara dropped me. "This is taller than it should be." I looked down. "Hey, I'm a lot closer to the ground than I should be."

Sasuke leaned down, venom in his voice. "Would you like me to make you a lot closer to the sky?"

"No, no, no! Close to the ground is fine. I like the ground!" I backed away.

Gaara went to the guard at the gate. "We are here to see Hyuuga-sama and the Hokage."

My eyes widened again. "Did…did you just say H…H…Hyuuga?"

Gaara spoke without looking at me. "Yes. Your parents."

Wait, I thought. He just said Hyuuga-sama and the Hokage. My eyes widened further. Hinata and Naruto are my parents! I'm so screwed.

I attempted to back away slowly, only to be grabbed my the collar. "Oh, no. You aren't getting out of this." Sasuke smiled down at me.

"Of course, Gaara-san, Uchiha-san. Please, come in. They are at the main house." The guard opened the gates and bowed.

"Thank you. Come on, pipsqueak."

Sasuke shoved me forward and we began to walk to the main house.

We walked in to the house, and looked around. We had entered in the living room and found my parents sitting on the couch. Hinata looked up in mild surprise.

"Gaara-kun, Sasuke-kun, to what do we owe this pleasure?" She looked at me. "Oh, perhaps I don't need to ask."

Sasuke stepped forward. "Your klutzy son dropped my ENTIRE plate of dango mochi on the ground! You know dango mochi only comes around once a year!"

Hinata looked up at him. "Oh, is that all? I just made a huge batch of dango mochi. You can…" A Sasuke-colored blur whipped past her. She looked the direction he went. "…have some if you want."

Gaara just shook his head. "Baka."

Hinata smiled at Gaara. "I apologize for any trouble Riso may have caused." She turned towards me and gave me the "Look".

I shuddered and moved out of her line of vision. Looking around, I saw a sparkly spot on the floor. I moved into it. A display popped up in front of me again.

GAME SAVED

Suddenly, I felt someone shaking me. The world before me went black. I opened my eyes. Brooke was standing over me, amusement in her eyes.

"Mike, were you sleep playing?" she giggled.

I looked at the screen. On it was a young boy, about 10, standing on a sparkly circle on the ground inside what looked to be a living room, looking out at me. Spiky blonde hair and green eyes stared at me. I looked up at Brooke.

"You have GOT to try this game!"

Chapter 2: Awakening end.

My part comes up soon, right?

Mech: Yeah, it does, doesn't it?

Flonne: She's a scary demon, scarier than Etna!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Squall: …whatever, losers.

Sanosuke: Don't worry, little girl, any chick that hot can't be dangerous!

Random noises of violence

Sanosuke: I stand corrected. collapses

Mitsune: Please remember to give credit, Mech.

Mech: Oh, yeah, special thanks to SabakunoRyu: typist, roommate, editor, and co-conspirator.