Lets All Go to Wal-Mart

Chapter 4

Revenge of the Cheese

Chyaa! Chapter 4! Yush peeps, all Wal-Mart's are in Canada, though I kinda got that idea from The Jar Head. Smankss! Revieww le please!?

Kira smacked into the sliding door, of course he didn't know it was sliding door.

Yes, Kira and Athrun found Wal-Mart; they parked their Gundam in the so called 'Parking lot.' Athrun poked Kira in the side, "Hey tree boy, have you notice people are staring at us" Athrun looked to Kira who was staring down a little kid in a stroller.

Pulling Kira away before they got arrested for making children cry. Athrun repeated his question, "Huh? Oh yeah! Don't worry Athrun these Canadians are just staring because they don't know the meaning of sexy"

Kira ripped off his shirt and started singing Sexy back (Don't own it). Then it happened, they hit the door. Kira smooshed his face against the once clean glass and peered inside. His squished face gave the appearance of a yellowy redish Pancake.

Right in front of his nose was a cheese display. "ZOMG CHEESE!" Kira peeled his face off the door and vainly tried to get it open, ignoring the "Use the next door, located right beside you" sign.

Athrun calmly walked into the store dragging a confuzzled Kira with him. They leapt into the store slow motion while victory music played in the background. Of course, in slow motion, Athrun tripped over his pants and fell into the cheese display, bringing Kira with him.

Meanwhile, Kakashi and Itachi easily found their way into the store with the help of those people, in the annoying blue vests. "Can I help you"

One asked Kakashi. Kakashi thought and then yelled to the woman, "TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!" With a creepily cheery smile the person answered, "Oh, you must mean the manager, well you go straight then turn left to go to his office."

Kakashi and Itachi followed her directions only to end up at a huge, yellow, smiling, smiley thing. "Make peace not war!" Itachi hugged the over sized piece of cardboard. A voice came over the Store speakers, "CLEAN UP ON THE CHEESE DISPLAY!" That was it, Itachi and Kakashi shredded the rollback smiley. Then they ran around falling right into the heap of cheese.

It was dark in the cheese heap; Itachi heard a voice, "Kira! That better be your knee and not something else!" Who the fuck is Kira? Thought Itachi. Itachi got scared and squealed out "Kakashi, BABY BOY WHERE ARE YOU!?" Another guy called out, "ZOMG, there's an emo fruitcake in here!"

Itachi heard Kakashi's voice. "I don't know who you are but we need to eat our way out!" Kira responded with a "No wait; I'll just use the seed!" Athrun squirmed in the dark cheesiness,

"NO Kira not the seeeeeeeed."

Just then the cheese pile blew up, sending bits of cheese everywhere.

"Itachi hugged Kira, WE'RE ALIVE RANDOM PERSON!" Kakashi stared at Athrun, Athrun stared at Kakashi, and they both stared at Itachi and Kira. This was the beginning of a beautiful friendship.