Four Fun Games For Amusement 2

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. If I did, I would be a millionaire and make Itachi the good guy!

Summary: CRACK FIC. OCNESS. What happens when Sakura, Sasuke, Naruto, Ino, Shikamaru, Choji, Tenten, Neji, Lee, Kiba, Hinata, Shino, Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro, are bored on a Friday Night and decided to play 4 games fun games: Truth or Dare, Spin The Bottle, Seven Minutes in Heaven, and M.A.S.H for amusement. But things start to get out of control...

a/n: Very sorry about the late update. I have all this shit going on. My laptop crashed again, but now it's working. And I just came back from going with my family on a cross-country trip to drop my brother off a college.

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Four Fun Games For Amusement

Chapter 2: Truth or Dare, Part 2.

Recap:

"Oh. Oops. Neji, truth or dare?" Naruto asked Neji

Neji gulped.

He thought it over. If he did dare, it would probably be really horrible, I mean Naruto had to dance and sing to a girl's song!

"Truth." Neji said nervously

"Ok Neji, Is it true that you shop at Victoria's Secret?" Naruto asked, wickedly.

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Hearts were beating furiously.

Everyone was waiting for Neji's answer.

All eyes were on him.

Neji gulped. A vein throbbed on the side of his head. The pressure was killing him. And thoughts were racing through his mind.

"Why in the world did Naruto have to ask that question?" And how did he even know about that?" He thought.

He was very sure Naruto knew the answer to that question. But did he know? When Neji went shopping, he always went in secretly.

Neji had different tastes then the rest of the gang. He had a weakness for pink, girly things, but he would never admit that.

He knew he couldn't back out. There were consequences. Ino also mentioned anyone who refuses to do the dare or answer to truth, would have to either strip naked or be the person who asked the dare or question for truth, personal slave for a week.

Also, plus the fact that Naruto knew the answer to that question, didn't help either. Even if Neji lied, Naruto would easily open that big blabbermouth of his and tell everyone.

And just right then, Naruto yelled "Oi! Neji, hurry up and say something!" interrupting his thoughts.

Oh shucks, he might as well tell the truth. He could get the satisfaction of killing Naruto later on.

He took a deep breath and tried to clear his mind. "This wouldn't matter in destiny. It's just a small simple thing to do." He told himself.

"Well, it's true. I do shop at Victoria's Secret." Neji said.

Gasps and murmurs filled the room. Laughter did too. Kiba was holding his stomach, while laughing, trying to wipe away tears. So were Sasuke, Kankuro, and pretty much everyone else.

"S--seriously" Kiba asked Neji.

"OMG! We will have to come with him, the next time he goes shopping, to sure to that he selects the perfect clothes!" Ino told Sakura.

"Yeah. But I never thought he liked to shop at places like that." Sakura said thoughtfully.

"Neji-nisan. I never knew..." Hinata said shaking her head.

"I never knew either. I don't believe it." Tenten said disbelief.

"Oh, the youthfulness!" Lee said.

Temari was snapping pictures of Neji, planning make even bigger bucks on eBay.

Gaara was staring at Neji, at what was either amazement or disgust.

Then someone said "Hey Naruto! Why did you ask him that? And it looked like you knew the answer to the question too."

Soon, everyone in the room was pestering Naruto.

"Um, I was in Victoria's secret, one day, to pickup something for Ero-Sannin's research, and I saw Neji looking at a pink thong, then he went to the dressing rooms to go try it on, too." Naruto said, scratching the back of his head.

"How do we know, if that's true? You probably shop at Victoria's Secret, too. We want proof." Someone shouted.

"Yeah!" Screamed, everyone else.

"Hey! Hey! It's true. There's no way that the future hokage would shop there! I saw it with my own eyes, but I wondered if it was an illusion. But today, with Neji answering that question, which proves it's true. Here are pictures too!" Naruto said, throwing pictures of Neji in a pink thong in the air.

Everyone rushed to grab a picture, to either to blackmail Neji later or to sell it on eBay.

Neji face got redder and redder. "Naruto, I'm going to kill you!" he growled. "Heh. Neji, I didn't mean that. We are still best pals, right?" Naruto said carefully, before running for his life.

And Neji sprinted after Naruto.

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A little later, after everyone calmed down. It was time to start truth & dare again.

"OK. Now it's Neji's turn to pick someone." said Sakura.

Then everyone who knew they had problems or certain incidents, with Neji started prayed. What they were saying while praying was: "Dear Kami-sama, please don't let Neji pick me. If he doesn't pick me, I'll brush my teeth everyday."

Neji was satisfied. Now, he could choose anyone that ever crossed him. That sad part was he could only pick one person.

But before he could even choose that one person, he blurted out "Gaara!"

Realizing what he did, he mentally punched himself. Why the hell, did he pick Gaara?

Gaara never did anything to him.

"Wait, I take that back. I choose, Sasuke." Neji said desperately

"Too late. Once you pick a person, you've picked that person. You can't take it back. Sakura said, with an evil smile plastered on her face.

"Damn it." Neji thought.

"OK. Gaara, truth or dare?" Neji said calmly.

"Dare." Gaara said in that voice of his that really scared Neji.

He really didn't want to humiliate Gaara, since he really never did anything bad to him.

Before him before he knew it, he blurted out again "Then, I dare you to dress up in this panda costume." He whipped out a humongous panda costume.

"And dance to the Sexual Harassment Panda Song!" He continued.

"Hn. What a stupid dare." Gaara thought. He slowly put the humongous panda costume.

And soon the Sexual Panda Harassment Panda song started blaring through the speakers.

Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree

Sexual Harassment Panda!

Gaara jumped up, but then fell down to the weight of the humongous panda costume

Who explains sexual harassment to you and me

Sexual Harassment Panda!

Gaara started prancing around with the humongous panda costume dragging him down.

Don't say that don't touch there

Don't be nasty says the silly bear

He's come to tell you what's right and wrong

Sexual Harassment Panda!

Gaara started waggling his fingers and boogied.

Everyone was currently laughing their asses off. Shino was wiping away tears underneath his shades. "He actually looks like a panda!" Said Kiba, while pointing at Gaara and laughing at him. "Yeah. He kinda does!" Naruto shouted, while laughing on the floor. Temari as usual was snapping away pictures of Gaara on her camera. She was also taping the whole thing with a video camera. She was going to be a millionaire once she released this on eBay.

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This went on for several minutes and then it finally ended. Everyone was still laughing, until Gaara gave them his famous death glare that shut everyone up.

"OK. Gaara, you pick someone." Sakura said.

"Uchiha. Truth or Dare?" He bluntly.

"Hn. Dare." Sasuke said.

"Fine. First use that." Gaara said pointing to a sleek and strange silver rectangular.

"Turn it on and go to the internet and search Naruto. And go through all the search sites." Gaara said, with an evil grin on his face.

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Sasuke did what he was told. He wondered what was so bad about it. He clicked on the first search result. Everyone huddled around him to see what was going on.

A black site with pink hearts filled the screen. There was a picture of him and Itachi in the background.

"Hey. Anosa, Anosa. Isn't that you and your brother?" Naruto said pointing to the screen.

"Shut up." Sasuke said gritting his teeth. He really didn't want to be reminded of his elder brother he wanted to kill. But this website was really freaking him out. He was hoping this site was about some other Sasuke and Itachi. And he went back to reading what the website said.

"Welcome to the Forbidden love Official Sasu x Itachi site. This site is all about supporting the pairing Itachi and Sasuke. Please scroll to the bottom for updates, fan fictions, and images.

Sasuke first clicked on the fanfiction.

Twisted love

Rated M for Lemons, Language, and adult content.

Summary: Sasuke starts to have strange feelings about his brother. Sasuke makes Itachi feel strange. And one night leads to another. Could love blossom?

Sasuke and the gang started intently reading. Then:

"Don't Worry, Little Brother. It won't hurt. Itachi whispered seductively, while licking the shell of his ear and his hands traveling down to a certain spot. He tucked his hands inside Sasuke's pants.

"OH! Faster, harder, Ni-san" Sasuke cried...

That's when he stopped reading. "What the fuck?" He said, feeling sick. He was currently in a panic attack mode. "Who could write this kind of shit?" He shouted. "I'm going to kill whoever wrote this!" He yells. His stoic handsome face was twisted in a look of disgust and anger.

"If you asked me, you kind of looked like you liked it." Naruto said with his eyes wide open, and was blushing, due to reading the smutty fanfiction.

"Shut up!" Sasuke growled.

"Hey! This actually quite good. I might actually start to read this instead of IchaIcha Paradise." Said Kakashi, who was glued to the screen reading the fanfiction, and appeared from no where.

"Where the hell did you come from?" Sasuke said, gritting his teeth.

"No need to be mean! I heard all this screaming and shouting coming from here. I thought I'd come here and see what is going on. I'll be heading back." Kakashi said cheerfully, before ungluing his eyes from the screen, and returned to reading his beloved Icha-Icha paradise and disappeared.

"OMG! Look at the images." Ino shouted, changing the page and pointing at the laptop screen. There was a picture Itachi and Sasuke on top of each other, naked, doing err... butt sex!

Sasuke covered his eyes. He heard "Nasty!" "Gross", "Sick, and " "Yuck" all over the room. The humiliation was killing him.

Damn Gaara for daring him to do this. Then suddenly Itachi poofed out of nowhere!

"What's going on little brother?" he said casually. Then he looked at the computer screen.

Sasuke looked at his brother with pure hate. "I'm going kill you right now." he said

"Eh. Doesn't be such a baby" He said, sitting down next to Sasuke, getting closer and closer to him every moment. Sasuke was trying to inch away from him. But it was no use. Itachi put his hand on Sasuke's thigh... When

"KISAME TO ITACHI. GET OVER HERE. WE NEED TO YOU BE THERE WHEN WE ARE HOLDING THE HOSTAGE FOR THE RANDSOM, 10 POUNDS OF LIME AND ALL 115 ISSUES OF ICHA-ICHA PARADISE. OVER." Blasted out of Itachi's walkie-talkie.

Itachi stood up.

"Well, little brother, I have to go. Akatsuki is calling. And remember: Runway. Cling to life. Hate me. And try to grow strong enough to kill me." He said cheerfully before him poofed and disappeared.

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All was silent after Itachi left.

Finally, Naruto said "That was awkward."

And Gaara said "Uchiha, you have a really weird brother."

"Yeah. I think he might have been drunk, though." Kiba added.

But what really broke the silence was Sakura screaming "EWWWWWWWWW!"

Everyone rushed over to Sakura to see what was so disgusting or disturbing

And there it was, Neji's "Personal." pictures posted all over the internet.

"OMG!" Someone screamed, and Neji blushed 7 different shades of red.

"NO. IT CAN'T BE!" He screamed, before everything went black and darkness welcomed him.

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So, why was Neji's "Personal" Pictures posted all over the internet?

Whose doing was it?

And why did everything go black and why did darkness welcome him?

We will find out next time!

a/n: I'm sorry if this chapter was too random. I was watching way too many south park Naruto videos off YouTube, while writing this chapter and the same time. Also, I had a lot of Red Bull, the night before.