Here is the eighth chapter, please review, I take back what I said before! I WANT REVIEWS DAMN IT! Here's another semi-threat… I'm not going to update, starting after this chapter, until I get at least 7 reviews! HA!
I own the friggen plot to this fic, but not the fucken show! Ahem, squews my French.
Kyuubi's Doom
Chapter 8
"Tell me about it." Shikamaru replied tiredly as both he and the demon stared at each other, neither one bothering to move.
The demon sighed and threw his long arm down trying to flatten Shikamaru. The demon had done it's move so slow Shikamaru was able to side stepped it. "What a drag." It sighed and threw another pathetic punch towards him, which he side stepped once again.
"Wow, this demons really lazy... wait I'm lazy too." Shikamaru thought and stepped to the side as another slow attack was directed at him. "This demons so fat I can't get past him. He'd obviously be too lazy to chase me, but he's in the direction I'm headed. What to do what to do…" he sighed. Maybe if he asked nice enough it would move for him. You know, just a thought. "Hey um, could you move so I could get past you?" he asked sweetly and twinkled his eyelashes innocently.
The demon sighed and sat down on the spot. "Its to bothersome to move, go another way." It huffed and crossed its long fat arms.
Shikamaru sighed too and sat down on the spot. "No way, that's just too long." He said and crossed his arms as well.
The demon smiled. "You act familiar, I wonder where I remember your actions from…" it said and tapped its head, deep in thought.
Shikamaru shook his head. For a demon, he wasn't very smart. "Ok, lets make this as simple as possible, you can just scoot alittle to the side so I can get by ok? How's that sound, I know its troublesome but live with it ok." Shikamaru persisted.
The demon shook its head stubbornly. "Nope, not happening squirt." It said and looked to the side with a sour pout. "Waayy too troublesome."
"Ok, look. I know how you feel, believe me I do. But we can't just sit here staring at each other forever. I have to find my friends and get the hell off this planet!" Shikamaru grumbled, now getting alittle annoyed with this lazy fat ass. It kind of reminded him of Choji and himself mixed together. That wasn't a pretty match.
"Yeah, I can see what you mean by you wanting off this planet. Me too, but I can't go anywhere, its just too troublesome for me." The demon sighed. "Also, I'm not into the "destroying the planets" stuff and all so I don't take part in it. Along with a lot of others but they don't have good reasons in my point of view."
Shikamaru looked up. Then some demons here weren't as evil as the ones that attacked earth, they did have a heart! Maybe he could get some more information out of this demon. "Yeah? So why do the demons attack other planets?" he asked curiously.
"Quite simple really, we all have nothing better to do. Also the fact that our planet is so darn dangerous, we like to go destroy other planets because we're jealous of how peaceful they are. Do you know how hard it is to drink hot magma all the time? Our blasted planet has no real water so we invade the planets that do." The demon sighed and took in air.
Shikamaru nodded and got up. "Thanks for telling me all that, I really appreciate it." He said and walked alittle closer to the demon, eyeing it closely so as not to be squished if it decided to attack. Not that it would since it was so lazy, but you could never be too sure.
The demon smiled. "You're the first creature I've talked to in ages, this forest is all about killing, not chatting. What's your name squirt?" it asked.
"Its Shikamaru. And you?"
"Matheren." It replied as Shikamaru walked closer. "How do you plan to get off of this planet anyway, Shikamaru?"
Shikamaru wondered for a moment. "I have no clue, haven't gotten that far yet." He said and sighed. "Can I get past you Matheren? I really need to find them." Shikamaru asked finally. He was inches away from the sitting demon. However he noticed it didn't have an evil aura like the other demons he had recently encountered. So he felt alittle safer then he had been.
Matheren sighed and dropped his head then stood up. "As troublesome as it is, I don't want the first thing I've talked to in a long time to be killed in this forest. I'll help you find your troublesome friends, nothing will attack you if I'm near, I may be lazy and fat but I can pack a punch if I need to."
Shikamaru smiled and nodded. "Thank you. If that's the case then, alittle while back one of my friends and I where attacked by a giant spider. I know Shino isn't the type to loose easily so will you help me save him?" Shikamaru asked and the demon shrugged, then nodded.
"Yeah I know that spider, he's not very nice in my opinion. Most likely all your friends have encountered something dangerous in this forest." Matheren replied as he led Shikamaru to the late demon spider's nest.
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"HAAAAYEAA!" Jiraiya battle cried as he flung a powerful Rasengan at a bolder in the rock country. The bolder fell apart into large chunks and fell onto a sharp toothed demon, knocking it to the ground unconscious.
Orochimaru clapped enthusiastically. "Ooh, that was pretty good! But I can do better you know!"
"SURE! Yeah right, I'd like to see you try snake!" Jiraiya barked as he did the same to another demon behind him. It had been three weeks already, what the hell was taking Naruto and the others so long? They better not have been killed, or worse, captured. Three weeks in hell with Orochimaru was bad enough, but the demons attacking every week were even worse! They so far had collected armies from three different countries, not including the allies they had already at hand like the sand and waterfall from Konoha and the sound from Orochimaru. They had gotten armies from the rock, the mist, and cloud so far.
Sasuke slashed at a fat tree with his kunai, making it fall on top of a lanky demon, crushing it. "Shut up you two, stop bickering! We have to focus on getting the armies safely to Konoha before they're all destroyed!" he snapped.
Kabuto nodded. "It's no time to fool around Orochimaru Sama." He put in and fixed his glasses that were sliding off his nose from sweat.
Orochimaru hmphed. "Shut up, don't you think I know that Kabuto! You're so stupid!" he growled and continued to fight.
Kabuto dropped his head and let out a sigh. "Why is he so mean to me all the time? What have I ever done to him? It's not fair, he's always listening to Sasuke and doing whatever he says! Its always Sasuke Kun this Sasuke Kun that! I'M SICK OF SASUKE KUN! SICK OF IT!" he screamed and slapped a hand to his mouth as they all looked at him. It seemed he had screamed out loud the last bit of his sentence, now they were all looking at him like he had finally lost it.
Orochimaru grinned slyly. "Talken to yourself again Kabuto, not a good sign. Sasuke Kun should check you out, make sure your not loosing it on us." He said and the rest of them all laughed and went back to fighting, leaving Kabuto standing there, shaking in anger.
"THERE WE GO WITH SASUKE KUN AGAIN! EVERY DAMN SENTENCE HE HAS THAT FRICKEN KID IN IT! WHAT DOES HE HAVE THAT I DON'T HAVE, HUH?" Kabuto thought in rage and started pelting down on a demon that unfortunately picked a fight with him in his moment of a bad temper.
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"Quick bring me some pain killers!" Tsunade barked to a medical nin as she healed countless patients.
Tsunade sama here's another one! She's badly wounded in her side and right leg!" Sakura bellowed as she burst threw the door with a young kunoichi holding on to her for support. They were in a small hospital hideout below the ground.
"Just add it to the pile." Tsunade said sarcastically as she began to heal another wounded patient. "Why don't you help, isn't that a good idea?" she asked with more sarcasm in her voice.
Sakura sighed. "I have been teacher, but we've been doing this for three weeks strait, I don't have any chakura left so I'm helping to gather up the patients waiting on the outside." She huffed and ran out to fetch more injured people.
Tsunade said nothing as she left, only continued to heal her moaning patients. They had been doing it for three weeks strait, ever since Naruto and the others left they had been doing it, none stop. More were coming in every second. Even some medical ninjas needed medical attention! Tsunade had never felt so tired and drained of chakura in her life. She only hoped the Kyuubi rescue team would hurry up and get they're asses down to earth before Tsunade could find a way to throw them to the moon.
Chapter EndAlrighty then, I guess I won't get any reviews so I might just stop updating if I don't get at least 7 reviews. I know you probably don't care but just know that a story will go unfinished because you were to much like Shikamaru and didn't take 10 seconds to review , savvy? However I won't stop writing this story, I'm just not going to post it up.