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Kyuubi's Doom
Chapter 9
After Shikamaru and Matheren found Shino sleeping peacefully against a tree, they were off to find Hinata and Naruto. Shino was badly hurt and couldn't run as fast as they were going so he had to ride on Matheren's shoulder as they flew through the trees, or in Matheren's case, walked through the trees. Shino hadn't liked the idea of having the huge demon come with them, but knew it was for the best so he kept quiet.
"What's that over there?" Shikamaru asked and pointed at a ball on the ground below them. They all stopped and soon found it was Hinata. Shikamaru ran to her and helped her up. "Are you ok Hinata?" he asked and shook her shoulders. She groaned and looked up at Shikamaru, then up to Shino and Matheren. Her eyes widened at the site of the demon and she groaned again. Shikamaru sighed. "Don't worry, he's with us."
"Wh-Where's Naruto Kun?" she muttered quietly and Shikamaru shook his head.
"We haven't found him yet… but we're just doing that now, so don't worry!" he added at the worried look on her face.
Her eyes drifted away from Shikamaru then focused on something behind Matheren and Shino. Suddenly she snapped out of her daze and jumped up. "NARUTO KUN!" She screeched and pointed happily. They all followed her point and sure enough, Kyuubi and Naruto were standing behind them.
"Hey there, can we go home now?" Naruto pleaded as Hinata jumped up and down excitedly.
Shikamaru smiled and nodded. "Heck yes, but first we have to get out of this forest." He said and got up. "This is Matheren, he helped me find Shino and Hinata, also if he's around no demons will bother us." He added and Matheren waved lazily, Shino still on his shoulder.
"Nice to meet you, Shikamaru's troublesome friends." He greeted and the others knew instantly why Shikamaru was able to befriend him, they were both real lazy.
"Alright then, get me off this blasted planet!" Kyuubi barked.
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They were hiding in a bush near a large pond in the rain country. Orochimaru's butt in Jiraiya's face, Sasuke's foot in Kabuto's groin and Jiraiya's knee on Sasuke's arm. It was pouring rain; they were all soaked and frozen to the bone, which wasn't helping the matters much.
"You're in the way!" Jiraiya hissed to Orochimaru who hmphed and stuck his butt closer to Jiraiya's face.
"No, I think your just in the wrong position!" Orochimaru shot back angrily.
Tears welling in his eyes, Kabuto pushed Sasuke's foot as far away from his jewels as possible. "Sasuke, if you weren't Orochimaru's favorite I would have killed your sorry ass long ago!" he cursed in his head to an unsuspecting Sasuke, who was currently biting Jiraiya's hand so he would remove it from his crushed arm.
"Shut up and get the trap ready, the demons are coming!" Sasuke barked to Jiraiya and Orochimaru who were bickering at each other. They're trap was simple, as it was thought up by Orochimaru. The unsuspecting demons would walk over to the rain country, they would see the pond they could walk through and go to it. But as they were walking happily over to the pond, Orochimaru and Jiraiya would then pull a invisible ninja string they had set up and the ground underneath the demons would crumble away, causing them to fall hundreds of feet to they're deaths.
They all waited in pregnant silence while they heard the demons rumbling on the ground as they ran to the rain country. "Wow, they sure are in a hurry." Kabuto thought sarcastically as dust and smoke started to rise in the horizon.
Orochimaru and Jiraiya shot each other dirty looks. "Heh, I bet I could pull the string faster then you, Jiraiya." Orochimaru whispered to Jiraiya and smirked.
Jiraiya chuckled evilly. "Dream on my dear friend, dream on." He egged and got ready to pull the string.
As the demons came clear into view, so did three other figures running in the front. Kabuto and Sasuke looked up as they heard who ever was running from the charging demons, screaming for help. Jiraiya and Orochimaru on the other hand were to busy glaring at each other to notice and pulled the string as soon as they felt the trap send the signal. All three figures and the demons fell into the pit of doom as the ground gave way. While Jiraiya rejoiced with victory and Orochimaru shook his head and sobbed, Kabuto and Sasuke ran over to the pit that the figures had collapsed into along with the demons. As they did however, Sasuke noticed somebody dangling on to a root that was hanging out of the ground. He looked down, and to his surprise, he saw Itachi starring, tearing eyed, into his own. "You?" he said as he looked down at his pitiful older brother. "Nobody important." He added cruelly and slashed at the root that was keeping his brother from certain death.
"Hehe, y-you wouldn't r-really do that to your nice, cute, lovable, older brother now w-would you?" he stuttered.
"You'd be surprised older brother, really surprised." Sasuke cackled as he continued to slash at the root.
"Hehe, come on Sasuke. I know we left off on a bad note, but you can forgive me, c-can't you?" Itachi pleaded as Sasuke cut the root with an insane grin on his face.
Kabuto looked over onto a different root and found another Akatsuki member hanging there. She looked up at him hopefully. "You can help me yeah?" she asked, her voice quivering a bit.
Kabuto blushed and helped her up instantly. "I-I'm Kabuto." He said and blushed harder, kicking his feet in the dirt.
"I'm Deidara, yeah." She said and winked at him, then went to help Kisame up from his own root that saved his life.
"Wow, Deidara, that's beautiful." He said to himself and looked up at the sky. "Simply beautiful."
"NOOOOOOO!" Kisame roared as he saw Sasuke cutting at Itachi's root. "ROAR!" he battle cried and jumped at Sasuke, knocking him to the ground long enough for Itachi to get out of the hole.
Itachi dusted himself off neatly and fixed his Akatsuki coat proudly, as if nothing had happened. Suddenly there came an angry roar from the bottom of the pit, Itachi jumped at least twenty feet in the air and ran behind a tree, shivering in fear.
Jiraiya quickly sneaked up behind him.
"BOO!" he screamed in his ear and grabbed his shoulders from behind.
Itachi gave a loud squeal and this time jumped thirty feet in the air.
"PLEASE, IT WASN'T MY FAULT, KISAME DID IT!" he hollered and curled up into a ball, covering his head.
Kisame walked angrily up to him. "Hey it was your idea! I just put it to action!" he growled and Itachi looked up.
"I was joking, you weren't actually supposed to do it!" he shot back as he stood up.
"There's no use fighting over it now, it's over and done with yeah!" Deidara said as she walked up to them, her hands on her hips.
Kabuto, Sasuke, Orochimaru and Jiraiya watched back and forth the three bickering at each other for a while until Jiraiya decided to brake it up.
"Alright, so what did you three do to make the demons angry?" he asked and they all shot dark glares at him.
"IT WAS HIS IDEA!" Kisame and Deidara chorused as they pointed to Itachi.
"Does this mean we get to kill him?" Sasuke asked the crew.
"Go ahead yeah, he's just dragging me down. Got the hole Akatsuki destroyed, we're the only ones left." She said with her arms crossed.
"WHAT? WHY YOU LITTLE-" Itachi started but Jiraiya cut in.
"What happened?" he asked calmly.
Kisame sighed. "The hole Akatsuki hide out was surrounded and Itachi thought it would be funny for me to go out and distract them so the rest could get out safely. Well it back fired and I just about became shark sushi!" he growled and shot Itachi an evil glare.
Jiraiya cocked an eyebrow. "But how would that be funny?" he asked and Kisame looked down.
"I'd rather not say, thank you."
Orochimaru grinned. "Aw come on, we won't laugh! I promise, right Sasuke Kun?" he asked and Sasuke nodded.
Kisame sighed and looked to the side, embarrassed. "I had to dress up in a tuna outfit." With that they all started rolling on the ground, tears of laughter forming around they're eyes.
Chapter EndWalla, funny chapter ne? Anyway way, please review, I really, really like reviews!