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Chap.3: Teacher Love

Again the Naruto gang had to go and suffer another boring day, or is it?

The day begins when Naruto and the gang go to their first class, homeroom.

"Okay class time to check on your attendance." Hyuuga-sensei said.

"Naruto"

"I'm here, are you blind?"

"…. Sakura"

"Here!"

"Sasuke"

"Yea"

"Ten—"

"Hyuuga-sensei, you have a visitor." Hatake-sama said.

"Who is it?" Hyuuga-sensei said.

"It's--" Hatake-sama got caught off.

"Neji-kun!!!" Older Tenten shouted.

"What are you doing here Tenten-chan?" Hyuuga-sensei asked.

"Why? Can't I visit my ultra mega super duper boyfriend?!" older said.

Hyuuga-sensei got embarrassed.

Then Tenten and Neji (younger version) were all mouth dangling.

First they looked at their older selves' mouth dangling.

Then they looked at each other mouth dangling and flushing.

"Oh, you have a class on? Huh 'Hyuuga-sensei'" Older Tenten said.

"Yes I do, what is the real reason you came to my class?" Hyuuga-sensei said.

"You forgot to wear your briefs with you idle squid ward!" Older Tenten said.

"What!" Hyuuga-sensei said blushing.

"Just kidding! I made you lunch, your favorite rice ball." Older Tenten said.

Then suddenly the door opens and out comes Older Sasuke.

"Rice balls? Where?" Uchiha-sensei said.

And then younger Sasuke stood up and said, "Is there tomatoes in them?"

"The rice balls in the toilet go fetch!" Neji threw the rice ball into the bathroom.

Older and younger Sasuke went in to get the rice ball.

"NEEEEEJJJJJJJJJJJIIIIIIII-kun!" Older Tenten shouted.

"How could you! I made those with love in every stitch I mean rice." Older Tenten said with puppy dog eyes.

Neji goes up to her and hug her.

"Awwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeee" said the class except Tenten and Neji who were shocked and embarrassed.

Then Lee stood up and said, "I KNEW IT!"

Younger Neji hit Lee on the head.

"Ow" Lee said.

Then it was nine o'clock, time for their next class.

Aburame-sensei had a special class for them.

Aburame-sensei got these two pink bugs and showed them to the class.

"What are these things?" Naruto asked.

"These are umm umm pink bugs." Aburame-sensei said.

Then Aburame-sensei went to the door closed the lights and lets the bugs free.

Then while Aburame-sensei left the room, the bugs sprayed some kind of perfume in the air.

Aburame-sensei then turned on the lights and he disappeared.

Suddenly Naruto and Shikamaru saw Tenten and fell in love with her.

Tenten fell in love with Kiba

Kankuro and Lee fell in love with Ino.

Ino fell in love with Gaara.

Gaara and Sasuke fell in love with Hinata.

Hinata fell in love with Choji.

Choji and Shino fell in love with Sakura.

Sakura fell in love with Kankuro.

Kiba and Neji fell in love with Temari.

Temari fell in love with Shino.

These are really random pairs and we are sorry if you are insulted, I am also insulted and my friend here.

Naruto and Shikamaru walked towards Tenten and said, "Please go out with me your beautiful highness."

Tenten said, "No! I want to be with my Kiba-kun!" Tenten grabbed Kiba's arm.

But then Kiba said, "Never! I'm in love with my Temari!"

"Never in a million years! I am with my love bug, Shino!" Temari said.

Shino then refused and went to Sakura.

"Ew! I am with my Kankury." Sakura said.

"Get away from me; I am already with my shmexy Ino." Kankuro said.

"Not even in your dreams! I am with my love forever Gaara-sama!" Ino said.

"Don't make me kill you, I am with my love Hinata and even if she says no, I will trap her in my sand!" Gaara said.

"Ah!" was all Hinata said because she had no freedom against the wrath of Gaara.

"You will never get my precious Hinata-chan!" Sasuke said.

"Do you WANT me to kill you!?" Gaara said.

"Not without a fight!" Sasuke said.

Then suddenly Gaara and Sasuke were punching each other, then kicking each other then playing rock paper scissors, Gaara won.

Sasuke started to cry.

"Sakura-chan I can give you a fruits basket to go out with me." Choji said.

"No! I want to be with my Kankury." Sakura said.

Then the fight of love kept going on and on until Aburame-sensei came back and told then class is over and commanded his bugs to remove the side effects of the perfume.

They all went back to normal realizing they were a person they didn't.

They were all embarrassed.

Then they went to their next class, recess.

"Gaara-sensei, may I ask you a personal question?" Kankuro said.

"No." Gaara-sensei said.

Then Kankuro left and made a puppet of a younger Gaara.

So the puppet Gaara went up on Gaara-sensei.

"Hey Gaara-sensei, May I ask you a personal question?" Puppet Gaara asked.

"Yes you are good looking what is it?" Gaara-sensei said.

"Who do you like since you don't have a ring yet?" Puppet Gaara asked.

"I love this person whose name is—" Gaara-sensei got interrupted.

"What are you doing?" Real Gaara said.

Gaara looked at the puppet Gaara and said, "Kankuro come out or I'll kill you."

Kankuro came out and said sorry.

Gaara-sensei was mad.

Then recess ended.

They had to go to their next class, social studies.

"Okay class you will not have to read, blablablablablablablablablabla. Then when your finished you can blablablablablablabla." Uchiha-sensei said.

"Uchiha-sensei!" Naruto said.

"What is it?" Uchiha-sensei asked.

"Who do you like if you are not married?" Naruto asked.

"How do you know I'm not married? Am I being watched?" Uchiha-sensei looked around.

"No… It's just that you don't have a ring." Naruto said.

"Okay fine, I will tell you my life story about how I fell in love with the girl of my dreams."

"Here we go again!"

"Okay first when I was your age, I was a real pimp back then, all the girls loved me even this one girl named blablabla who I also like. I never knew I really liked her until I left Orochimaru and blablabla realized blablabla that I liked her. So I came back and blablabla, when I came back to her she didn't like me she said we can just be friends, blablabla I was so crushed, blablablabla, and so I asked her out, she said no. I was depressed my whole life blablabla. And so from this day on I am trying to win her heart, but then she got blablablablablablablabla and I had more competition. And that's my life story." Uchiha-sensei said.

(Really boring)

"But you didn't say who you liked." Naruto said sleepily.

"I did, but maybe you were just too busy sleeping, fine I'll tell you, but the girls who play sports have to go outside. This is boy talk." Uchiha-sensei said.

"grrrr." The girls muttered.

The girls went outside the door, but when they closed it, they tried to hear it.

Then Kumiko came along.

"Hello I am your average glass cup passerbyer." Kumiko said.

"Haven't we seen you before?" Ino asked.

"No you haven't, so here's a glass cup cough cough you put it on the door and listen to peoples conversations cough cough well bye." Kumiko said.

Then they did just that.

"Okay boys, there's this girl who used to like me when I was your age, maybe a little younger." Uchiha-sensei said.

"Just get on with this." Shikamaru said lazily.

"Okay, okay. Her name was…."

(suspense)

"Her…."

(more suspense)

"Name…."

(even more suspense)

"Was…."

(even even more sus---)

"Just get on with it!" Shouted Shikamaru surprisingly.

Continued….

Haha just kidding! X) Well on with the story.

"Her names Haruno Sakura." Uchiha-sensei said.

(It's maybe quite obvious?)

Sasuke flushed.

Naruto and Lee pissed and mouth opened.

Sakura at the door wide eyed.

Ino angry.

"What the Hell!" Ino shouted loudly at the door.

Of course the boys heard.

"Why are you girls eaves dropping!" Uchiha-sensei said opening the door.

"Girls do love eaves dropping." Kiba said with a smirk.

The girls sweat dropped except Ino who was pissed.

Shikamaru saw Ino with fiery eyes and said his 'awesome' slogan, "Troublesome."

Sakura just stared at Sasuke in disappointment.

"What are you doing? I thought you were happy you found out I liked you!" Sasuke thought.

"No duh she doesn't like you no more! You've been acting like a total jerk lately!" Inner Sasuke shouted.

Naruto saw this and said, "Sakura! Now that your over Sasuke how bout' dating me!"

"You've got to be kidding!" Sakura said and hit Naruto.

"OW!" Naruto said painfully and disappointed.

"Well then let's continue class!" Uchiha-sensei said.

Ring!

The next class bell rang.

They had to go to their next class; math.

"Welcome class, I hope you're prepared for a visitor, you may know her. She's my friend since I was your age." Nara-sensei said.

"Is she your girl friend Haha!" Naruto shouted.

"No, No just a companion." Nara-sensei said with a small hint of red.

"Right…" Naruto said back.

"Here's coach Yamanaka Ino." Nara-sensei said.

"YO!" Ino-sensei said.