Hey there, sorry for the long wait but I haven't been up to writing anything lately :( I have all the ideas down for this story, just not the actual story down XD.

Me, yes me, don't own Naruto, yes don't too…

Kabuto's Role As A Dad

Chapter 4

Kabuto hummed happily while he scraped the charred bacon and eggs he had made for breakfast while he watched a few birds flutter giddily outside the kitchen window in front of him. Naruto had left for his mission about an hour ago and Kabuto wanted the house to be unrecognizable when he returned. Living in the good life was surprisingly better then living in the bad life when he had been with Orochimaru, but right now he felt he'd never been happier. Unfortunately that happiness would end soon…

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"One large cup of the strongest sake you've got!" Tsunade ordered the bartender behind the counter. Finally her day off from Hokage business was here. Shizune worked her so hard Tsunade was certain the name of Hokage fit more for Shizune then herself. She plunked her head down on the counter in exhaustion, to many books, so many words, it was painful, "I shouldn't have to go through all this, I'm the Hokage, people should pamper me!" she grumbled to herself angrily. The bartender put the cup of sake down in front of her and she slurped it down instantly. She looked up at the bartender and sighed, "I mean, all I get to do inside that stuffy tower is sit down in a large chair, get fat, and read difficult books! That's no life for the village leader, I WANNA GAMBLE DAMN IT!" she screamed and slammed her fist down on the counter, cracking it into millions of pieces, "ITS JUST NOT FAIR!" she bellowed at the bar tender who looked at her like she was crazy and ran out of the store in fear, "ugh, everyone runs away when I talk my mind, am I really that demented?" She mumbled and got up, she walked down a couple of streets, daydreaming until she heard somebody scream. She snapped back to reality in alarm and looked around, finding she was completely alone in a deserted street. She continued to walk on, starting to go back into her daydream of having everyday off from Hokage business until she heard it again, a loud scream of someone in terrible pain. She looked around but there was nobody, "Hello? Is anyone there?" she called out but got no answer. She was just about to shrug it off again when she found blood trails leading into a dark alleyway. She ran inside.

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Kabuto was just about finished his cleaning when he heard a faint scream bounce off the walls of his neighborhood, he looked out the window in front of him but the only person out there was Tsunade, probably on her day off, "Hmm? Must have been nothing." he said to himself and went back to his washing until he heard it again only moments later, he looked up again and noticed Tsunade looking around for it too. It must have been something. Kabuto watched as she followed something on the ground into a dark ally way, he knew ally ways were the source of evil plans and went to offer back up.

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Tsunade walked in, expecting a dead body or something close to it since there was so much blood loss, "Hello, if you can here me give a moan!" she called out and felt her foot touch something wet and clammy. She looked down and saw, sure enough a dead body. She quickly bent down and rolled the body over revealing a young girl jabbed with four kunai. Tsunade grimaced as the blood touched her finger tips and began to pulled out the kunai, but recoiled immediately as the body started to rot away before her eyes, "W-What!?" was all she could muster just as a man dressed in black dropped from the sky behind her.

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Kabuto walked in to the ally way, "Tsunade sama are you ok? Do you need any help?" he asked the darkness but got no answer. He took a couple more baby steps inside, he'd never really been the brave type, "Tsunade sama?!" he called again and walked timidly in alittle more.

"Oh I'm fine Kabuto." A voice hissed from inside the shadows.

Kabuto bounced back to the front of the ally way in alarm and flashed out a kunai just as a figure walked out of the shadows, smirking. It was Tsunade. He quickly relaxed and was about to put his kunai away when he saw Tsunade's eyes flicker evilly, he'd seen that look before, Orochimaru.

"What's wrong Kabuto? Can't you see I'm Tsunade, or do you need better glasses?"

Kabuto stepped back a couple paces, his kunai at the ready, "You're not Tsunade sama." He snapped.

The fake Tsunade smirked, "Hmph, you always were the brightest crayon in the box, eh Kabuto. You're right, I'm not Tsunade, I'm Orochimaru."

Kabuto stood there glaring at him, "How are you still alive!?" he asked angrily. It just wasn't possible he'd seen Orochimaru's soul go flying off in to the sky!

Orochimaru shrugged, "I just found a bandit no one knew or cared about and used that body, no biggy really. But when I was brutally forced from Naruto's body by Kyuubi I gained a certain power, the power to transfer multiple times to anybody I need." He grinned and slowly started to step closer to Kabuto, who began to walk backwards. "But the body I've decided to stay in is Naruto's. I know what I did wrong a month ago and I know how to change it, of course, I'm going to need your help Kabuto."

"I'm never going to help you, so forget it!" Kabuto growled and slashed his kunai through the air in front of Orochimaru.

Orochimaru dropped his head and sighed, and then looked back up at Kabuto with a big grin on his/her face, "Fine, then I'm going to have to kill Tsunade and blame it on you Kabuto, I'm very sorry." He reported.

Kabuto swallowed and continued to glare at Orochimaru, "I hate you." He mumbled angrily and Orochimaru patted him on the back, grinning.

"I know."

Chapter End

:) Sorry the chapter was so darn short but I think this one was actually pretty good :D! Please review, and hopefully I stick up the next chapter faster then I did this one XD!

What happens next?: The plans in motion and poor Kabuto has to deceive a trusting Naruto, oh the agony!