Dear Mario,
You are thick. Take one guess, just one guess, why Peach won't talk to you. Maybe it has something to do with forgetting your anniversary. Maybe it has something to do with what you got her? Maybe it has something to do with the fact that she baked a thirty foot, mushroom shaped cake for a party that you were late for. Mario, it makes me sick to be your brother. But since you are all alone in this world, except for your dear younger brother, I will help you get out of this mess.
First, try writing to Peach and telling her that you are sorry. You can't keep asking why she is mad because it makes you look even worse not realizing why she is upset.
Next, you should get her a present that she really wants. I honestly don't know how some one could possibly think that by pink, miniaturized, and plays music she meant a Barbie karaoke machine and not a pink i-pod mini. And next time, don't leave the price tag on when you buy things at Walmart.
Now, you need to do something romantic for her like take her out on a classy date. Buy her champagne and take her to a fancy restaurant with live music. Don't forget chocolates or a bouquet, girls are a sucker for that. Daisy loves it when she gets compliments, so you should make sure you tell her that she looks beautiful and has a great smile.
Trust me Mario, with these tips Peach is going to forgive you like that. (Um, imagine me snapping my fingers).
Later,
Luigi
Author's Note:
Grrr…I am so uncool! This is like the seventh letter and I haven't said a word about it! Okay, here is the deal. All the Princess Peach letters are done by yours truly. Now the Mario letters on the other hand, those are done by my awesome friend Maddy (with some weird random stuff by me thrown in). Anyways, I think everyone out there who likes this story should give a big thanks to her (a great way to do this would be in a review). She is in Europe right now, no clue where in Europe, and I think it would be so cool if she came back with a bunch of reviews saying thanks to her!