Dear Princess Peach,
I am sorry I made you mad. I now understand why….err, actually, I always knew why. I just didn't act like it because, um, I wanted to see if you knew. Yeah, that was it. I am sending you a gift right now and I hope you like it. Just for your safety though, don't poke at it because it might bite and squirt liquid at you. Trust me.
I bought you some chocolates and flowers, but, well…you see, Toad got hungry (I mean really hungry; he even ate the box), and Birdo thought the flowers were for her and sort of took them. But it's okay, the flowers were daisies and the chocolates where dark, and Luigi just informed me that you hate both of those things.
I also wanted to say that you're as pretty as Daisy…maybe even prettier…but she does have a smaller nose- um, forget that last part. You're beautiful as a princess. Wait, you are a Princess. What I meant to say is most Princesses are about as pretty as you. No, wait, I mean- oh just forget it.
Any ways, will you ever forgive me?
Mario