Oh my god, I am so sorry! I haven't updated in ages! Please forgive me; I have been a bit busy. Plus I sort of forgot about this story. I bet you all thought it was done, huh? Well, nope, last letter would be a crappy place to end. Anyways, sorry and enjoy it.

Dear Mario,

I don't get it. Honestly, I don't get it. Why aren't you complaining to me about your life like you usually do? A month ago, you sent me twenty-three letters in three days apologizing to me, and now I haven't received a letter from you since forever. What is going on?

Is it because I kept saying no when you asked me to forgive you about the whole anniversary thing? Well, Mr. Clueless, when a says 'no' it means 'try harder you idiot'. God, you could have promised to take me to Sea World once I get out of this dump and I would have forgiven you. But, I know how you find these things difficult to grasp so, until you screw up again, I am officially not mad at you.

Speaking of Bowser's Castle, things are worse than usual. Apparently, Bowser has discovered his true passion in life (besides hurting you and stealing me that is): Being better the Simon Cowell. Okay, I know this sounds ridiculous but it's true. He some how got a hold of Simon's email address, and they have been emailing each other like crazy trying to outdo the other in miscellaneous tasks. If you don't believe me, check this out:

To dreamcrusher168

From KoopaKing64

Subject 'yodeling'

Listen, Cowell, if there is one thing this reptile can do better than you its yodel. Just last year I visited my cousin Hans in the Alps, and he taught me everything I know. If you want a yodeling contest, bring it on.

Reply to 'yodeling'

Oh please. I got your recording; I know monkeys that can yodel better than you. I am a Judge on the knock-off of American Idol known as American Yodeler (only aired in Switzerland) so I think I know what I am talking about when I say I will kick your ass in this competition. You just wait until you get my tape.

See? Bowser is going nuts. And he can't yodel to save his life. But I suppose that I can always find comfort in knowing that a tape with Simon Cowell yodeling will most likely catch a fair price on E-bay.

But most importantly, why aren't you sending me letters?

Sincerely,

Princes Peach

Do you like? Then tell me and I will try to be better about updating. Oh, I almost forgot.

"When did Mario rescue Peach? How was it their anniversery if they're boyfriend and friend? Why did Peach invite Bowser? Why'd Mario get Peach a blooper? Why Luigi? Why a barbe kareoke? Why am I doing this? Besides these unaswered questions good fanfic...I guess."

To answer these questions it was the anniversary of when they started dating. Peach did not invite Bowser to her party, but she had to get his permission before having it considering it was at his castle. Mario got Peach a blooper because he isn't too sharp when it came to impressing the ladies (plus he found it at a Kingdom novelty shop). I don't know what you mean by why Luigi, but if you are referring to why Mario asked him to help with Peach then it's because he is his brothers and that's the sort of whiny thing brothers do. Mario got Peach a Barbie Kareoke thing because that's what he thought Peach was hinting at in one of her letters. And I have no idea why you are doing this. Wait, I left the first one out. Mario has yet to rescue Peach. Right now he is in ice world trying to figure out how to rescue her with out violating the restraint order. So, Bob Forebery, there you have it. Now I ask you, what is with the 'I guess' at the end of the review? Oh, I'm just kidding.