Dear Princess Peach,
Oh thanks, now you tell me. I've been searching for those Burger King coupons….
I've finally defeated that stupid fire castle, but since my trousers got caught on fire, I had to send Toad for some new ones. So, as you can imagine, I can't defeat anymore goombas or bosses with only my Barbie underwear on….I mean, err…Spiderman underwear. Um yeah, that's what the cool kids are wearing.
About that whole Bowser letter thing, I seriously didn't fall for that. I'm not that stupid. I was just testing you. And I have to say you fail miserably. Punctuation counts, missy. Those little hearts over the i's just aren't going to cut it.
Oh before I forget I guess I should thank you for your present. I always wanted a nose warmer and the pompoms are pretty 'extra specially cute' just as the card says. The only complaint is well... I mean when I wear it I…uh…feel like an idiot. Don't get me wrong, I totally love not being able to breath and having something I sneeze into attached to my face, but I think I'm good on knitted apparel for now. Actually, since you've been locked in that tower, I've been good on anything knitted. I still have the sweater, scarf, socks, garter, finger cover, tea cozy, iced tea warmer, dog bed, dog sweater, book bag, fish bowl, overalls, computer screen cover, leg warmers, pants, banana cozy and dish towel that you knitted for me.
Holy crap, you have a lot of time, woman! Wow, maybe I am slow.
Uh oh, I've got to go: the bonus level just ended.
-Mario