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"…" speaking
Thoughts
(a/n) just my author's notes :P
Pirates
By
Risen From the Ashes
Chapter 6: Getting Drunk and dealing with Hangovers
With Rei, Kai, Max, Tyson and Tala at the Inn
"Come on guys we should really hit the sack." Stated Rei.
"whatever."
"Sure."
"Hn."
With that they all stood and hobble in their drunken state to the stairs where they would attempt to make it to the Inn rooms.
To first to fail and fall was of cause Tyson. Tripping over his own feet he landed on top of Kai.
Kai being the arrogant ass he is jumped up and started throwing shitty punches at Tyson who being drunk didn't have enough time to think of what to do.
In the end of it Kai was smug with himself and Tyson had a broken nose.
What more could they want? Sleep
Max being too tired to break up the fight just leaned against the wall in amusement with Tala next to him. Slowly they both fell asleep leaning on each other. (a/n cant you just imagine that I think its sweet but yeah anyway…).
After the shock of blood dripping down his face Tyson feel unconscious (a/n yep Tyson has a phobia of blood lol :p ).
"Can w-we just l-leave hick him hick here?"
"Why not? We're all to pissed to carry him anyway." Kai replied to Rei before turning and seeing the sleeping pair.
"What about them?" He asked the Neko-jin.
"Um…well Tala wouldn't care if he just woke-up half way up the starts but Blondie here might."
"So…we wake them up?"
"Seems so."
Kai turned back to the two teens, an evil smirk appearing as his face as he does so.
"Rei would you so kindly ask the barmaid for a bucket of ice cold water please?"
"That is harsh but ok."
Couple of minutes later Rei returned with a wooden bucket slurping its contents every now and then.
Kai's evil grin grew, oh how much fun you could have when you're drunk (a/n it true!). Taking the bucket with ease, Kai slowly brought it foreword and took it back doing this a couple of times before…
WOOSH
"HAHAHAHA"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM MEALTING!"
"YOU'RE...cough DEAD!"
"I'd like to see you try, and Max your not melting it's just water, oh and you can thank Rei for getting me the water."
"HEY! I was only doing what you asked I did say it was harsh!"
"Oh well still your fault."
"Why should I believe you?"
"Because unlike you I am brilliant therefore hick I can't get hick blamed!"
"Whatever, night you two have fun killing Kai for me."
"Oh I'm sure we will."
"Night Rei."
"Night Max, Tala." With that Rei walked away to their previous destination.
"Now to get the ass who made us all wet." Slowly approaching Kai, they shared a look then…
nope you're not allowed to know what happens! Lol
Rolling over in her bed Mia suddenly woke as she hit the floor, damn it why did I have to fall out of bed this morning ow my head! With her thumping headache she remembered the events of the previous night.
Flashback
Walking up to the bar was a young lady with deep red locks flowing gracefully down her back, "Hey Jules, I'll have a rum please."
"Coming right up Mia." Spoke the barmaid.
From Kai's place he looked over, to see what looked like to him an angel, but then again he was pretty pissed so an old woman with hair growing out of her chin would look like an angel.
"What's a fine lady like you doing in a place like this?" he spoke careful not to fuck up his words in his drunken stat.
"This just happens to be my favourite Inn in port Carlos so I think a /fine lady/ like me doing in a place like this would be because I like it here, is that alright with you?"
"Yep."
"Good, the name's Mia, yours?"
"Kai."
"Well it was nice to meet you Kai, but I'll be leaving now." With that Mia walked away to find herself an empty table to sit at.
Ah good old rum always gets ride of stress and boy has it been a stressful week, ah well here's to the weekend. With that Mia spent the rest of the night drinking to the early hours of the morning.
Flashback End
Agh all that rum just because it was a weekend, ah Ma's going to kill me. Just as she thought her mother walked through the door.
"Mia get your lazy hung over body off the floor, it's already half eleven you were suppose to be down by the ports an hour and a half ago!"
"Alright Ma I'm up ok? I'll be down by the ports in half and hour, by the way, could you get me a glass of water and something to get rid of this headache?"
"Only if you promise you won't do this again and get rid of that drinking habit you've gotten into."
"Alright Ma." With that the lady in her mid thirty's left the room and quietly closed the door behind her.
"Great just another day down by the port with all those ugly bastards just what I want." Lifting her light weight body up she walked towards the bathroom where she would wash and ready herself for the long day ahead.
With Kai and Tala+
"OI! Lazy ass get up, yeah yeah don't give me all that grunting up, were late for the meeting on the ship now up!"
"Ah, since when did you become such a morning person?"
"Since there's not much of the morning left, now stop with the questions and just get up oh and you might need this ice pack."
"What are you talking about, why would I need an ice pack?"
"Well…"
"Tala" Kai spoke with a treating tone that not even Tala could stand up to.
"Alright well after you threw that bucket of water at me and Max last night we up sort of got you back for it, but I guess you cant remember seeing as you passed out after Max punched you in the jaw."
"YOU WHAT!"
"Hehehe, just a little harmless bit of pay back? I didn't actually touch you so go easy mate."
"GO EASY YOU'VE JUST TOLD ME I GOT PUNCH JUST FOR THROWING SOME WATER OH MY GOD; YOU ARE SOO GOING TO PAY!" Kai yelled at the top of his voice before jumping out of bed and chasing Tala around the room.
(a/n what can I say? He clearly doesn't like to be punched, tehehe anyway…)
With Max and Rei
"Sounds like Kai's up, good thing we weren't all sharing a room other wise the only living person would be you." Max stated.
"That is true, but you know Kai it'll be drooped when he sees Brooklyn, I just find it funny how the two of them and have such a good relationship and it then lost over the death of that bird."
"Yeah I thought that too, just seems like Brooklyn loved it a bit more than he let onto."
"Mmm. You want to split them up now so we can get down to the port?"
"Yeah alright"
Max and Rei both stood to leave the room when they heard Tala scream help, taking one look at each other they burst out laughing.
(a/n your probably wondering 'what was so funny about that?' well when Tala screams he sounds like a woman :D what can I say every male has there feminine side. Lol)
"Come on let's go split those two up."
"Wait, what did we do with Tyson again?"
Laughing Rei replied "He's still sleeping on the stairs."
Max joined Rei laughing. Together they made their way to the bedroom next door.
Kai and Tala
"Come on Kai it weren't my fault Max punched you, you did throw water at us!"
"That's not the point you could have stopped him but NO you wanted revenge as well so you let him!" Kai picked up his pace and pounced on Tala.
"Ahh HELP!" The faint sound of laughter was heard from the room next door, Oh so they think it's funny that Kai's practically killing me do they? Great things like this really show you who your friends are.
Bursting in the room with huge grins on their faces was Max and Rei.
"Oh, so now you come and help well that's just great but it was you that just a minute ago was laughing when I screamed for help."
"We weren't laughing…" Tala cut in before Max could finish.
"You were laughing cause I heard you unless another pair of our crew mates were staying in your room."
"Ever thought to let me finish what I was saying? Anyway I was saying, we weren't laughing at the fact that you were screaming we were laughing at the fact that you scream like a girl."
"…" Tala was slowly turning a bright red and almost being camouflaged with his hair.
"Hahaha I've never seen you blush so hard!"
"Shut up Kai and GET OFF OF ME!" Everyone in the room just cracked up laughing again at the sound of the feminine scream.
Okay that's it for Pirate for now, I've noticed that even if I ask for a certain amount of review I don't get it and 7 seems a bit high now so I'm just kindly asking for 6 its not that many seeing as at least 34 people read the last chappie.
Anyway I hope you liked it now please just review for me? puppy dog eyes please?
Love Ashes xxx