CHAPTER 4: THE HOST CLUB WITHOUT IT'S SHADOW...
CHAPTER 4: THE HOST CLUB WITHOUT IT'S SHADOW...

Without Kyouya the host club began to fall apart, not as quickly as if the Prince had left. It's certain that the club members hadn't realized that having the be-spectacled one around kept things moving, now without him nothing was going well. Haruhi, to her credit, tried very hard to be like Kyouya. Renge had even gotten her glasses back. Haruhi walked around with a notebook in one arm scowling as best she could. It was Kyouya's actual notebook she carried. The same day Kyouya announced quitting he'd suddenly appeared in front of her handed her the notebook and cryptically said "It's your burden now." The he turned and left a very confused looking Haruhi behind. She still looked down at the prized notebook and wondered what he meant

'Had being in the club really been a burden to Kyouya? And if so why hadn't he left earlier?' Haruhi wasn't sure why Kyouya had told her to wear glasses now.

Seeing her like that had a weird effect on Tamaki. Everyone was worried when their 'king' burst into tears upon seeing Haruhi and ran away. Mori had gone off to fetch him while Honey sat at his table and ate the imported cake Tamaki had gotten. Haruhi had been scolding him for it till his outburst; the bill was way more than the club made in a year. Not to mention the fancy teacups from England and the chairs from Italy. Tamaki run around and spent all the funding with Kyouya not there to rein him in. It had worried them enough when the prince fainted after the shadow king left the room and had to be carried out by the twins and Mori.

And making Haruhi's life harder the twins had begun to play mean pranks. Hikaru would go around kicking chairs out from under unsuspecting guys and laughing as they fell down. Kaoru put hair dye in hair gel so girl's hair turned bright green. This came to a stop when Mori appeared, after getting Tamaki back, and pulled them both by the cuff of their jackets. Haruhi scolded them as best she could but could strike fear into their hearts. They just looked off in space tuning her out. The natural host had been aggravated till Mori pointed something out: The twins missed Kyouya. It hadn't occurred to her till then, but it made a lot of since. This was their immature way of coping with losing a mother figure. Haruhi realized now why Tamaki had cried when he saw her. Everyone missed Kyouya and she was only making it worse.

Haruhi sighed and took her glasses off. Mori peered down at her looking curious but said nothing. Haruhi looked up at him and smiled determined. "Wait here I'll bring him back." She said confidently. Tamaki looked up in surprise, followed by the twins. Mori just smiled gently and nodded. And Haruhi was off, rushing out and down the hall. The twin leaned out and watched her disappear around the corner. "She sure thinks he can convince him…"Kaoru muttered looking less than sure about it. "Isn't he really stubborn about things like that?" Hikaru asked turning to stare at Tamaki. The Prince's expression was uncharacteristically serious and solemn. He didn't answer the question but wondered in his head if the cute raccoon-eyed girl could do it again. "She brought back the idiot didn't she?" Mori said suddenly. Everyone stared at him wondering when he got so talkative. Tamaki cocked his head to the side "Whose the idiot?" he asked making the twins giggle.

Haruhi found Kyouya surprisingly fast. It helped that she knew where he and Renge normally hung out. The secret room under the music room with the charming antique lamps and 2 loveseats. Haruhi had been in shock when she saw how big it was and wondered why the music room was such a odd place. Kyouya had been admiring the lamps saying they were from a famous lamp maker in Germany and asked Renge-san how she acquired them.

From behind a yaoi manga Kyouya stared at the gasping girl. "You didn't need to run so fast…" he pointed out returning his gaze to his manga. Haruhi looked up at him and frowned. "Come back!" she asked. Kyouya stopped reading and looked up at her coldly "There's no place for me to go back…" he said closing his book "You replaced me already." Haruhi looked at him dumbfounded.

"Huh..?"

Kyouya stare at her with a look that pierced Haruhi's soul, "And your supposed to be smart." He remarked coolly. "Uhn." she said recoiling slightly. "Kyouya-sempai…?" she asked going back to her old honorific for him. This made Kyouya look sadly at the floor.

"I'm sorry." He apologized. Haruhi blinked at him wondering if he'd been replaced by some robot. "I don't understand why you left…" she explained looking hopeless.

The be-spectacled one smiled abruptly getting up and placing his hands on her shoulders. "You really don't know…"he began, "that Tamaki's in love with you."

Haruhi's eyes widened in shock. She pulled away and shook her head "that can't be true Tamaki is…he calls me daughter and..." Her mind reeled backwards remembering how he treated her like his daughter complaining about her wearing a skimpy bathing suit and protecting her from the twins' evil intentions.

"The idiot's not realized it himself, but it's the truth." Kyouya said looking off in the distance. Haruhi noticed the sad tinge in his voice and frowned.

"He misses YOU."

Kyouya turned his head to look at her sideways, and then left the room shaking his head. 'She's still very young and doesn't understand' he thought walking down the hallway. He smiled slightly hearing stomping feet get closer. Haruhi was glad when he stopped and waited for her to catch up. He didn't notice the music room door near them open and the twins peering at them.

"Everyone…wants you to come back!"

Tamaki recognized the speech from the Éclair incident and went outside "Haruhi who are you-" he halted when he saw Kyouya standing by. He wasn't sure it was actually him at first; Tamaki had never seen him wearing the schools sweater vest and messy hair before. It accrued to him that Kyouya must have been putting up a classy front for the honor of his family. He hadn't noticed how Kyouya always seemed dressed up around him and relaxed when he thought Tamaki wasn't around. 'Is this because he lov-'Tamaki's mind was cut off by Kyouya's harsh tone.

"Why are you staring at me, Souh-kun?"

"Ah...Kyouya…?"

Tamaki blinked and shrunk when he saw the glaring glasses directed at him. The sad and worried expression made Kyouya wince; he hated making the boy look like that. He recalled seeing the same expression when his stressed out father slapped him in public.

"Please come back to us!" Tamaki pleaded. Kyouya's eyes narrowed "Why is the club drowning in debt?" he asked accusingly. Tamaki visibly flinched looking at Haruhi who was sighing. When he heard her sigh exasperatedly he got his answer, 'I see…'

"Just leave me alone…both of you." He barked turning to leave. "PLEASEEEEEE!!!???" Tamaki begged clinging to his feet. Kyouya turned around and looked down to yell. There waiting to greet him where those sad puppy dog eyes. 'Oh….shit' he thought, feeling himself waver. Haruhi wondered why she hadn't thought to bring him along as Kyouya sighed defeated. "Fine…I'll come back…"he said with hair obscuring his face, "Just let go of me…." Tamaki beamed and let go of his legs and started to hug him. Kyouya's hard slap startled him, he clutched his redden hand and gazed at his once friend. "Don't touch me!" Kyouya growled before going inside. The twins fearfully made way for him and watched as Kyouya sat down and put on an accountant's hat. 'Things aren't going like they're supposed to…' Kaoru thought wistfully.

Everyone avoided getting close to Kyouya the rest of the day. Even Honey knew not to ask him if he wanted cake. Haruhi watched from afar as he looked at the bills and then glared daggers at Tamaki who whimpered and hid behind the couch. The customers were whispering to each other that Kyouya looked handsome with his hair messy. When the school ended He got up and walked out without even so much of a wave. Tamaki was crestfallen and slumped in his throne. Honey tried his best to cheer the lonely prince up by offering him his teddy bear. Haruhi watched with a serious expression. "Do you really…"she trailed off, looking to the side hesitantly. Tamaki raised his head and looked at her curiously, seeing her blush made him worried. "Is it true…that you're in love with me?" she asked finally.

"WHHAAAATTT!!!!!!????" Hikaru cried looking stressed out. Haruhi was confused that it mattered to him, she stared at him concerned. Kaoru smiled softly at her. "What makes you ask me that?" Tamaki said in a strange voice, Haruhi turned back and gasped at Tamaki's mature expression. "You're like a daughter to me!" he said looking right at her.

"ALLRIGHT!!!" Hikaru cheered in joy, Haruhi glared at him as he jumped around.

"Well... Yes…but Kyouya…" she trailed off when Hikaru hugged her suddenly and pinched his hand.

"Kyouya told you that?" Tamaki said looking surprised. The other members groaned in unison. Tamaki stood up abruptly and went to the window. "So that's why…." He muttered watching Kyouya get into his families' limo and drive away. "Sempai?" Haruhi called out looking curious. "You should go tell him now." Hikaru said recovering now that he had no love rivals. "Yes its summer break now isn't it?" Kaoru added looking amused as Tamaki freaked out.

Kyouya sat in his limo looking at the floor the entire time. 'Surely everyone hated him now.' He thought recalling everyone avoiding him today. It didn't occur to him that he'd scared them off himself with his foul mood and chilling glare. Even the driver was afraid to meet his glaze directly as he opened the door. Kyouya got out and looked up at his mansion of a home solemnly.

He heard his brothers chatting about something when he walked inside but they halted when he entered the room. Kyouya sighed as they pretended to read their newspapers and took a book and headed out. When he heard them start again he frowned with his chin down.

'They hate me…. everyone…'

When he heard his sister's soft voice he looked up and gaped. She was looking at his cupping his face like a mother would with an extremely worried look. "Are you ok Kyou-chan? You look like you've been crying all day again!" she fussed. There was a loud crash and loud footsteps behind him. Kyouya was captured in a tight hug from behind and a hushed voice said "Fuyu! Don't go right out and say that! Kyouya is very sensitive!" Kyouya looked up to see Ueno. Yoshiro was standing next to him shrugging to the youngest.

"Eh…"Kyouya began when Ueno suddenly shouted "WE SHOULD GO BOATING!" the two middle siblings looked at each other and sighed "ok fine…." Yoshiro said. "Please stop choking Kyou-chan!" Fuyume added noticing Kyouya was getting pale. Kyouya found he was too stunned to form words anymore. 'Had they all been worried about him?' Again…. Fuyume had said 'crying again' he recalled. Suddenly Kyouya's eyes widened, 'that day I had been…'

Tamaki paced at the front gates of the Ootori complex. The person who had answered the intercom informed Tamaki that 'He was not to be allowed in.' "HE HATES ME!!!" the prince whined looking at Haruhi for sympathy. The only expression on her face was annoyance. "I don't think that was his doing…he did say Ueno was overprotective…."

"Ueno? "The twins and Honey asked in unison. Haruhi sighed realizing they didn't know that Kyouya's brothers had names. "AH!" Tamaki said nodding with his arms crossed, "Yes his older brother really doesn't like me!"

The twins sudden understood and muttered "brother complex" under their breaths. Honey looked confused at Mori who didn't say anything about Chika also having that complex but he secretly thought it.

BBBRERRRRRRRR!

Everyone turned and watched a yacht wiz out onto the private river. "Kyouya is on it" Hikaru said holding binoculars. Haruhi wondered where he got them from but reminded herself that the host club members seem to do that an awful lot. 'Better to not ask…' she thought. Tamaki had stolen the glasses when she looked back up. Mori somehow caught them when Tamaki tossed them and started climbing the fence.

"Um…He does realize that the secret police will…"

"AAHHHAAAAA!"

"Never mind…" Haruhi muttered hutching over. "HONEY-SEMPAI! MORI-SEMPAI!" cried the hapless prince as several men in black uniforms surrounded him. The two ninja-like host members seemed to fly over the gate and appeared in front of Tamaki.

"Hurry up and tell Kyouya how you feel!"

Tamaki looked up in surprise at Hikaru who was currently climbing the fence. Kaoru stayed on the other side with Haruhi.

"How I…" Tamaki looked down, 'How do I feel about him?' he wondered.

He recalled always feeling happy when Kyouya was around and how his heart always skipped when he saw one of the megane's rare smiles. He felt excited when Kyouya's eyes sparkled as he thought up an evil scheme.

"I...Love..." the sudden realization made him turn completely red.

"I WONT LOSE MY WIFE!!!" he proclaimed racing with shocking speed towards the water.

Hikaru smiled watching him go but still managed to catch Haruhi when she slipped. She looked up into his eyes for a second causing him to blush and drop her. "Ow!" Haruhi cried sitting up. "AH!!! I'm SORRY!!!" Hikaru apologized offering to help her up. "I hope Tamaki is better at Romance than you..." Kaoru said with a playful smirk.

Kyouya scowled at Ueno form across the boat, the reason was the outfit he'd been forced into. A 'ridiculous' yellow pullover with short sleeves and a pair of swim trunks with duckies on them, it was not something he felt dignified in. Fuyume smiled happily and took several photos saying, "Kyouya looks so cute!" and chuckling. The middle brother just shook his head and steered the boat.

"KYOUUUUYYYYYYAAAA!"

The Megane turned around quickly and blinked at what he saw. Tamaki had high jacked a Zamboni and was skidding in the water. "OY! YOU IDIOT HOLD IT WITH BOTH HANDS!" he scolded as the flax-colored prince raised an arm and began to wave furiously. "COME BACK!!!!" he urged holding out a hand for him. Kyouya's face got worried as the prince nearly fell off when a wave hit the water vehicle. "I WANT YOU TO COME BACK!!!" Tamaki said smiling idiotically.

Kyouya felt his bottom lip quiver "…you…stupid…" he muttered standing up to leave. Suddenly an arm shot out and grabbed his; Kyouya looked up to see Ueno. "Onii-chan…?" he gasped, His brother glared at Tamaki. "You want to cry again?!" he asked turning to Kyouya looking serious for once.

"AHH YAAAHH!!"

Ueno sweatdroped as Kyouya watched the prince be thrown back into the water. "TAMAKI!!!!" Kyouya cried pulling his hand away; Ueno let it slip out of his grip and sighed as his little brother jumped in to save the idiotic prince. Kyouya was under water for what seemed like hours when he resurfaced carrying a limp Tamaki to shore. He stared down at the boy feeling tears forming, "Tamaki…. please…don't" he buried his head in the boys chest. He was so shocked when the arms hugged him tightly he squeaked. Tamaki lifted his chin up and said "You're the one I'm in love with, Baka" with amorous eyes. The Megane's face was hidden but he was shaking. "Aw Kyouya I'm sorry I scared-Urk!" he jumped back when he saw Kyouya glaring at him. "YOU MORON!! I WAS WORRIED YOU HAD DIED!!!" he roared hitting him repeatedly. Tamaki shielded himself from the blows until he noticed Kyouya was hardly hitting him at all. He felt a smile creep over his face as Kyouya stopped and stared at the sand.

'it wasn't possible, Tamaki couldn't have said…'

"Why did you lie…you don't love…" Kyouya found to his shock his voice was thin and shaking. Tamaki looked at him "Its true Kyouya! I really love you!" he said gripping Kyouya's small shoulders. The Prince admired the way Kyouya looked in the setting sun, his long eyelashes his wet raven locks hanging in his face and those lovely gray eyes staring at him from behind them.

"HANDS OFF MY BABY BROTHER!!" Ueno's growl caused Tamaki to flinch and look up fearfully at the Oldest Ootori who was looming over them. He hid behind kyouya who looked up at his brother with an expression of annoyance. "Why do you like to ruin romance Ueno?" he asked only haft serious. Ueno didn't understand sarcastism apparently. "But…But He's the one who made you cry!!" He yelled defensively. Kyouya blinked at him. "I made you cry!?" Tamaki exclaimed looking concerned. "…Do you pay attention to anything Tamaki?" Kyouya muttered looking exasperatedly at him.

"MOMMY! DADDY!!"

Tamaki and Kyouya looked up to see the twins race towards them. Mori and Honey came down the hill without at scratch, Haruhi wondered why Kyouya had the secret police at all if they were so easy to defeat. She smiles gently as the twins glomped the 'parents' enthustaticly.Ueno looked in confusion at his little brother "Why are they calling you their mom?" he demanded. Kyouya looked thoughtful and turned to the twins as if to say 'yeah why me?'. The twins snickered and shouted "because Your pretty!" in unison. Kyouya was indignant," I AM NOT PRETTY!!!" he yelled looking pissed off. "You are!" said the rest of the host club with matching amusement. The shadow king scowled at them until Tamaki took up his hand. "Wont you come back my dear wife?" he said kissing the hand. What happened next shocked the host club and the Ootori siblings so much they hardly speak of it. Kyouya stared at Tamaki and then to everyone's horror turned bright red and covered his face. The twins looked at eachother solemly, Kaoru muttered "He's just like a girl..." and looked at Haruhi,"More girly than Haruhi for sure." Hikaru said. Mori and Honey nodded grimly, Haruhi felt her cheeks turn red in anger. 'There goes my feminine ego...' she thought slumping.

Yoshiro watched Tamaki and Kyouya with a soft smile and noticed his father standing up on the road watching from his car with opera glasses. 'Did you plan this father? When you instructed Kyouya to befriend the son of the chairman where you even suspecting he'd fall for the boys charm too?' He chuckled softly to himself as he saw his father blush. "Oy...Yoshi?!" he looked up and noticed Ueno's face very close to his. "Yes?" he said inocently, Ueno's frown got deeper. "Why are you laughing evilly at this?! Our Kyouya is engaged to that guy!" he yelled pointing to Tamaki accusingly. The princes looked up with annoyed looks. The middle Ootori smiled, the host club remarked how similar to Kyouya he looked, and said "And that's a problem?" Ueno didn't squeaked and muttered "erm...well..." and sighed. Kyouya smiled saying, "I guess I'll come back if you insist, Tamaki", causing Tamaki to Hug him and shout "Kyouya! Mon Cheri!" repeatedly. Then faking an exasperated sigh the shadow king added "You're really useless without me…"and laughed. The twins nodded saying "Milord is useless." Tamaki paused. The host club sighed as the blond's face sadden and he shot the puppy dog eyes there way.

Anyway Kyouya came back after summer break and the club resumed their normal routine, almost….

"I'm NOT wearing that dress!" Kyouya yelled bearing fangs. "But it will look pretty on you!" Tamaki insisted holding up a pink spaghetti strap dress with an empire waist. The twins nodded holding up a wig and compacts. "Ah Haruhi talk sense into the idiot and his sons!" Kyouya yelled as they grew closer. Haruhi shook her head "I have nothing to do with this…" she said pretending to be busy making common coffee.

There was a ball being held and Tamaki had got the idea to make Kyouya dress like Cinderella. Of course the Megane wanted nothing to do with it, but as Haruhi had learned you didn't argue with Tamaki.

"Stand up straight!" Fuyume scolded brushing the fake locks out of the curlers. "Traitor" was all Kyouya said as he obeyed. "Oh you look so cute!!" the only female Ootori coed hugging Kyouya tightly. "The makeup's a bit much…" Haruhi muttered, thinking it was too similar to what the Lobelia girls wore. The twins nodded between tears, "ah the mascara is awful!" Hikaru cried. "Shouldn't you use less makeup?" Haruhi tried to reason with the older girl. "Hn? In Lobelia when use this much!" Fuyume said looking nostalgic. "Oh…" was all the twins said, shaking their heads.

Kyouya looked at Haruhi sideways "Daughter, tell Aunt Fuyume to re-apply the damn makeup…."he demanded looking like he was trying to be civil. Haruhi wilted and thought 'why me?' as she started to. Luckily for her, Renge-san came in and reigned in Fuyume and changed the makeup.

"Thank you for the help Renge-sa-"

"No no! I told you to call me Ren-chan!" the otaku insisted winking, Kyouya was speechless. 'She could tell I was Kyouko?' he thought. "Ah Haru-Chan!" Renge called looking around, Kyouya looked around and glared thinking "she deserted me did she!?" he thought already plotting revenge. "Anou...Kaa-san, Haruhi fainted..."Kaoru announced pointing to the ground. "Oh...well pick her up and wake her! And get into your costumes too!" said mother, waving them away while looking in the mirror. "Ah...I am pretty..."he muttered looking disappointed.

In the ballroom Tamaki was surrounded by many Ouran ladies who all wanted to dance Mori and Honey were dancing with customers, The Twin lovers squeal as they came out dressed like a wicked stepsisters. They didn't hear him mutter "I'll kill Kyouya..."under his breath, Fuyume had done the makeup. Hikaru wondered where Haruhi was because he wanted to dance with her and gasped when he saw Ueno and Yoshiro in the audience. "...Ueno is going to freak out again isn't he?" he asked looking at Kaoru,"I hope so!" Kaoru said taking a camera out of his dress. The two wicked stepsisters cackled.

Ueno sat in at a Table eating his sixth slice of cake while Yoshiro simply sipped tea, "I suppose the cake is good?" he asked smirking at the older brother. Ueno looked up confused and mutter "eh?" This only made Yoshiro smile more.

"ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!"

Everyone looked up to see Renge-san in a frilly dress with a large powdered wing and a ornate fan. Kaoru took a picture of it and snickered. "May I announce that CINDERELLA has arrived!" she continued pointing to a ridiculously huge door. The door opened and Haruhi appeared in a servant outfit pushing the door. The few Haruhi fangirls squealed saying 'he' looked so handsome.

Tamaki looked on the verge of tears saying 'poor daughter being forced to do intense labor!' When Kyouya's figure appeared in a image of beauty he turned red, which made the Megane turn even redder than before.

"Oh there Kyouya is..."Yoshiro muttered nonchalantly shrugging.

"KAWAAIIIII!!!!" Ueno screamed racing up the stairs and Glomping Kyouya. Or he would have it Renge hadn't hit him with her fan and yelled "YOU'RE ruining the moment!" at him. Kyouya sighed and muttered "Baka Onii-chan" as he patted him on the head.

Ueno looked up with a touched expression and started to hug him.

Ah! The oldest Ootori said as his foot was mashed by the very pointy heels, Kyouya scowled at him, "This dress was imported from France and is a RENTAL! if you damage it i cant get my refund..." he hissed. "Cinderella is supposed to be kind..." Renge-san reminded Kyouya but sweatdropped when he glared at her, "If he damages the dress the club will be forced to do chores for a year..."he snapped looking stressed.

'It was all Tamaki's fault for insisting the dress be authentic...stupid Tamaki-'

"Oh Cinderella?!"

Kyouya looked up and gazed as Tamaki bowed in front of him and offered his hand, "May I have this dance?" he asked sweetly. Kyouya felt his blush deepen as he relented and was led onto the floor. The customers said it was so romantic and that Kyouya seemed to be glowing.

"You do realize i will make you pay for doing this?" Kyouya hissed glowing purple. "Y...Yes..." Tamaki said, inwardingly thinking 'anything he does to me later is well worth seeing Kyouya is a dress again!'

"Why are you smiling!?" demanded Kyouya wondering why he hadn't scared the prince with his threats.

"Oh nothing!"

Kyouya was suddenly snatched away by Ueno who started dancing with him. Tamaki chased them waving his arms around as they moved along the floor. Then Kyouya was freed when the twins pulled Ueno away saying "your messing with romance!" angrily. Tamaki reached out to take his hand when Yoshiro snatched it away and begun to spin his little brother around. "Anou, Yoshiro-san...I'm getting dizzy" Kyouya managed to say as he became light headed. Tamaki pouted until Kyouya was pushed into his arms suddenly. The megane blinked and peered over at Yoshiro who smiled and chuckled to himself as he turned and left.

Tamaki held looked down at Kyouya and smiled "Your wigs slipping." he whispered gently putting it back in place.

"Is this going to end when the clock strikes midnight, prince charming?" he joked.

"Not if i can get you home before the carriage turns back into a pumpkin." Tamaki said grinning. Cinderella stared at him and then smiled.

"I'm not that kind of girl." he said stepping on his foot and leaving. Tamaki cradled his crumpled foot and looked up sniffling. His mood changed quickly when he caught Kyouya's mischievous glance back at him,"Matta Ashita!"

"And they lived happily ever after" Haruhi said smirking.

End!

(...-falls over- Wah!!)

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Ah I used Mori a lot in the beginning. Maybe I'm making up for ignoring the stoic one so much throughout. Ah ha hah. He's not my favorite character.

Tamaki is pretty dumb sometimes. I'm severely messing with the canoness aren't I.

Ahaha Haruhi still doesn't get that Hikaru liiikees her. HikaruxHaru forever!!!

I'm still deeply amused that Kyouya as a girl is more 'developed' than Haruhi. In episode 9 when they all are dressed like girls notice the size of Kyouya's fake ones. I think Kyouya's color is purple. Kyouya is very pretty for a guy, theres a lot of eyelashes when he closes his eyes or they do close ups. They make him pretty in the anime; in the manga he's got sharp eyes. Yes I KNOW Mori has a brother, IN THE MANGA!! Notice that this fict runs with the ANIME plot.

…. Nekozawa IS Goth, the guys at the animeclub said so! So…meh!! Well he's technically Emo-goth.

Poor Ueno, he's so overprotective of Kyouya but his little brother is so mean to him.

I think Yoshiro is the only sane one, Kyouya has anger issues. Fuyume is odd...

The end is...um, interesting... Innuendo!!! Yes...hidden meanings...if your as perverted as me you'll get it.

I blame the Cinderella thing on my mom, she's a teacher and they're going over fairytales.

I enjoy writing Kyouya's family; I'll have to add them into the next fict!

AH NO! DON'T LEAVE YET!!

BONUS!!!!(Omake # 4!!)

Warning: pg-13!

"Ah!"

"Such soft skin!"

"S-s-Stop!"

"Ah so soft…"

"….Tamaki…"

"Yes Mommy?"

Tamaki didn't expect to see a fist when he looked up and fell backwards with a loud thump. Kyouya sat up and pulled his sweater back over his chest. The prince recovered quickly and looked at the megane with a pouty look.

"Doesn't mommy like when daddy touches you?"

"…." Kyouya scowled at him and quickly turned away. "Your hands are cold!" he said frowning. Tamaki smiled and put his hands under the Kotasu.

"So you admit you like it when Daddy touches you!?"

"…" Kyouya looked at him questioning the boy's sanity. Tamaki had been stupid all week: leaving sappy love letters in his desk, surprise-glompings in the hallway. 'But', he thought smiling softly 'it's nice to be loved'.

"Oh Kyouya!"

He felt the vein in his forehead pulse with anger as the flax-colored prince leaned over and moved his hands south of the equator.

He had his fist ready to smack him again but he saw no need as Ueno busted in. "AHA!!! I KNEW IT!!!" Ueno announced in triumph. Tamaki looked up at him with a innocent front, nevermind where his hands were. Ueno shoved him away and pointed at him accusingly, "I knew you'd be doing immoral things to my little brother, you sex fiend/pervert!"

Tamaki cowered behind Kyouya seeking refuge from the brother's furry. He didn't notice the swirling aura.

"Oh Onii-chan!?"

Ueno turned to him smiling "Yes sweet little bro…" he trailed off when he saw the swirling purple aura surrounding Kyouya. The megane turned his demon glare towards him "Did I give you permission to come in here" he asked in a spooky voice, "and step all over my YAOI!?"

Ueno glanced down and saw the trampled volumes beneath his feet. 'I'm so dead' he panicked. "I can replace them!" he promised trying to save himself. Kyouya chuckled dryly "oh…really?" he said picking one of the ruined manga up and inspecting the damage. "YOU THINK YOU CAN FIND A LIMITED EDITION SIGNED COPY!?" he demanded. Tamaki almost pitied the guy, remembering how many weeks Kyouya had ignored him while looking for Auctions.

"I didn't…"

"THAT'S RIGHT!! HOW COULD YOU FIND THEM IN SUCH SHORT TIME WHEN IT TOOK-

"Oy! Kyouya, your package came!" Fuyume said coming in and ignoring the cowering Ueno. The youngest expression changed quickly to excitement as he opened it and hugged the limited edition figurine.

Yoshiro stood by the door and watched with a smile on his face. He winked at Tamaki who was looking rather terrified.

'Is it really wise to come over to Mommy's house?' he wondered.

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Does anyone recognize phrases in this fict from an icon? I saw someone in lj with that icon and had to put it in the fict somewhere. (Muhahahahah)