Tobias : That was mean.

Wulfric : I don't care.

Tobias : Jerk.

( Tobias is then heard saying some things that could get Wulfric kicked off )

Wulfric : I am going to pretend you have said nothing, and just give the disclaimer. I own none of this.. I've just manipulated what I've been given though the first five books.

Albus gave a little cough and the two teens on the couch basically launched from each other. He couldn't help at the blush that appeared on both their cheeks. " Well, seems I interrupted something interesting, eh?" he said smirking. " I just came in here to let you know that dinner will be starting soon. Miss Granger, you are welcome to join Harry and myself for dinner in here."

"Oh, no thank you Professor. I'll just head down to the Great Hall."

After Hermione left, Albus ordered dinner for him and Harry up from the kitchens. They ate in comfterable silence, and after everything was finished, Albus sent the dishes back to the kitchen.

"Harry, I think it's time we had a certain talk, " Albus started.

"Oh Merlin, not the talk," was the only coherent thought running though Harry's head.

As if reading his mind, Albus said, " Yes Harry. That talk."

"Do we have to Granddad?"

"Would you rather recieve it from me or Minerva if she'd ever catch you?"

Harry inwardly winced, as much as he loved Minerva, he really didn't want to recieve a talk on sex from her. " You Granddad."

" I thought that's what your answer would be. Now Harry, I assume that you know the basic functions of the parts."

Harry's face went as red as the carpet in his room. He just barely managed a, "Yes sir."

" Good, because I really didn't want to explain that. I feel though that I had better start with all the consequences of having sex with a young lady. Now, of course you could get the lady pregnant, and that we know has terrible reprocussions unless that was what you were trying for. Which I sincerly hope you do not do until you have married," Albus said.

Harry could only nod, and sink into a daze.

"There are different methods of ensuring that no 'Little Harrys' are produced. These include different potions and spells, and of course the number one way to ensure that you don't bring me any great-great grandchildren until you are ready to have them is to not become intimate until you are serious or married. Even if you have used some method of birth control, you shouldn't just sleep about with whomever, as it really cheapens the experience," he said with a serious tone.

Harry could only stare ahead as his grandfather continued.

"There is also the emotional bond that is formed when two people have become intimate. It is best to not partake upon these activities till both partners are in love and this is what you both want. Now, it is very important to listen to your partner, Harry. You must be sure on all bases that you are not forcing them into anything. Sex is a verying loving experience. You should do it for that reason alone. You should not do it as a means of comfort, for favors, for money and so forth. Are you with me Harry?"

Harry was startled out of his daze as he answered, " Yes Granddad."

"If you ever have any questions, please come to me."

Harry looked like he wanted to ask a question, but wasn't sure about it. " Is there something you'd like to ask now Harry?"

"Um, yea Granddad. I , uh, heard the seventh years talking last year about, uh more than two people being involved in an activity. "

Albus had a slightly shocked expression on his face at the question but answered it nonetheless. " Well Harry, it's entirely possible, it would also cheapen the experience, seeing as it becomes more," Albus paused as he thought on the best way to put it, "social than intimate."

"Oh, okay."

"Now, I'm pretty sure I'm done here. If at anytime you end up with any sort of question, just come and ask, okay Harry?"

"Okay."

a/n : haha! Wow, that was fun. Writing out Albus giving "the talk" .. hehe woot.. wow.. Well seeing as school started today (ugh) I'll try to get my chapters up as soon as i can, but i don't know if i could promise you all a chapter a day.. I'll try though

Wulfric

(okay.. i like this chapter the way it is... so i think i didnt exactly change much ofanything.)

Tobias : You had Albus talk to Harry about SEX!

Wulfric : Who else is going to ?

Tobias : I don't know.. but I didn't think Albus.

Wulfric : Tobias, knock it off, Albus is Harry's great-grandfather for godsakes..

Tobias : True..