Tobias : Can you PLEASE fix this!
Wulfric : Fine , Finte Incantium.
Tobias : Thank you very much.
Wulfric : No problem. Just don't make Jordan mad again..
Tobias : Don't Worry I wont.
Wulfric : Good, Anyways here's the usual disclaimer deal. I own NONE of this.. I may wish I did, but I don't. JK does.
a/n : A tad of the conversation between Harry and McGonagall stems from the alimighty cuddlebearlove because i got stuck and she has that lovely one shot that fits this.. i'm just hoping she doesnt mind..
The rest of the school was as shocked as Snape to find out Harry and Draco had become friends. The shock grew in intensity the next day when Harry steered Draco to the Gryffindor table. Seeing as Ron was about to hex Draco, Harry placed a silencing charm on him, and took his wand.
"Ginny, can you hold on to your brother's wand till breakfast is over and then reverse the silencing spell on him?" Harry asked.
"Yea sure, I needed a quiet meal anyway, thanks Harry," Ginny said flashing Harry a little smile.
"Oh and any of you that have a problem with Draco, you'd better just drop it okay? I trust him, and if I the "Bloody Boy-Who-Lived" can trust Draco, you can too."
"Why would you trust him Harry?" asked a Gryffindor who Harry didn't know.
" I have my reasons," was all that Harry said before him and Draco fell into conversation with Hermione.
The day continued in the same manner as breakfast did, and Harry ended up placing a silencing charm over Ron in each class they shared. He decided it was easier than listening to Ron's words that would end up hurting him in someway. McGonagall found Harry's charms amusing, but still had to take twenty points from him, though she didn't move to remove the charm.
After they were dismissed from Transfiguration, Harry was making his way out of the classroom when Cho came up to him.
"Harry, I've missed you," Cho purred at him.
"You've missed me?" Harry asked disbelieving.
"Yes, very much."
Within a second, she had backed Harry up against the wall and placed a very passionate kiss upon him. Harry's mouth opened in shock, and within another second, Cho had thrust her tongue into his mouth. Her hand was just beginning to head south when Professor McGonagall came out of her classroom and found them.
"Mr Potter! Miss Chang! What do you think you are doing?" At this point she noticed that Cho's hand was resting on Harry's inner thigh. Her face became flushed as she continued. "Well thirty points from each of your houses, Miss Chang you will serve a detention with myself tomorrow at eight, and Mr. Potter would you follow me please ?"
Harry followed the older woman down the corridor and into her office. "Take a seat Harry," she said moving to sit behind her own desk.
"Harry, has your Grandfather taken time to discuss with you about relations with women?"
At this Harry sputtered, "What?" Inwardly he was groaning. " This cannot be happening, the talk with Minerva," was the only thought running though his head.
"Has your Grandfather talked to you about sex," she asked bluntly.
"Yes, " Harry said quickly hoping to stop the conversation before it went anywhere. " Please Minerva, he's done this and I think I'm scarred enough from that talk. It was all Cho's doing, I'm not even interested in her. And --" Harry had to stop here seeing as Minerva was holding a hand up to silence him.
"Harry, I realize that you don't really have feelings for Miss Chang, and that she did force you into that wall. Still, maybe a refresher course in the talk you had with Albus will do you some good. Plus you haven't had the perspective of a woman, just that of an old coot's," she said trying to lighten the mood slightly.
"Do I really need your perspective Minerva?" Harry asked hoping against hope he didn't have to go through with this.
"Yes Harry now quit trying to get out of this and listen to me." Harry groaned, but gave up in distracting her.
"Now, I am not going to go through the actual functions of parts seeing as that would probably truly scar you and you should know that by now."
Harry's face went even more scarlet than it did when Albus gave this talk.
"Of course you could get the girl in question pregnant, and then you'd have to deal with that, the reaction of the girl's parents, your Grandfather's reaction, and my reaction of course. Which I might add would not be pretty. Therefore you have three choices in preventing any little mini Potter-Dumbledores from running around. You can either cast a charm, the girl could take an anti-fertility potion, or you could just not have sex till you are serious and possibly married. I won't stress the marriage part or I'd be a hypocrite. Do not ask why I'd be a hypocrite Harry, because I'm not telling you, at least not yet."
Harry's eyes widened at the fact that Minerva seemed to be involved with someone, but went into a daze as she continued.
"Now, there is of course an emotional bond that is formed whenever two people become intimate. Do not use this experience lightly, for it really loses it's meaning after awhile if it's not done for the purpose it was intended for, and that is to show love. Never ever take it for granted, this is a very special thing. Saying that, it should only be embarked on when both members are ready and willing for this to happen. Are you listening Harry?"
"Yes ma'am."
"Good, because this next part is important and I'm willing to bet Albus didn't touch on this. Harry, the first time a young lady has sex, it is quite painful in the beginning. Reason being is there is a, um, resistance found inside that you must, uh, break through. You must be gentle with your partner Harry, I am stressing this. You do not want to cause her more pain then necessary. Are you with me on that Harry?" Minerva asked.
Harry was doing a very entertaining impression of a fish by the time McGonagall was finished. He finally managed to nod that he understood and stood to leave.
"Maybe I had better help you up to Albus' office seeing the state you are in now."
They headed up the steps, past the ever cheerful gargoyle and into the office where Albus was seated behind his desk.
"Harry, Minerva nice to see you." Then noticing the look on Harry's face, he asked , " Harry m'boy, what's wrong?"
"Um, Granddad remember when we had that talk and you asked me who I'd rather receive it from ? " Upon seeing Albus nod in the affirmative. " My answer remains the same."
"Minerva, you didn't."
"I did so Albus after I found Miss Chang wandering south in the middle of a corridor," Minerva said.
Albus' eyes widened at this and he turned towards Harry. In his own defense Harry said, " She forced me against that wall. I had no clue what was going on till Minerva showed up."
Now it was Dumbledore's turn to do an imitation of a fish as Minerva spoke up. " He's right Albus, the girl did force him into the wall. While we are speaking of this, I found out that your talk did not include the words ' be extremely gentle with your partner the first time'. "
"Minerva! You told him that!" Albus exclaimed.
"What did you expect me to say? Seeing as you did not tell him that, I felt I had better because you know how that can be! Thank Merlin for silencing spells on bedrooms."
By this point Harry had put two and two together. His Grandfather and Minerva were involved. He just managed, " Merlin! Granddad was the one you were talking about, when you said you'd be hypocritical about the marriage bit, " before he fell in a faint.
a/n : hehe.. i HAD to have Minerva give Harry a chat on sex.. it was too good to pass up.. throwing the bit in about Albus and Minerva being involved.. and well I'd faint if I was Harry too!
Wulfric
(chuckles)
Tobias : Albus wasn't bad enough you had Minerva give him the talk too!
Wulfric : You have to admit, it's funny as hell.
Tobias: Yes, in a cruel twisted way.
Wulfric : Thank You. I believe I'll just take that as a complement.