Day 1

The plane journey

Everyone was at the airport. It turns out the goombas are Frank and Dougal, the blue-shelled koopa's called Henry, the lakitu's called Mr. Doolally, and the ukiki's called Ben. They were finding out what aisle they and to go to.

Airport staff: Aisle 900,00000,000000,000000,000000,00000,00000000,0000000,0000,00000,0000,0000,00000,00,00, sir.

Bowser: What the hell!

About 6 hours of walking later….

Bowser: Ahh, we made it!

Airport staff: Sorry, I meant aisle 1, sir.

Bowser: What the hell (again).

About 6 hours of walking later….

Bowser: Stupid…. Big….. airport…..

Jr: Can I have a lolly dad?

Bowser: If you buy it with your own money.

Jr: But I'm skint!

Bowser: Then… errr…

Henry: Go rob a bank or something!

Bowser: Yeah! What he said!

Jr: Ok dad!

Octorok: Chedda cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!

Ben: That was more random than the minus world glitch on "Super Mario Bros."

Airport staff: Get on the plane, please, sir.

Bowser: Stop calling me sir!

Airport staff: Ok, sir.

Bowser: Go to hell!

Kamek: This plane is comfy!

Pilot: The plane will be lifting off in 2 minutes.

Everyone sat down. Bowser was next to Peach (he he), Kamek and Jr. were behind them, with Petey and King Boo behind them, then Frank and Dougal, then Ben and Mr. Doolally, and finally Henry and his Bazooka.

Henry: Who's a lovely gun then! Goochie goochie gooo!

Ok…… It was a small luxury plane, and the only other people on it were me, because I write this crap so I have to come, a shy-guy, Chief Chilly and randomly enough, Basil Brush.

Basil Brush: Boom boom!

Mr. Doolally: Shut up!

Basil Brush: No! Boom boom!

Mr. Doolally: If there was no risk of some financial loss I would be tempted to punch you in the face.

Then the plane took off.

Pilot: We are now in the air. No using electrical equipment such as Game Boys….

Jr: Awwwwww!

Pilot: Counterfeit money printers…

Mr. Doolally: Awwwwwww!

Pilot: Fruit smoothie makers….

Ben: Awwwwwwww!

Pilot: Or scary light-up masks while the plane is flying. And no shooting guns.

Henry: Awwwwwwwww!

Pilot: Thank you.

Ben: I suspect you're gay, Mr. Doolally.

Mr.Doolally: Well you're wrong!

Ben: Then how come there are TWO condoms in your suitcase?

Mr. Doolally: I, err..

Kamek: So, Chief Chilly, what brings you here?

Chief Chilly: I am here to represent the parliament of the snow regions of the Mushroom Kingdom in this Fan Fic. These include Cold Cold Mountain, Snowman's land, World 5 from Yoshi's Island and Joke's end. Believe me the, politians in Joke's end are stupider than George Bush and Tony Blaire, put together! Well maybe not that stupid but they're damn stupid ok! I personally think I make a very good vice president in Snowman's land but I think I should be Prime Minister! I mean, I think I'd be better than the current Prime Minister, the snowman from "Animal Crossing: Wild World" which you must build to get the snowman furniture. And what is the world coming to! I mean, any stupid slob can get into the House of Lords if they want to! Even you Kamek!

Kamek: What's that supposed to mean!

Shy-guy: Has anybody got a hot dog I could "borrow"?

Everyone: NO!

Basil Brush: Boom boom!

Petey: What are you gonna do when we arrive, King Boo? I'm gonna walk around not wearing anything!

King Boo: Son of a (interval)!

When the plane at last arrived, everyone got in crappy hire car (except the shy guy, Chief Chilly and Basil Brush), drove to their hotel, and slept in the car because they couldn't be arsed choosing beds yet.

Thank you krisetchers for your review!