Day 2

Getting settled in

In the morning Bowser stood up and yawed. But he was in a car so he smacked his head on the ceiling.

Bowser: OW! Why I should pummel the crap out of you, stupid car!

Mr.Doolally: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You might get charged money!

Bowser: Let's choose beds!

They went into the hotel. It was all posh with big flashing lights saying "HOTEL DELFINO." And they had it all to themselves. The hallway was centered around a big wooden pillar, with steps around it leading to the attic. The steps were pink boos.

King Boo: Cruelty!

Bowser: Peach (he he) and I are having the big master bedroom. Jr, Frank and Dougal will go in the nursery. Kamek will go too, so he can watch them.

Dougal: WHAT?

Bowser: You behave like two year olds! Mr. Doolally and Henry will sleep in the right hand room…

Henry screams in fear.

Bowser: But Mr. Doolally will be chained to his bed. Petey in the left hand room and King Boo in the attic…

King Boo: But there should be another bed for me!

Bowser: Yeah, but do you want to be in the same room as him when Petey walks around…

King Boo: Ok I see!

Bowser: And Ben in that potted plant in the corner.

Ben: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww….

Bowser: Look! I threw a banana in there!

Ben: Oh I love bananas! Yum yum yummy!

And he jumped into the tree.

Bowser: Ok, everyone happy?

Frank, Dougal, King Boo and Ben: NO!

Bowser: Good! Now let's get unpacked!

An hour later Bowser had finished unpacking, and he fancied some relaxation time. So he headed to the outdoor Jacuzzi. Peach and Petey were already there. So he got in.

Bowser: Ahhh, what a lovely d, PUT THOSE BACK ON!

Petey: Awwwwwwwwwwww…..

Peach: Awwwwwwwwwwwwww…

Bowser: No, wait, Peach! You don't need to…. Awwww crap.

Peach: Pervert!

And this leads perfectly on to later that night, at bedtime, when Bowser asked Peach a question. The answer was a slap.

Back in the present Jr. was throwing a party in the nursery. He had invited…. Well, the people who are staying in the nursery, dumbass!

Jr: Thanks for coming and… aww lets just cut the crap and on with it! Dougal, where did you put that alcohol?

Kamek: Tut-tut Jr! You're under-age!

Jr: So? We're in France, everybody's crazy here!

Kamek: We're not in France!

Jr: Ah, whatever.

Frank: Ahhh.. (drinks stupid amount of champagne) I feel treated like my age again.

At dinner time…

Everybody was seated around a bamboo table, eating pasta.

Ben: Hey! It's got yellow stuff on it!

King Boo: That's called cheese, Ben.

Ben: WOW! I've never tried this "cheese" before!

King Boo: Go on then, try some!

Ben: Ok! Mmmmmmmmmm…. It tastes like….. Cheese.

King Boo: How would you know, you said you'd never had it before!

Ben: Of course I've had….

Suddenly Octorok took over his soul for a few seconds.

Ben: Chedda cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!

King Boo: For god's sake Ben, you don't let people have your soul, you sell iton Ebay for millions of coins!

Ben: What happened?

I hope it was funny! Thanks to Raykura-Kura for the review, please give more! As you can see, I've added a bit on from the original end, as promised. Look out for Day 3!