Day 4

Gelato beach

Jr. was updating his Fan Fic on the hotel computer.

Dancing shy-guys Fiction rated-T Genre-Drama Author-Bow. Jr. Reviews-7 Published- Some random time Updated- now

Bo-bo the shy-guy was dancing. He liked dancing.

Do-do: Bo-bo, I say dancing is for cock-faces!

Bo-bo: Piss off Do-do! You can't condemn me of my dancing!

The computer said that "condemn" was spelt wrong.

Jr: Hmm, spelling suggestion is condom? What's that?

Later, at breakfast…

Bowser: Ok, now I could make a huge speech about the fact that we're going to sunny Gelato beach today, or I could just say that we're going to Gelato beach today. Either way we're going to Gelato beach today, so just face it; we're going to Gelato beach today. Did I mention we're going to Gelato beach today? Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! We're going to Gelato beach today! So Mr. Bond, it appears we're going Gelato beach today. Hail Hitler, and we're going to Gelato beach today! Hey kids! We're going to Gelato beach today! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Oh God we're going to Gelato beach today! This is so scary! I think… we're going to Gelato beach today.

Dougal: Err, so where are we going today?

Frank: Oh, we're going to Ricco harbour today.

So at Gelato beach….

Peach: Ahh, so sunny, I think I might take-

Bowser: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Peach: Actually, no.

Bowser: Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Kamek had a banana in his hand. Oh dear.

Ben: Gimme' or DIE!

Kamek: No, get lost- err, get back! Shoo! Shoo! Ow! Err, fetch! (throws banana into jungle)

Ben: Crap (chases after it).

Frank: Ahh.

Dougal: Ahhhhhhh.

Frank: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Dougal: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Frank: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Dougal: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Frank: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Dougal: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Frank: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Dougal: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Frank: Goddammitstoptryingtoyawnlongerthanmeyerpieceofshit!

Meanwhile….

Ben was braving the dangers of the jungle, looking for the banana. He jumped over pits of lava. He wrestled lions. He ran from stampeding elephants. He avoided savage, cannibal natives. He played "Mario Kart DS" against Tarzan.

Ben: One way- or another. I'm gonna find you- I'm gonna getcha' getcha' getcha' getcha'!

Back on Gelato beach, a cattaquack was sneaking up on Peach. It slowly crept up on her, then…

Cattaquack: Three, two, one-

Octorok: Chedda!

It tossed Peach high into the air.

Peach: SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Bowser: Ok, I've gotcha', I've gotcha- hey, cool! I can see up your skirt!

Jr. was playing with a ball.

Jr: Hey, Petey, play with me!

Petey was watching a portable T.V.

Petey: Sorry kid the footy's on!

Jr: Awwwwwwwww!

Meanwhile….

Ben looked at the banana. He was not ready to eat it, not quite yet.

Ben: Oh Holy Banana! Hear my pray!

And so he prayed as he dragged it back.

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