Chapter 3 finally here srry for not updating for so long lots of "stuff happens ya know"
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Link was just going across the field one day on his trusty steed, Epona. He sees a Poe "HOLY
MAFARAEREAWERIAWEOIURLARD!!!!" Link ran around is circles PANICKING whilst the poe and
Epona had a game of Go fish. "NEEEIGH" translates into "got any 5's?" "nope" "IMPOSIBBLE
YOU CHEATED!!!". ok anywaaaay... Ever realize when you run over stuff with Epona its like 1hit
ko. Well Link was in a hurry so he went up ganon's tower on a horse. Ganon was right in front of
him "WERE GONNA CRASH EJECT! EJECT!!" Link quickly swooshed off as the horse kept going
and (this scene may contain too much violence so we will be broadcasting some random crap!"
"Tired of that garbage that you eat which you call "food". Not anymore come down to H-Donalds we
Double cheeseburger only 1$ (gasp) YES ONLY ONE DOLLA!!! BUY TODAY OR WE HUNT YOU
DOWN AND KILL YOU!" Now back to the scene... Ganon is all dead and stuff but all of a
sudden his corpse FARTS. "OH NO THE TOWER IS COLLAPSING" LINK RAN LIKE HELL DOWN
THE TOWER "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH". WHEW
MADE IT OUT. "well now that's over lets get going on our next adventure )".
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WOOT thats it for this chappy they are really short huh srry but i dont have that much to type gotta beat windwaker a couple more times for more story well see ya til next time.