Bowser's summer holiday Chapter 6: Day 5, a mario fanfic

Day 5

Freedom!

It was the middle of the night. Bowser was asleep and Peach was nearly there. Then suddenly Mario burst through the window.

Mario: Peach! We must escape, now!

Peach: Err, sorry Mario, but no. Bowser is really annoying me but this rules! It's a free holiday! Hey, do you want a dried apricot?

Mario: No thank you. I'm allergic to apricot.

Peach: No, that's prunes.

Mario: Oh yeah, so it is!

Suddenly, DJ Prune randomly jumped out of nowhere.

DJ Prune: I'm a prune! Yesh, yesh, yeah! I'm a p-p-pppppppppprrrrrrrrrune, dahlin'. I make you go; Poop-Diarrhoea; Poop-Diarrhoea.

Mario: Shut up!

DJ Prune: You want a piece o' mey?

Mario: No! Don't touch me! N-no! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

DJ Prune poked Mario who turned really tiny and then Peach knoked him out the window.

Mario: (squeaking noises)

That morning at breakfast, Bowser (who was dressed in his best tuxedo) had an announcement to make.

Bowser: Ok, everyone! Today, as I have plans for Peach and me, you're all free to go anywhere in Delfino Plaza that you please!

Peach: Err, Bowser?

Bowser: Yes?

Peach: Where are we going?

Bowser: Oh, to the most romantic restaurant in town!

King Boo: Oh, I'm fine to stay up in my room…

Before leaving, Kamek decided to follow King Boo to the attic, to see what he was up too. On the way, he found out that all the pink boo steps were gone, so he had to climb up the wooden pole in the centre of the room. Eventually, he reached the attic. He opened the door, expecting a crappy little room. What he got was a huge room. Well, it was an attic. But there was a swimming pool, several statues of boos and, at the far end, a throne with King Boo on it. Stranger yet, over seventy little white boos were zipping around, some fanning their king.

King Boo: Greetings, Kamek.

Kamek: Ok, where did the boos, the pool and the statues come from?

King Boo: Remember those pink boos in the hallway?

Kamek: Yeah?

King Boo: Well, these are them. I freed them.

Kamek: Weren't they pink?

King Boo: Yes, but I changed their colour. I'm not interested in boos that were obviously manufactured by Barbie!

Kamek: Barbie don't manufacture boos!

King Boo: Oh, that's what they want you to think…

Kamek: What about the other stuff?

King Boo: Oh, my little friends helped me make all that.

Kamek: Ok, well, bye!

King Boo: Have a nice day! (sucker)

Meanwhile….

Ben was running along the pavement, looking for bananas. Then, suddenly, a limo swept past him and a hand pulled him in. Inside the limo was a rich moviemaker.

Moviemaker: Ok, let's just get straight to the point. I'm making a film of "Bowser's summer holiday." So far the cast is fab: Beyonce as Peach, Jack Black as King Boo, David Tennant as Henry, two parrots as Frank and Dougal, Mike Myers as Mr. Doolally, Eddie Murphy as Bowser Jr, some random retard as Petey Piranha, Jonti Picking as Kamek and Bruce Willis as Bowser. I was thinking of whom to play Ben, and then I had a brainstorm; Why not get Ben to play Ben? So, are you in? You'll get paid forty bananas every week!

Ben: HOLY CRAP!!! You bet I'm-

Moviemaker: On second thoughts, I think we'll get Orlando Bloom to play Ben. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

So the moviemaker chucked Ben out of the car and left him to look for bananas.

Meanwhile…

Petey had gone into the local doctors and was having a check up. The doctor had some terrible news for him.

Doctor: I'm sorry Petey, but you're retarded.