Chapter 2

Sweet Sweeet Revenge

When he found out that what Sakura did was a prank he, decided to do something that would get on her nerves forever.So he deviced a plan that would mess up her hair, how it will go nobody knows.But he decided to go back to bed,afterall its still 9:45 a.m.After waking up at 1:00 p.m. in the morning(which Sakura had to do,big mistake.)

sleep sequence"hey Naruto, wake up,wake up Naruto, the matrix has you"Naruto's dream sequence ended when he heard Sakura's voice in the midst of his deep sleep.

"the matrix, it has meeeeee"Naruto wakes up as he hits Sakura accidently in the face.

"why you little"she said in total anger"why'd you hit me in the face damnit"

"because I felt like it,it was an accident, it was a crsis Sakura the matrix had me"

" how the heck do you know about the matrix,if it was never invented in Japan,or is it?"

"I think it is,oh well,time to work on my next evil plan,for the demise of Shikamaru,Kiba, and Sakura"he said out loud.

"great now he thinks he Invader Zim"

He ran out the door, and saw Shikamaru and thought to himself,"maybe I should plan my evil plan on Shikamaru now"

Suddenly he saw Lee with his down and still sad that he wasn't part of Sakura's prank.

"hey bushy brows"

"what do you want"

"do you want revenge on Sakura for not involving you in her prank?"asked Naruto.

"yeah but you don't have to rub it in"

"so lets plot to prank all of those who pranked me,i mean lets get some revenge."said Naruto with an evil laugh.

"well okay but just to make sure"

"OW! why'd you pinch me?!"

"because I felt like it, now lets go"

So they set off to find Kiba first.

"that damn dog is going to regret ever pranking me"

"ah Naruto"Lee looked back as he saw Kiba right behind him.

"not now Lee i'm tryng to plan a prank for Kiba"

"Naruto turn around now!"

"fine i'll turn around, what do you want"

"i will kill you both"said Kiba in an angry voice.

Obviously they both turned around and when they saw him,they ran away and while they were running Naruto said"okay so now we can forget about Kiba,now on to Shikamaru"

They the place to where Shikamaru was sleeping.

"wow this is perfect, he's asleep"said Naruto.

"yeah, but I think its a very bad idea"Lee said.

"stop bieng such a whimp""im not a whimp"Lee said crying."but fine i"ll stay while your plan falls to pieces"Lee said.

"I don't have a plan"

"what, then why'd you bring me along?"

"because, I thought you would have a plan for me"

"what I would not have a pl-"

Suddenly Shikamaru is awake from all the yelling they did,and used a justsu that can send them away(A/N) I know its sounds a little...weird but its what I can think of on such short notice, oh and did I spell justu right.

Later that day.

"yawn, i'm so tired"Naruto said.

"how can be tired when its,2:45 p.m."Lee said.

"i don't know,but we havn't pranked anyone yet"

"what about Sakura?"

"oh wait we forgot about Sakura" said Naruto.

So later that night they both went to Sakura's house.

"okay you got the goods Lee?"

"nope"

"WHAT, why not?'

"Naruto i'm getting very sick of this"

"fine i'll get out my own plan out "

"I hate you Naruto"said Lee under his breath.

Naruto and Lee came inside of the house and saw Sakura on her bed,they came out of nowhere(which wouldn't make any sense)so I decided to get them in a lot of trouble,but Naruto hit his head on the dreasser.

"Naruto are you okay?"

"yeah i'm fine"

"hey wait ah minute what happened?"

"we got her thats what hapened, we pranked her"

"we are victoyrious."Naruto yelled.

Naruto wakes up from dream land.

"Naruto are you awake?"Sakura asks.

"huh what?"

"dude you totally fell on your head,or hit your head on the dreasser"Lee said.

"so wait I didn't prank Sakura ?"Naruto said in front f Sakura.

"what,PRANK ME!?"

"i don't think he meant it like that"Lee said,"you know what you can kill him now"

"with pleasure"Sakura said cracking her fists.

After his beating he gets daily,Naruto quietly goes back to bed.Uknowingly aware of a whoopie cushion in his bed.

"enough with the pranks"said Naruto holding the whoopie cushin"oh well she doesn't know about the-

I hate to leave you guys at anticipation,but ill give you a hint:its what every girl hates.HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. PLEASE review.