Forman Kitchen

(Hyde and Red are sitting at the table waiting to be served. Kitty is at the Stove making pancakes.)

KITTY: So, Stephen…You and Jackie…how are you tow doing?

HYDE: (sighs) okay I guess. I mean she won't let me touch her. Or hug her. Or kiss her. But I have to give her money.

RED: sounds like she's your whore dumb-ass.

HYDE: (getting agitated) She is not a whore. She just flaunts her self around… (Getting sexually frustrated)…wearing little suggestive outfits… (yelling at the top of his lungs) HOW DOES SHE EXPECT ME TO DEAL WITH THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

(Red starts to laugh)

KITTY: (a little shocked) Stephen, maybe you should tell her how you feel…maybe she would stop then.

(Hyde doesn't know how to take this)

RED: (looks at Hyde's face and laughs) you are screwed.

Opening song

Forman Basement

(Fez and Kelso are sitting on the couch. Hyde is sitting in his chair. They are all watching The TV)

KELSO: I got to say Samantha is better than Jeanie, I mean the more she wears the clothing… the more I get turned on!!!!

FEZ: Yes…Samantha is sexy, but Jeanie will do anything for Major Nelson…Stupid Prick.

KELSO: you said Prick!!!!!! OMG YOU'RE FROM ENGLAND!!!!

FEZ: no….those stupid red coats got shot down by only one of you idiots…

HYDE: Do you guys ever feel like we are always talking about the same stuff. I mean we talk about Jeanie and Samantha, about where in the hell Fez is from, and then we have a circle and I talk about my car. Man, I miss Forman. He'll be back tomorrow. And in celebration of his return I say we get his a gift that might get us all thrown into jail.

(They all think for a moment. Then Kelso raises his hand and starts to bounce.)

KELSO: I have a wonderful idea!!!

(They all look at him pointedly)

KELSO: okay sense the water tower is so important to us, and you can see it from a plane…I say we write "Welcome Back Eric" on it!!!!!!

(Hyde and Fez Grin)

HYDE: great Idea, mainly cause there is a 99 chance that you will fall off!!!

KELSO: YEA!!!!!!!

(They go back to watching TV)

DONNA'S BEDROOM

(Donna is on the bed reading a book. Jackie rushes in)

JACKIE: Okay Donna I am here. And I brought all my make up like you told me!! NOW!!! Where is that Uggo cheerleader??? She must be like really flexible to have made it on the team!!

DONNA: Jackie, there is no Uggo cheerleader.

JACKIE: (relived, but tries to be Zen) I knew that.

DONNA: Jackie, I want you to give me a makeover.

(Jackie is in shock)

JACKIE: sorry I just went retarded for a moment. I thought you said you wanted a makeover. But that can't be true because you aren't into those types of things.

DONNA :( going over to Jackie) No, I'm serious. I want to look really good for when Eric comes back. (Gets on her knees in a begging position) Jackie I am begging you to give me a makeover. Please…Please… (In a whisper) Please.

JACKIE: (looking like Christmas came early) OMG YES!!!!!!! WE HAVE TO GET STARTED LIKE RIGHT AWAY!!!

Forman Driveway

(The boys are playing basketball. Kitty comes out and looks at the boys all frazzled)

KITTY: what are you boys doing??

(They look around kind of confused at what to say)

KITTY: Why aren't you helping me with Eric's party!?!?? I need help!!!

HELP ME!!!!

(She runs back into the house)

HYDE: So boys, who has the paint?

FEZ: Ooo me!!!

KELSO: Hey!! Should we ask Donna and Jackie if they want to help?

HYDE: No, no, we are not asking Jackie. She might wear a bikini or something and, well, (embarrassed, but trying to keep his cool) she's fat?

FEZ: (defensive) HEY! MY GODDESS IS NOT FAT!!!!

KELSO: …I'm going to tell Jackie.

(Kelso runs off)

HYDE: Dammit!!

(Fez and Hyde follow)

DONNA'S BEDROOM

(Jackie and Donna are at the desk. Donna is holding a mirror, but you can't see her face. Jackie is fiddling with her hair.)

JACKIE: And this is how you get that floop!!!

DONNA: Oh I see!! I tried this once and it didn't work. Next time I will wait.

JACKIE: see Donna, patience is a good thing.

(Kelso comes running in)

KELSO: (Out of breath) HYDE SAID YOU'RE FAT!!!!!!!

DONNA: (thinking Kelso means her) THAT ASS!!! I AM GOING TO GET HIM!!!!!

JACKIE: (laughing) Oh my god!!! He BURNED you good Lumberjack!!!

KELSO: (still out of breath) No he meant you Jackie

(Jackie goes real quiet. Donna finally turns around. She looks amazing. Nothing like the tomboy look she usually has. Also she has a very cute, but fitting dress on her)

DONNA: (try to comfort her) Jackie I am so sorry…

(Hyde and Fez run in)

HYDE: Kelso don't tell her!!!

KELSO: sorry man already did

(Hyde looks at Jackie. She is silently crying)

HYDE: Babe? Honey? (Hesitantly) Doll Face?

(Jackie's expression changes instantly)

JACKIE: (pissed as hell) HOW DARE YOU!!!?!?!?!? YOU CALL ME FAT!!!! AT LEAST I HAVENT YO-YOED WITH WEIGHT SENSE HIGHSCHOOL!!!! ME FAT??? ONE DAY YOU HAVE A SIX PACK AND THEN THE NEXT A GUT????? And I am fat?? (Laughs) I hate you… (Leaves the room)

(They are all quiet)

KELSO: BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!

A/N – Again short I know, but I don't have much time to write, I will try though. I hope its okay. And Thank you for all the reviews they are very supportive!!

Next Time – Eric comes home, and Donna, Kelso, and Fez come up with a plan to make Jackie forgive Hyde. Trust me…Its going to be Engaging