A/N: I've decided to have my own collection of parody/humor type InuYasha fanfictions at my disposal. They won't really be romantic limey stories but they will circle Inuyasha and Kagome. But mainly Kagome. Consider this practice and a way for me not to feel so guilty about not writing much. These one-shots will be short little between stories with no or little spoilers. And if you're interested, this December I will be working on Full Metal Panic stories, including a story with little drabbles like this in it. So if you have any suggestions, please don't hesitate to give me some.

Disclaimer: I don't InuYasha. But he is on my Birthday and Christmas list. One week and five days until I'm 17!!!!

What Are You Angry Over?

Yesterday

He had gone to pick her up from her house. She had agreed to only staying there three days but now she was late as usual. Sure it was only by a couple of hours or so, but he wasn't about to sit in a tree all day while she took her sweet time.

As she walked into the house after a hard day at school, she announced her arrival to her family. "I'm home everyone!" she yelled and put her backpack down.

"Jeez girl! You didn't have to yell so loud!" yelled an angry voice from behind her causing her to jump.

Spinning around she came face to face with an irritated hanyou with his hands closed tightly around his precious ears.

"Inuyasha!" she said shocked. "What are you doing here?"

Taking his hands away from his ears, he gave her a glare. "I've been waiting for you to come back," he growled at her. "But it seems you've forgotten about everything and went off having a good time here." Turning so his back was to her he continued, "Feh, we've had to fight demons all day since you didn't come back." Truthfully it had been rather boring and there was in fact no demon attacks since Kagome had left.

But it was now Kagome's turn to get mad. And Inuyasha suddenly regretted taking his hands away from his ears. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'VE BEEN 'OFF HAVING A GOOD TIME'?!" she screamed at him, the rest of her family peering at them from the safety of the kitchen. "For you're information, I'm late today because I had unexpected tests to study for, and I had to help some of my friends with their class duties since I've been missing so much lately! And I had to help out the teacher with the papers he was grading because I've been so tired lately and I fell asleep in class today! So if you think I've been 'off having a good time' then you are sorely mistaken mister!" Kagome heaved a deep sigh and placed her hands on her hips.

There was a long silence…

Inuyasha was first to recover his composure.

"Whatever. So if you're ready, can we go now?" he asked.

After a few moments she finally answered. "Nope."

"'Nope?'" he mimicked.

"That's what I said wasn't it?" Kagome replied angrily.

"Well why the hell not?!"

"Because I…" Kagome paused and furrowed her eyebrows, apparently deep in thought. Inuyasha stood there, his patience leaving with every passing second. Not that he really had much from the start.

"Because I – uh – I have some, you know, important stuff to do…"

Inuyasha stared at her dumbly. Did she really think he would go for that? "Important stuff huh? Like hell you do! The only important stuff you have to do is come back through the well and help us find Naraku! Other than that, there's really nothing else important for you to do." Just as he said that, he immediately regretted it, and he could hear the sighs of the three eavesdropping people in the kitchen. The only thought he managed was a quick 'Oh shit.'

"SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!!!!" He really hated that necklace. "How dare you!" Kagome yelled at the hanyou still face flat on the ground. "So your saying all I'm good for is searching for Naraku?! Well let me tell you something! That's not all I'm good at! I have a lot of important things to do here as well as the Sengoku Jidai!"

"I didn't say you d--"

"I'M NOT FINISHED YET!" Inuyasha quickly shut up. "What you are going to do is get up and come back the day after tomorrow. And if you come back any bit sooner I'll SIT oof you so hard you won't know what hit you!" Kagome waited a minute before glaring back at Inuyasha. "Well what are waiting for? Get going!" She didn't wait to see him off as she yanked her bag from the floor and stomped up the stairs to her room.

After another minute Inuyasha got up and looked over at her family still hiding behind the wall. "Feh, shows over" he said angrily and left the house to jump back down the well.

Present

After that earsplitting ordeal, Inuyasha made sure to stay clear of the well. It was the next day and the sun was already half way in the sky, slowly beginning it descent. It was some time in the mid afternoon.

Again, Inuyasha sat in his favorite tree, the Goshinboku, pondering over Kagome. There didn't seem to be a day that went by that he didn't think about her.

'Why is she so mad about what I said? It wasn't that harsh was it?' Even he knew he was being stupid by this point. He knew he must have hurt her. And she wouldn't have gotten that mad if she didn't have to stay at her house if it wasn't extremely important to her.

"Damn it. I have to go apologize, don't I?" he asked himself, not really expecting an answer.

"Yes you do" said a voice below him.

Startled, Inuyasha looked down and saw the familiar face of Miroku. Why hadn't he smelled him coming? "What the hell do you want, bouzu?"

Not really liking the nickname the hanyou was giving him, he clenched his jaw and ignored his crude, insensitive remark. "I may not know what happened between you and Kagome-sama, but I do know that it's probably your fault and that you should go apologize right now."

Shock was an understatement. Inuyasha was downright pissed off. "Now see here!" he yelled at the monk. "None of it was my fault! She's the one that went crazy and started screaming her head off!"

"That may or may not be true, but you must have done or said something to make her so mad." He raised an eyebrow knowingly. Inuyasha was left speechless, if that were even possible.

"Don't mind anything I say. I'm just suggesting you go say sorry." He started to walk away but paused a few feet away. "Unless of course, you're scared." He walked back to the village.

'Scared?' "Like hell!" Inuyasha yelled towards the direction Miroku left. 'But still maybe I should apologize. But then again, she did say that she didn't want me coming any sooner.' Squashing that last thought he growled. "Fuck that! I ain't no pussy."

Jumping from his branch he leap to the well and jumped in it, unknowingly trembling slightly.

Jumping out, Inuyasha made his way to the doors and slid them open. He could smell Kagome somewhere in the lower level of the house and decided to enter through her window, just to buy himself time.

'I ain't scared of Kagome' he told himself. As he entered her room and could smell her nearby he walked out the door and towards the stairs. 'Okay fine. I'm scared shit of Kagome and her damn necklace.'

He walked quickly to the kitchen he immediately saw Kagome's mom at the sink cleaning off some vegetables. Hearing a noise, she turned and smiled when she spotted Inuyasha. "Why hello. We didn't expect you back until tomorrow."

He was about to answer when someone shuffled into kitchen.

"Hey mom, where's the--" She stopped dead in her tracks when she saw the hanyou staring at her. She was standing there in her PJs holding a small cup of that cold stuff she called Ice Cream. Looking into the room she had been in just previously, Kagome did the same and dropped her cup heading for the room. But Being so much faster, Inuyasha beat her in no time at all. She had just reached for her remote when Inuyasha snatched it out of her reach.

Taking a quick glance, he noticed everything. The giant pillow and fluffy blanket. The small table in front of the couch littered with a couple snacks. He looked towards the picture box and saw a giant boat with a whole bunch of people screaming on it. 'So this is what she's been doing' Inuyasha thought, holding back a smirk. Instead, he stared at the girl who was currently lying over half the couch in a state of shock.

"So" Inuyasha started, "this is what was so important that you had to skip a whole day of Naraku hunting. Lying here all day, eating snacks and watching people get tortured on a giant boat."

"Okay well Inuyasha, in my defense, this movie is for my studies" she stated while climbing completely on the couch and sitting on her knees.

"Your studies? How is this studying?"

"Well you see, this is…a…historic movie about the biggest ship in the world, called the Titanic. It hit an iceberg and sunk into the depths of the Atlantic Ocean in about 19…15?" she asked herself. Truth be told, Inuyasha had no idea what she was talking about.

"Fine I don't care about the movie, but what do snacks have to do with your studies?"

"Well, I was hungry" she said simply. Inuyasha sighed.

"So that big fight we had was over this? Just so you could relax and be lazy all day? Kagome, it's already mid-afternoon."

"Okay for one thing: No way! It can't be mid-afternoon!" Looking down, she checked the watch she was currently wearing. "Okay fine, it's mid-afternoon. But the second thing: The whole fight was your fault!"

"What?! No it wasn't!" he said indignantly. "You're the one that lied about something important to do, and that was when the whole fight started."

'Well, he's got a point' she thought.

Inuyasha just crossed his arms, still holding the remote in his right hand. "So now that you're all done with your important stuff, you can get dressed and we can go."

"No!"

"Why not?" Inuyasha asks finally getting distressed.

"Because, well my movie's still one and I want to relax some more. I promise I'll come back tomorrow with lots and lots of ramen." She gave him a big smile and he couldn't help but give in. He gave her one last glare before heading out the door.

"Wait, the remote!" she yelled from the living room.

Growling he threw her the remote and left through the door.

"Thank you" she squealed excitedly rewinding her movie to the part she missed. For once she got to be lazy. 'And Inuyasha will just have to deal with that. Man, what's he so angry over?'

Inuyasha climbed over the edge of the well and sighed once more. 'She's so lazy' and he dropped into the well.

Author's Note: Okay, I liked it. It was longer than what I had originally thought, and I'm very proud of myself for that. Now what do you think? I'm trying to use some of the Japanese words in my story but please tell me whether I used them right or if I missed a couple.

I also plan on writing and posting another set of Inuyasha one-shots that will be based on my medical knowledge and my studies thus far. It will help me with studying, it'll keep me writing, and I want to see Inuyasha try to understand the whole concept. I think that would be pretty funny to watch.

Well thanks for reading, and don't forget to review. You can also give me ideas on what to write next. I am also looking for good fanfictions to read. I'm fresh out. Especially Full Metal Panic ones. It's so hard to find good ones of those these days. I've found a couple but that's about it. So whether it's FMP or Inuyasha, I am looking for well written entertaining fanfictions. And if it's good, I'll put it on my C2 list.

Ja ne!