Gundam Seed Destiny: What Really Happened

Episode 2

(Shinn Enters and combat between him and Stellar occur)

Shinn: I can't believe the chairmen actually used those rent-a-soldiers to guard Armory 1, why the hell are we so cheap these days!

Sting: Oh man where did he come from, he wasn't in the reports was he?

Auel: I don't know, I was to busy completely ignoring the plan.

Sting: Well there is 3 of us and 1 of him, lets just kick his ass.

Auel: Right!

(Outside Plant)

Neo(While destroying Zaft ships): Awesome, they didn't see me coming, just like in the old Gundam Seed which I did not completely steal this idea from.

Athrun(Hearing destruction): Why does this seem familiar? HEY! They are copying the same plan we did . . . I think.

Stellar: Die, dammit!

Shinn: Man where are Rey and Luna, I can't beat them.

Athrun: Hold on let me help.

Shinn: Go away Zaku dude, your just going to die like the rest with one shot.

Athrun: Yea but I can actually pilot this thing.

Shinn: Whatever.

(Athrun kicks ass)

Shinn: (Surprised) Cool.

String: Let's go back, it's not cool when your getting beat up by a Zaku.

Stellar: No, Stellar must kill!

Auel: Fine, you stay here and die. Die, die, die, die. Incase you didn't get the point your going to die, like not live and just die.

Stellar: AHHH! No! I don't want to die! (Starts going crazy, hits head against keyboard of gundam, gundam starts moving around in funny ways across the tv screen).

Sting: You're a dick man; you're like the guy that tells kids Santa doesn't exist and that the tooth fairy steals from you at night and only leaves a quarter under the bed because she feels bad she stole way too much from you.

Auel: (In shocked face): Wow, I only said die.

Stellar: Die? AHHH! (Starts going crazy, hits head against keyboard of gundam, gundam starts moving around in funny ways across the tv screen).

Sting: (Blank and angered face) Let's just get out of here.

(Rey and Luna appear)

Rey: Alright, let's kick ass!

Luna: Yea! (Engine stalls out) God Dammit!

Rey: Luna you are totally useless, didn't you have your suit checked?

Luna: Uh, well, ….

Sting: Reinforcements!

Auel: Damn now there is three of them . . . wait no . . . one of their pilots appears to be too stupid to tell the difference between a working suit and an unprepared one.

Sting: Still, this looks almost as bad as that time you got fired on your very first day working at Office Max, Auel.

Auel: Wow your right. (Flash Back: Auel gets literally kicked out of store)

Auel: Hey! What do you mean I can't steal from the store! I work here dammit!

(Ends Flash Back)

Shinn: It doesn't matter, they are getting away, let's go!

Stellar: Stay away! (Fire's at sky)

Shinn: What an idiot, I'm over here stupid! Why are you firing at the sky?

(Sky opens up)

Rey: Hmm, I don't know, maybe because the sky is fake and can open a get away for them if destroyed?

Shinn: Shut up, nobody likes you!

(Minerva Ship)

Talia: Can we go yet? We have been stuck on this ship rotting for the last 2 years ever since they built this thing and all I ever do is lose poker!

Luna (Returns with damaged suit): I'm back!

Talia: So? You can't even tell if you have a working mobile suit? (Notices explosion of colony) Holy crap, let's go now, before those guys escape!

Chairmen: Ok!

Talia: Wow, you mean we actually get to leave this place and actually go into space and stuff?

Chairmen: Yea, hurry up lets go they are getting away.

Talia: I don't care if you are the chairmen, I don't like your attitude.

Chairmen: Just GO!

Talia: Whats the magic word?

Chairmen: NOW!

Talia: You have no manners.

(Downstairs)

Luna: Hey who are you?

Athrun: Uh . . . not Athrun Zala hero of the last war and protector of the representative of orb.

Luna: Then what's your name?

Athrun: Uh, Alex Rodriguez, all star 3rd basemen of the New York Yankees?

Luna: Well, I don't watch baseball, but after watching that one Zaku actually not got shot down in a matter of seconds, I will probably believe anything.

End

What do you guys think so far? I am planning on trying to convert to normal story but some of the stuff becomes less funny that way. Anyway, Ep 3 might take a while because of school and because YouTube stopped allowing episodes to be shown.