Episode 3
(Battle in space continues)
Shinn: Damn, what's with those little ships? I can't believe they have midgets that small piloting that.
Rey: Um . . . you don't remember the technology that controls those with your mind?
Shinn: He controls those with his mind? He must be like really smart.
Neo: What? Where did the white one come from, and how did I just hear him explain to his idiot friend on how the lasers work?
Chairmen: Alright a battle!
Talia: What? No, this is not cool, they are in danger! Let's fire at the bogey thing, that way they can return.
(Shinn and Rey see the return signal)
Shinn: Guess we got to go back.
(Bogey)
Neo: Ok, I am back.
Captain Guy: Oh sorry, let me pretend I care.
Neo: Why are you such a dick?
Captain: Cause . . . Ahh (attacked my missiles) Let's just leave, they are attacking us with missiles.
Neo: Wait, that didn't sound like a missile crash . . .
Frankie, the cool aid Guy: OH YEA!! OH YEA!!
Neo: God damn it, no Frankie I don't want any cool aid, go away!
Frankie: Oh Yea! Oh Yea!
Neo: No you stupid piece of shit! (Pushes Frankie outside toward the Minerva's path.)
(Minerva)
Talia: Holy crap, they just threw Frankie at us!
Chairmen: Oh my god, Cool aid, nice!
Meyrin: I think he is dead.
Chairmen: Damn you random terrorists!
Luna: Um, I found these two before we took off. It's the ORB Representative and . . . uh Alex Rodriguez?
Chairmen: No fucking way! Really, well send in the representative, A-rod will have to wait until he hits a walk off homerun. . .
Cagalli: So what happened? Did you get them?
Chairmen: The horror, they threw Frankie at us . . . and he died!
Cagalli: . . . what?
Athrun: You know, that guy that always says "Oh Yea."
Cagalli: (puts on a questioning face.)
Chairmen: So where is A-rod?
Athrun: Oh . . . uh, yea, that's me!
Chairmen: (Puts on a blank face) what . . .
Athrun: (Winks eye) Remember?
Chairmen: Hey A-FRAUD, you have something in your eye.
(Bogey 1)
Captain: You think they will still follow us?
Neo: Probably, but lets just hope they don't.
(Minerva)
Chairmen: You want to look around at the cool mobile suits we got, there like fricken awesome.
Cagalli: Um, not really.
Chairmen: What? But they are like really cool and stuff.
Cagalli: Whatever.
Chairmen: This one is really cool, it's the Impulse.
Athrun: That's the one that saved us, right? It kind of looks like the Strike though.
Chairmen: What?! No way, this one is much cooler then the Earth alliance one. Like big-time, see the shield? It glows and stuff when Shinn launches . . . and it's got a much cooler name.
Cagalli: I don't get it, what's the point of having this stuff if we want peace.
Shinn: "Idealistic nonsense sure is the forte of the Athha family!"
Cagalli: Huh?
Shinn: I don't know but it sounded really smart at the time. Besides, I hate you for killing my family, now I have no mother, father, or sister because of the Athha! It all happened one dark cold night in Sweden. . .
Luna: Wait, I thought you said it happened on a very hot sunny day in Guadalajara?
Chairmen: No, I could have sworn it was a very mild day in China.
Rey: No way, he defiantly told me it was a very very very very rainy day in Kazakhstan.
Shinn: Will you guys shut up, I am trying to tell a story!
Cagalli: Who is he?
Chairmen: Um, some illegal foreigner I think.
Athrun: Don't you mean an immigrant . . . from Orb?
Chairmen: Is there a difference? Anyway, we need more people to manage the ship, I will have Talia give you guys permission to have some command.
Bogey)
Neo: Ok so like lets hide the ship behind that big crater thing.
End Episode
A/N: Hope you liked the third one, sorry it took so long. R&R