Episode 4 – Stardust Battlefield

- Asteroid Field -

Luna: You sure about this guys? I mean I am a little nervous; I didn't do too well in the asteroid simulation.

Shinn: Well how bad did you do?

Luna: I got a five.

Shinn: What? How did you get a red coat?

Luna: Well the chairmen . . .

Rey: I don't think I wanna know. . .

Luna: Hehe . . .

Shinn: What? What happened?

Rey: Shinn, please no, just shut up.

Minerva –

Chairmen: Athrun, I need you to take control in this battle field.

Talia: What about me?

Chairmen: . . . uh . . . you just sit there and do absolutely nothing . . . at all. Don't even talk, actually none of you talk.

(Minerva gets closer to asteroid field)

Athrun: Hey that's not an asteroid, tell the Zakus to watch out.

(The three stolen gundams are holding asteroid posters in front of them)

Auel: These are awesome disguises, I bet they will just fly by, that's when we attack.

Athrun: Shinn watch out, those asteroids are fake.

Shinn: Shut up, I am not stupid; I can see . . . wait the ones that look like real asteroids or the poorly drawn on card board box ones being held by hands that look like they are from the stolen units?

Athrun: (Plain and angry face) you know what, I don't even care any more, just do whatever.

(Minerva gets attacked by two dagger mobile suits while Luna and Shinn get attacked by the mobile suits behind the decoys.)

Shinn: Wow, I must complement you on those ingenious disguises; they were indeed the perfect decoys.

Auel: Thank you, you could only imagine the countless seconds I spent on that idea.

Athrun: Shinn, please don't ever compliment the enemy.

Talia: Let's try and turn the ship.

Gil: Ok whoa! What did we just get through here? Athrun owns the ship now, only he can make the decisions. Therefore your opinions have no meaning, just turn around and pretend your doing something important for the sake of the GSD viewers.

Athrun: Let's have it hug toward the asteroid to escape damage.

(Luna and Shinn facing off against Gaia)

Shinn: Holy crap, it just turned into a wolf and ran across the colony shooting at us, that was so cool. Hey how come Impulse can't turn into a wolf or a monkey or a raven or something?

Athrun: Shinn, can you please just focus on killing these guys before Minerva becomes even more screwed than it already is from the other suits attacking us? Please? Just this once at least?

Shinn: Fine . . .

Luna: Let's go Shinn, we have to head back and protect Minerva.

(Upon getting close to aid Minerva)

Auel + Sting: BOOO!! ( Abyss and Chaos ambush Shinn and Luna)

Shinn + Luna: AHHH

Shinn: Don't do that! No, not cool!

Sting: I couldn't rest it was just too funny.

(Do battle)

(Launching deck of Minerva)

Rey: Um, am I ever going to get to launch? It's kind of dark and scary in here . . . feeling kind of lonely . . . could someone put on some elevator music? You know, so it's not so dark and lonely? Could go for some popcorn . . . at least a flashlight maybe?

(Minerva)

Athrun: Talia, how many starboard thrusters are still active?

Gil: Ok, you hear that Talia, you get one response, and only one. Don't waste it, just answer him. Are you happy now, you get to talk? Well let's go, tell him, and don't waste it, your one time to talk, hurry up.

Talia: God! You are such a dick, what's your problem?

Gil: You see that?! You see that?! Thanks a lot, your one and only chance to speak and you don't even answer Athrun's question! Are you happy? Really, are you happy? Now we are all going to fucking die because you had to be so selfish and waste your one and only response on cussing me out! You see that everyone, you can all thank Talia, because we are all going to fucking die. I never even got to go to Disney World. Thank you so much. There goes fucking Disney World!

Random officer: But sir, you went there three days before you met with the representative, you were probably to fucking high off your mind and drunk to remember.

Gil: You stay out of this, ok?

Talia: God! Just shut up, ok Athrun we have 6 starboard thrusters.

Gil: Did she just speak?! Athrun, do you want her hung or to die a slow and painful death? Seriously there is like no loyalty in ZAFT anymore!

Athrun: Uh, no that's ok, we are going to activate all the starboard thrusters and at the same time fire all the starboard weapons and use the force of the explosion to break away.

Arthur: That's crazy; we might die!

Gil: Oh I'm sorry, are you a person? Did Athrun or I give you orders to speak? Tell me Arthur, do you want to be hung or die a slow and painful death?

Athrun: Just trust me.

(Minerva breaks away and Rey finally launches)

Rey: Yay, the loneliness is gone. (Feels strange connection thing with Flaga . . . I mean Neo)

Neo: Damn it's that Zaku kid again.

Rey: You guys are going to die (Kills the two sniper mobile suits)

(Combat ends, Shinn and Luna return, Neo flies away and all that stuff)

Gil: Thanks for saving us Athrun.

Athrun: Sorry for overstepping my boundaries.

Talia: Oh don't worry; it's all Gil's fault anyway.

Gil: Exactly . . . wait.

Talia: We have a rescue ship coming for you Cagalli; I hope this was not a boring trip.

Cagalli: No, I guess it was alright.

(Meanwhile, other part of Minerva)

Meyrin: It's true guys, Alex Rodriguez is really Athrun.

Luna: No fucking way!

Athrun (walking by): What? No I really am Alex.

Shinn: Whatever, you Orb people are stupid anyway, like big time.

Athrun: Right, well, see ya.

(Minerva main area with Talia and stuff)

Random Zaft official: Holy crap, Junius 7 is falling!

To be continued . . .

A/N: Hope you guys liked it, sorry it took a while to write it, I couldn't feel any type of motivation while watching this episode again at first. Well R and R. I will try to get to work on 5 now 