Gundam Seed Destiny

Phase 5 . . .

(Ginn Mobile Suits start attaching flares to set off Junius Sevens orbit)

Sato: Ok guys, get ready! This terrorist attack . . . I mean this well thought up way of showing humans we hate them plan has to go through perfectly.

Other: Right!

(Zaft Observation Center)

Worker 1: Hey, um, I think Junius seven is out of orbit . . . what should we do?

Worker 2: Hmm . . . yea I guess that is pretty bad. Well I guess we could stare at it long enough and hope it explodes via the power of our minds, I really don't feel like going out there today man. Crap, now we have sirens and stuff going off.

Worker 1: That Junius seven is being such an attention whore, maybe if we ignore it, it will realize it's not getting that much attention and get back on orbit.

Worker 2: Hmm, maybe your right!

(Minerva)

Supreme Council: Talia, there are reports that Junius seven is falling!

Talia: Damn, that sucks . . . do we have to take care of it?

SC: Yes, I would assume so, you have a Gundam with you and our most powerful ship, not to sound like asses but we would assume it wouldn't take to much for our must superior weapons to take it out before it destroys Earth.

(Go to Cagalli and Athrun to discuss issue.)

Athrun: That's not good, have we gotten reports on what's going on?

Gil: Not really, it's just falling.

Athrun: Wow, I guess WE have to take care of it? That's lame, when do we actually get to fight and stuff again.

Cagalli: How powerful would the destruction be?

Gil: Have you ever scene an atomic bomb explode?

Cagalli: That bad?!

Gil: Huh? What, oh no I was just asking if you ever saw an atomic bomb explode. Yea right, Junius seven is like 50 atomic bombs!

(Crew Lounge)

Rey: What do you guys think of the whole Junius seven thing?

Yolant: Who cares, it's just going to kill a lot of not coordinator people that we don't care about because they are not coordinators.

Cagalli: What?! How could you be so cold, the chairman just said it would be like 50 atomic bombs.

Shinn: HAHAHA! 50? You do realize he is a moron right? Maybe one atomic bomb, besides Yolant was joking, why are you so serious. You see that, look at her face she was actually serious. Man you ORB people are so stupid. Here, tell me, please, whats 2 + 2?

Cagalli: Uh . . . 4?

Shinn: HAHAHA, she said 4!

Rey: Shinn . . . that was the correct answer, can you just not talk. Are you sure you are a coordinator?

Shinn: I don't care; do you even realize how many lives your father took away Cagalli?! Huh? Your father was responsible for my entire family's death, we were escaping orb and because of those Gundams, they were dead!

Rey: Shinn, wouldn't that mean those Gundams were responsible for your family's death?

Shinn: Oh, I am sorry Rey, is this your story? Did this happen to you and not to me? Oh, well then gather around everyone he is about to tell his amazing story . . . the one that happened to ME and not to HIM.

Rey: I was just trying to fix what you said sorry, just you know

Shinn: Oh are you sure your done, are you sure I should continue because it happened to me and not to you? Oh well than yes I thought I did.

(Blue Cosmos meeting area)

BC people: Lord Djibril, wake up, Greedandmoneyviawarandweapons we must discuss whats going on!

Djibril: Huh, what? Deathtocoodinators!

BC: Junious seven is Greedandmoneyviawarandweapons falling. What should we do, how will the people of Earth react?

Djibril: Well we could Deathtocoodinators Try and blame it Deathtocoodinators On the coordinators. Afterall Deathtocoodinators they built those Deathtocoodinators! Things in space Deathtocoodinators! Right?

BCP: I guess, Greedandoneyviawarandweapons. Let's start a new war for absolutely no Greedandoneyviawarandweapons reason.

Djibril: Exactly Deathtocoodinators. I already sent, Phantom Deathtocoodinators Pain to investigate the Junious seven Deathtocoodinators so we could frame the Deathtocoodinators coordinators. (Pets evil cat very roughly where patch of hair is missing from where he viciously pets the cat to much)

BCP: Perfect!

(Minerva)

Talia: That's right guys, we have to go with the other Zaft ships and stop Junius seven.

Gil: Why do we need help? We have "Gundams."

Talia: Because this isn't Gundam Wang where one gundam can destroy an entire colony in seconds via super powerful sword or with and overly powered cannon gun.

Gil: So, you mean these Gundams are weak?

Talia: No, just not invincible.

Gil: Same difference.

(Shinn's quarters)

(Open's Mayu' Cell Phone)

Cell phone: Hey this is Mayu . . .

Shinn: Really, oh it's great, I thought you were dead, where are you?

Cell phone: Uh huh, sounds good, but I am not here right now, leave a message.

Shinn: Damn, even when she is dead she is still good at tricking me.

(Minerva Athrun Cagalli)

Athrun: Don't worry, Shinn is a moron, don't let what he said faze you.

Cagalli: Your right thanks Athrun. (throws off shirt)

Athrun: Uh, Cagalli, your bra is kind of showing.

Cagalli: Oh really, can you help me put it up (evil smile)

Athrun: Uh, well, I gotta fight da Junius seven thing and . . .

Luna: I'll help!

Cagalli: No, Luna go away!

Luna: Here it is easy.

Cagalli: No go away, your ruining the moment.

Luna: All you gotta do is.

Cagalli: Dammit! He is gone, look what you did! Are you happy?!

Luna: I was just trying to help!

(Joule team)

Dearka: Ok guys, no this way . . . no Bob your other left. Turn around, now Frank not all the way around. Yzak, you realize the council gave us a bunch of Morons to work with?

Yzak: Yea, I went to the counsil hoping our bravery during the last war would give us a great team. Sadly, one day I got mad at the third guy to the left and keyed up his car. I think he had something to do with this. I could instantly tell it was a joke, I went there telling them about how I could use a cool swat team thing and some of them kind of snickered at the idea. It kind of hit me when I left and they all exploded in laughter. It all came together when they sent the team to my quarters and one was banging his head on the wall, another was speaking gibberish, and another tried to eat my sofa. It was pretty depressing.

(Minerva)

(All four mobile suits launch)

Shinn: Alright Athrun is coming along.

Athrun: Shinn, I am in a Zaku, I don't know if I can do much.

Shinn: But weren't you a former gundam pilot?

Athrun: Shinn, this isn't Gundam Wang where a former Gundam pilot can be a God in a normal crappy Leo Mobile Suit.

Shinn: Oh . . . yea I thought something was kind of weird with that.

To be continued . . .

A/N: This was a hard chapter to come through with, but man I did it. Also some ATHF fans might notice a familiar ATHF quote somewhere in there, I couldn't resist and I had to throw it in. Well you know the drill, Read and Review please.