I spent the day in Washington DC, touring the Air and Space Museum. I should have known better than to try to hide from a MUSE in a MUSEum. Every few minutes I had to sit down and scribble in a notebook. . . and here's the result.

ooooo0ooooo

They fled to the future—and found
Phantom's not the sole danger around.
Val was on the attack,
but was taken aback;
"You're both dead! How are you safe and sound?"

Tucker protested, "This is obscene!
How can this be fair? What do you mean?
Now I'm much too depressed
to do well on that test,
I'm too handsome to die at fourteen!"

Then Valerie took careful aim.
"Yes you're dead, and the Phantom's to blame!"
The grownup Dan said, "It
is all to my credit.
Not that boy, but who he became.

"Let you live? No, that isn't my style."
It was clear his intentions were vile.
Then he tossed Val aside;
Danny gave her a ride.
"You thought that I had a cute smile?"

Phantom focused attention anew
on his childhood compatriots, who
didn't take it too well
when old FentonWorks fell:
"For the record, I blame this on you."

"I'll doff this medallion and leave!"
"Not so fast," said Dan, "for I believe
I've a plan—not too shoddy—
fuse this into your body,
from which even a ghost can't retrieve."

When Sam and Tuck opened their eyes,
They were safe, much to Tucker's surprise.
They were back in the past,
Sam said, "I acted fast
'cause I don't like to accessorize."

Jazz told Tuck and Sam to stand still,
"There's a dark secret Danny must spill.
Tell him he's on the brink—
I know more than you think—
Either he tells the truth, or I will!"

Young Danny then found himself on
a ruined memorial lawn.
Saw the answer he sought in
"They're gone, not forgotten,"
But as for poor Lancer, just "Gone."

"Well, I can't let my cover be blown,
so I'll send you off to the Ghost Zone."
Phantom altered his face,
and he took Danny's place,
and returned to his childhood alone.

"There's no more need to intervene!"
(What did we do when I was a teen?
It was Playstation 3,
Doom, X-Box and Wii,
then raging against the machine!)