A/N: Yay! We're halfway through, after what seems like the longest time ever. So, I know it's hard to tell, but since I'm using lower-case letters in portraying the roman numerals, that's an L, which means 50. YAY, 50!


l. Spade

He arrives at Donna's roommate's friend's party because Josh is stupid and doesn't want to be alone. He's wearing his father's old trenchcoat with a hat he found in a thrift store. Josh, dressed like a cowboy, looks at him, and lifts an eyebrow. "What are you supposed to be?"

Sam rolls his eyes. "Sam Spade." Josh looks clueless. Donna turns around, dressed like an angel (literally), her arm looped through another's. Sam's eyes widen. "Ainsley."

She flutters dramatically, flicking open her fan with a flourish. She smiles. "Scarlett," she says with an exaggerated Southern drawl. "Scarlett O' Hara, sir."