Jesus drives

by Wingless Rain

This story will set you free, like the crusaders set the infidels' souls free during their glorious days. Feel His presence guide your path through life, like he guides those who have asked for forgiveness!

4. Jesus drives the spellchecker

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Jesus drives the spellchecker

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All spelling errors are the property of Allah, and Jesus. You cannot flame me for writing this, since it's part of my faith - my religion.
If you do, it means you're a fascist.

SEGA does not own the Sonic cast - Jesus does, since he's a part of SEGA. In fact, Jesus owns SEGA directly, because he's the shareholder of ninety-percent of SEGA's stocks.

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VT2 - 2006