Entering the bar her nose wrinkeled as the song filled the air. It was Karaoke night apparantly and the chosen song of the moment was Aqua - Barbie girl. The old lady singing it had just reached the part of the song where the lyrics read
"I'm
a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make it
tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the
glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You
can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours""
"Just what everyone wants to do," She frowned.
"I dunno her figures not bad, and shes only as wrinkly as you!"
She glared offensive. How dare he talk about wrinkles. And this woman had to be at least eighty. Over double her age. She shook her head thinking of Phils steadily balding head and receding waist line and was just about to say as much when Phil broke into a smile.
"Your so serious," he laughed.
"Just buy me a drink," Irritated she slipped her fingers into her ears. Hearing an old woman singing about "undress me everywhere" wasn't exactly appealing. What was with that song tonight anyway? Why not any other song? Not all Aqua songs were even bad, doctor jones was quite amusing to sing.
"Bet you couldn't do better." Phil grinned placing two beers down and sitting next to her.
"How much?"
"Thirty,"
"Its not worth it, not for on my own,"
"Chicken!"
"Shut up! Do a duet then if your so brave,"
"Only if i chose the song!"