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I stood on the corned of Wicker Street, waiting for a G. Trist. I noticed a graveling lurking on the side of a building, hopping onto the sidewalk.

A window cleaner, some skateboarders, nothing out of the ordinary. A street clean came up the street, stopped, parked and got out to buy a coffee. A skateboarder's skateboard went under the street cleaner.

Defiantly him. I walked up, brushed him, popped the soul. I sat and watched his demise, then his passing. I headed back home. I flopped on the couch and turned on the TV. I began to flip through the channels. Commercial, bad show, bah show, bad movie… Nothing was on so I turned the TV off. I laid back, kicked off my shoes and began to think.

Mason…likes Daisy…who I hate…Yeah, I can't see how I could even like him. He was a druggie! Not extremely smart…although, when he was clean…and he is kind of cute…Wait stop, stop, stop! This is Mason, a man who chases any woman he can! Besides, after the whole Trip thing…

"I need a drink."

I got up and walked over to the cabinet. I opened it. Surely, Mason wouldn't mind if I borrowed some… I took a big chug of Jack Daniels.

"When'd you start drinkin'?"

"A habit I've been meaning to start."

"I wouldn't recommend it. We need to talk."

"Yep."

I slammed the bottle down on the counter, spilling some. I walked over to the couch and sat. Mason did the same.

"So…Who is she?"

"Some girl I've known for a while. I complimented her once, but she didn't seem to care."

"Ah…Well…What you've got to do is…Go buy an elephant and-"

"Are you…drunk? After one sip?"

"Me? Never!"

I tried to shake it off. It didn't work. Mason waved his hand in front of my eyes. I began to laugh, I couldn't tell why.

"Stop waving at me."

"You're drunk."

"No, no, no, no, no. Just…clear minded."

"Up to bed with you."

"No, you wanted to talk."

"Fine. Well, the girl is pretty cute. Blonde hair, pretty eyes…You're falling asleep."

I jumped awake.

"No, I'd never."

"Georgy, you're gonna forget this all in the morning. So here goes."

He took a deep breath. I began to fall asleep.

"Georgy, the girl I like would be you."

He laid me down and put a blanket over me.

"Night' George."

"Night' Mason…Mmm…I like you…"

He didn't hear me…good. I passed out. Mason stood in the door way.

"I'm glad I know how you feel. Sleep well George."


Well, there's the star, eh? So yeah, incase you're confused, Mason now knows how George feels, which is what he wanted, but George is still clueless. Hope you liked it! Please review and tell me what you think!