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They made it over to the announce table and sat down. They didn't bother to put on a head-set; they figured it wouldn't last very long. D-Generation X's music came on, and Triple H walked down to the ring, not even bothering with the daily ritual. Instead, he just stood in the ring, glaring daggers at Rated-RKO. While waiting for The Spirit Squad, Hunter got out of the ring and walked up to Edge and Orton.
"What the hell did you do with Shawn!?"
"We didn't do anything to him. It's more like you're the one that did." Randy told him, shoving Trips back a little bit.
"What?!" Hunter continued to glare at them, but mostly RKO. Edge just nodded and stood up.
"Yeah, Hunter, he over heard you talking about him. Thanks to us." Edge pointed in front of him. "Watch out." Triple H turned around and The Spirit Squad attacked him. He grabbed behind Kenny and Mitch's necks and slammed them together, then took Nicky, Johnny and Mikey and threw them over the barricades one by one. Trips turned back to Rated-RKO and got to the glaring glared at them.
"What the hell are you talking about?! I didn't say a thing about him!"
"Oh, but from where Shawn caught it, I think you did." Randy told him and smirked. Hunter just grabbed Randy's shirt and stared at him. He was about to punch his face in, but instead he just threw him into the barricade, got in the ring and waited for The Spirit Squad to recuperate. Once they were all up and ready to go, the match finally started, and Hunter started to work on Mitch. That didn't last very long; the other members tackled him into the turnbuckle and started to attack him left and right. The Game eventually worked his way out of the turnbuckle and spine-bustered the closest man to him, which was Kenny. That further 'raged' The Spirit Squad and they all bombarded him, again, and threw him into the turnbuckle once again. Johnny got out of the ring and held Trips' arms in place, while Nicky held his feet. Luckily for Hunter, Nicky and Johnny weren't strong. He pried his foot out of Nicky's grip and kicked him the face while kicking the other members away. Triple H then clocked Johnny in the face with the back of his head and stepped away from the turnbuckle.
"You've got to be kidding me!" Edge said while standing up. Orton grabbed a chair and threw it in the ring while The Spirit Squad tackled Triple H to the ground again. Rated-RKO rolled into the ring, microphone in one hand, and a chair in the other. "You guys are pathetic!" Edge screamed at them and pointed to Hunter. "It's one guy!"
"I don't even know why we asked you two to help us." Randy said sighing. "Whatever. Let's actually get done with what was supposed to be started!" Triple H once again, kicked The Spirit Squad off and got up. He just glared at Rated-RKO and picked up a one of the members.
"Here ya go." He said and shoved the member at them while laughing. The Game just shook his head and got out of the ring. Randy shoved the man away and stood up.
"Get back here!" He screamed. RKO grabbed the chair, ran at Hunter and hit him square in the back with the chair. Triple H cringed and fell to ground. "Was that so hard?!" Randy asked while flipping Hunter over. "C'mon now, was it?!" He put the chair to Trips neck and pressed down on it, choking him.
"Of course it wasn't! But The Spirit Jack-Off's can't do anything right!" Edge responded for them. Randy stopped applying pressure and backed up a little.
"Now, can maybe one of you come and put him in the ring?!" Randy asked them, pointing towards Hunter. Kenny nodded and hopped out of the ring, grabbing Trips' foot and dragging him towards the ring. Johnny walked over to the ropes and helped getting Hunter in the ring. It took them a good five minutes to actually get him in there. "You guys are pathetic!" Randy said while getting back in the ring.
"Now…" Edge began. "This…" He pointed at the object he was holding. "This is a chair. See it? Good. What you do with it, is you can either A. Sit in it, like so." Edge set up the chair and sat in holding arms up slightly. "Or B. Hit people with it." The Rated-R Superstar got up and folded the chair up. "Like so." He lifted the chair and hit The Cerebral Assassin on the back with it. "Do you need another example?"
"We-" Mitch started.
"Of course you do!" Randy responded while taking the chair again and hitting Hunter on the head. "Got it? Do you five think you can handle it?"
"Of course we can! We're not just anyone you know!" Mikey said while yanking the chair out of Randy's hands. He lifted the chair and hit Trips on the head again.
"I'm impressed! You hit him the first try. Good job!" Edge complemented him. Triple H just lay on the ground, holding his head.
"Now this one is a little bit more complicated. Watch." Edge put the chair underneath The Game's left thigh, while RKO grabbed another chair.. "Pay close attention, okay?" He took a few steps back, grabbed the chair, and lifted it above his head. Edge then slammed it down as hard as he could on his thigh. Hunter squirmed around, trying to get out of the ring, but Randy just stood on his foot and kept him in place. Triple H low blow-ed Randy and struggled to get up. The Cerebral Assassin grabbed one of the chairs and smirked. He stood up and smacked Nicky in the head with the chair. The Game leaned over and picked up Randy's microphone.
"How pathetic are you?!" He asked, while putting all his weight on his right leg. "I mean, you couldn't take me out, Spirit Squad?! You just had to bring in the retards!"
"Hey, you little-" Edge started.
"It takes seven guys to 'take me out'. Even with that many, I'm still goin'! Yeah, my legs a little screwed up, and yeah, I can't see straight, but I mean come ON! You guys really do suck." Triple H shrugged and dropped the microphone. He went to go and leave the ring when Edge speared him through the ropes and started to punch him over and over again. Randy finally got up from the low blow and hopped up on the turnbuckle. He tossed a chair over to Edge and stood up straight. The Rated-R Superstar laid the chair on Hunter's chest and stepped out the way. Randy jumped off the turnbuckle and Frog Splashed Trips. RKO rolled on the ground in agony, while Hunter curled up slightly holding his stomach. The Spirit Squad got out of the ring and helped RKO up. Edge just laughed at Hunter and helped Randy to the back.
"That was perfect, man." Edge told him.
"Yeah…and it hurt like hell!" Edge just gave him a pat on the back.
"Don't worry…after next week you won't have to do any more Frog Splashes on a chair."
"I don't even think I'd be able too…" Randy told him. Edge just nodded and gave him another pat on the back.
"C'mon, let's go before someone comes after us." Randy nodded slightly and they both left the stadium.
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