Sakura didn't look forward to her lunch time, since right after lunch she knew they had gym…and it was with the boys as well as girls. And more Sasuke…more of that loser. He was in all of Sakura's classes, even gym. And if only she could've been at least 3 tables away from him at lunch, but of course his table just happened to be right behind hers. The only good thing is that she could hear everything she said and if she had to, she could turn around and smack him across the face. That was her plan if he said anything about her.

"Ugh…that Uchiha is such a jerk!" Sakura yelled to Ino, making sure it was loud enough for Sasuke, who was walking right behind her, to hear.

"What did you just say?" Sasuke turned around and they both glared at each other. Just then, one of Sasuke's friends passed by, and apparently "accidently" pushed Sasuke towards Sakura.

"Whoah!" It was an odd moment indeed, they, who currently hated each other had just touched…their lips…in a kiss… :dramatic emphasis: As soon as it happened, Sasuke pulled away.

"What the hell!" Sasuke turned around and glared at his 'friend' this time.

"Uh…I thought it would be…amusing…" the kid laughed. He ruffled his blonde spiky hair and sat down at his lunch table.

"Naruto, you're such a dumbass." Sasuke sat down next to Naruto and elbowed him in the stomach.

"Sakura….Ommmmmmmiiiiigosshhhhhh!" Ino squealed. "YOU…JUST…KISSED…UCHIHA SASUKE! I'm so jealous!"

"Sasuke…is...very…indescribable. I think he's a total ass…but…I felt like I was butter melting in a microwave…" (o0) Sakura sat there, staring at absolutely nothing. Ughhh…I can't believe it! I'm so confused.

"Soo…Sasuke…you were still a virgin until now, huh?"

"Naruto, do you even know what that means?"

"Uh……maybe…but anyway, she's a pretttttty girl. You are LUCKY."

"Don't be stupid…it was only like…a second…and she's not even that pretty. She's one of those geeks over at that table…" Sasuke shuffled his food around on the lunch tray. Oh, you are such a liar. You think she's not hot, but SEXY.

Ugh…who are you?

I'm your Inner Self. Deal with it.

That's nice. But I don't really need you.

No, but you need that girl Sakura.

Guys don't have crushes! Ugh…I hate you. You're not me so go away.

"Uh…I'm not very hungry. Eat my apple." Sasuke handed Naruto his apple from lunch.

"Apples? Sasuke, you're a girl!" With that, Sasuke whacked Naruto over the head and threw his lunch tray out. On the way to the garbage, he saw Sakura again. She stared at him for a minute then looked down. Sasuke started to walk away when he turned around and lightly kicked Sakura on the foot.

"Ouch! You loser!"

"Hn." Sasuke walked back to his table and sat down back at his table, watching the unpleasant site of Naruto chewing the apple with his mouth wide open. Being the table right behind Sakura, he could also hear everything they said at their table. So he just sat there, concentrating on their conversations. Hmph…all that stupid girl stuff…she acts like she wants to completely ignore me…wait, why do I even care what she thinks of me…? Crap. I hate myself. Sasuke kicked himself mentally.Crap. Crap. Crap. This. Sucks. Like I said, guys DON'T have crushes! Guys either…A. are in love or B. Are a total player…which is neither one of me…ughhh, I think I'm just going crazy and that whole thing is going to my head. By the end of the day I'll forget about it…

Meanwhile, Sakura had already thrown out her disgusting looking school lunch, and she was just sitting quietly listening to Ino and Tenten talk about random things like shampoo and hair. Sakura looked at the table and wondered what she was thinking when she was thinking about a jerk like Sasuke. She shook her head and slammed her fist on the table. Everyone at the table stared at her and she just kept staring at the table.