Shadow Babysits Tails Chapter 2: Ice Cream and a Drunk Crocidile, a sonic the hedgehog fanfic

HOUR LATER
shadow is now covered in blue paint and can't seem to scrub it off
"Dam you Homebase dam you non removable paint"screamed shadow as he tried to get the paint of but to no aval
"Shadow it's not gonna come of"replied Vector
"IT MUST I MUST HAVE MY BEAUTIFULLY SEXY DARK FUR BACK"scremed shadow who was now trying to cover it with black paint wich made it worse
"ummmmmm okay I'm gonna go check on tails "repied a nervous v ctor as he made his way to the bedroom where tails was busy...well being tails
"weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I can fly"screamed tails(PS I DO NOT HATE TAILS HE'S JUST HYPER!)as he banged his head on the wall as he flew around
"ummm tails what are you doing "asked a shocked vector but tails said nothing and just stared at vector and this spooked vector out
"ummmmmm okay hey you wanna go to the fair"asked vector
"NO"screamed shadow
"YES"screaned tails!
"I'm not getting paid enough for this"shouted shadow and sonic randomly appeared by the window and said
"your not being payed anything"and he ran off
"(curse word) YOU HEDGEHOG!"screamed shadow

AT THE FAIR
"OHH I WANT TO TRY THAT OHHHHH AND THAT"shouted tails
"I wanna try this"said shadow who was pointing at a bench
"NO WERE GOING ON THIS"shouted tails as he pointed to a massive rollorcoaster
"bbbbut I'm affarid of heeeeights" stammered shadow but he was already in the carrage and was now stapped in and shadow was now being blasted through the ride that was just too much for shadow but tails on the other hand looked bored so the condutor put the ride on maximum speed and I'm sorry to say that this pushed shadow to his limmit and was know trying to jump off the ride
10 minutes later
"LAND"screamed shadow as he fell to the floor after the ride and was now kissing the dirt
"I wanna try a shooting game"screamed tails and he dragged shadow across the pitch while vector was now at the bar drinking a beer
"I'm gonna miss you shadow"snickered vector
"you evil crocidile you have no honour"scremed shadow
"no...but at least I'm not being dragged around a fair with a 8 year old with a gun"snickered vector
AT THE SHOOTING GAME
"well hello mister would you like a turn"asked the gamesmen
"yes please"said tails as he took out the shoutgun and loaded it
" ummm ooookkkkkay hhhhhherrrree yyyou ggggo"replied the petrified man as he handed tails his change
Tails easily took out all the targets and won a teddy bear tails wa\s not so pleased
"thats what I win a god (curse word) teddy bear "screaned tails as he loaded his gun and chased the games men
10 MINUTES LATER
tails was now holding a machine gun instead of his teddy bear
"do you really think it was neccessary to tie him upside down and try to feed him to a shark tails"asked shadow
"hey not my fault he can't take a joke"replied tails
okay
A drunken vector walking around the fair after having 50 BEERS! he slowly made his way towards tails and started to kiss tails and said
hello goregous come back to my place"replied a drunken vector
& quot;AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"SCREAMED TAILS AND HE STARTED TO BEAT VECTOR WITH THE END OF HIS GUN
AT SHADOWS HOUSE 5 HOURS LATER
"oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh "moaned a hung over vector as he made his way to the mirror and what he saw nearly made him scream
vector was wearing high heels with lipstic on a blonde wig a pink dress and earings
"I have lost all my prde"sobbed vector
"enjoing your new look"asked shadow

after shadow failed commiting sucide for the 8 time
"7th"
SHUT UP!...anyway shadow decided to call rouge
"hello"
"HELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPP MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"screamed shadow
"...shadow have you being eating dog food agin"asked rouge
an hour later rouge came in
"rouge thank god you came ta-...rouge why are you only wearing a brar andpants?
"hey it sounded urgent and I had no time to change"replied rouge but shadow was not listening as he stared at rouges...ummm...melonscough cough
"yes there real so stp staring!"shouted rouge
"I wasn't staring!"shouted shadow as he tried to wip away the drool
after shadow showed rouge where tails was they could see he had blindfolded vector and was kicking him
"tails stop"said rouge
"okay"said tails
" WTF"was shadows first impression
"a lady can handle a child"said rouge
" ...fine you take care of him"said shadow as he started to run out the door but vector grabbed his leg after he had taking the blindfold off
"NO! IF DIE YOU DIE WITH ME"screamed vector
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"screamed shadow
Things had been running smoothlyducks from flying vase
I don't get paid enough for this...anyway rouge had oly been gone for 5 minutes as she had popped to the bathroom and already shadows house had lost it's roof so he decided to call espio
"espio listen come over here right now I need your (curse word) help and if you don't come right now I stick a grenade up your ass and-wait whos this...oh hi espios mum "
Espio arrived and was now trying to calm down tails by meditating but after 5 minutes tails had decided it was more fun to pull espios tounge
"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh the paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"screamed espio

okay wheres espio"asked shadow to nobody in particular but as he said this he saw espio in a straight jacket being dragged to a mad house "HAHAHAHAHA HES SATANS SON HAHAHAHA I AM THE LIQUARD KING"screamed espio he made his way to the bedroom and he saw that vector had womens clothes on and singing britiny spears

Vector:I can't get u otta my head boy your love is all I think about
" ...I don't wanna know"replied shadow as he knocked on the door of the bathroom
"rouge?"asked shadow as he opened the door to see the window open and nobody inside
"(curse word) YOU ROUGE!"screamed shadow
"I WANT ICE CREAM"screamed tail who now had a number so big my computer can't put it onof ice cream tubs
"oh man how am I gonna clean this?"asked shadow as he saw ails devour the icecream leaving alot of mess behind

shadow was so desperate now tails had put espio in a mad house rouge to run away and vector to start wearing women clothes shadow did not want to be another victim of tails so he decided to call knuckles but befor he could tails came to him asking for fun
"go do something usefu for Sega fans!"snapped shadow
5 minutes later tails came back in with a dead body of Big the cat(soory to all Big supporters)
"WHAT DID YOU DO"screamed shadow
"You said to do something useful for Sega fans"replied tails
"...good point"replied shadow

Tails was playing basket ball with bigs corpse and shadow was calling knuckles
"hello?"
"helpmeIhaveacrazyfoxwhohasamachinegunandheputespioiamadhousehelpme!
"...ummm shadow have u been eatiting horse crap again"started knuckles
"yes but no wait umm..THATS NOT THE PONIT! HELP ME I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME!"screaed shadow
"okay okay hey ummmm shadow"asked knuckles
"what does the crap tgaste lik-"started knuckles but was cut off as shadow put down the phone
Shadow sighed as he turned around he saw vector winking at him
"hey sexy where u headed"purred vector
" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"screamed shadow like a little girl
10 minutes later knuckles appeared by the door he saw tails playing basketball with a dead cat corpse and an odly dressed vector chasing shadow
" ...(curse word) I should lay off the Big Macs"stammered knuckles as he closed the door the moment he did this all eyes turned to him
"ummmmm hi?"replied knuckles
"THERE IS A GOD"screamed shadow as he bowed to knuckles
"okay hey t-TAILS WHAT THE HELL ARE U DOING"screamed knuckles as he saw tails trying to disect froggy but knuckles grabbed him in the nick of time
this did not go down well with tails
10 minutes later knuckles is tied to a train track and a train comin at 70 miles an hour towards him