Woah Have not updated in ages, have no fear readers more Shadow torment to come.
Shadow: How can anyone like this story?
Me: because they like ego headed people like you get taken down a peg or two
Shadow: YOU CAN NEVER DEMORILZE ME I AM THE ULTIMATE LIFE FORM!
Tails: that's getting really old, if you're the ultimate life form how come you can't fly
Shadow: well-
Sonic: or breath under water
Shadow: but-
Knuckles: or defeat sonic?
Shadow: but-
Rouge: or even get a girlfriend
Shadow:…..whimper
Tails is in his room singing his favourite song
"When you wish upon a star…shows how gay you really are.."
Umm...right anyway moving on Shadow and Vector and Espio were busy in the bedroom (Not Like that you dirty pervert!)
"What should we do about him? I mean we have tried everything!" yelled Vector
"Well there's one person we could try" said Shadow
"Who's that" asked Espio
Shadow pointed to a picture of Tikal on his wall in an odd pose.
"Hey that's a great idea Shado- wait why do you have a picture of Tikal on your wall?" asked Vector
"…." Was Shadows reply
LATER
Tikal slowly walked in the house and looked around. Shadow, Vector and Espio walked out.
"Hi Tikal" said Espio
"Hi Tikal" said Vector
"…."
"Shadow…why are you drooling?" asked Vector at a Shadow who was staring at Tikal
"……."
"SHADOW!" yelled Vector
"WHAT! Oh hey Tikal...nice.. package" he said
Tikal slapped him
"I think he meant the package under your arm" pointed out Espio
"Oh oops sorry Shadow no hard feelings"
"……"
"SHADOW STOP STARING AT HER!" yelled Vector
"I wasn't staring…I was admiring the view"
Shadow was slapped again
"Yeah he deserved that one" said Espio
"So where's Tails" asked Tikal
Espio pointed too the last room in the hall
"May God Be with you" saluted Vector
Tikal gave him an odd look and walked towards the room.
A few minutes past and all was quite until Tikal was sent crashing through the door and into shadow causing Shadow too fall on top of her.
" TAKE THAT BUSH SUPPORTER!" yelled Tails and he stormed into another room.
"Ow…thanks shadow you can get off now"
"….."
"Shadow get off"
"….."
"Shadow I'm warning you off!"
"….."
"DO YOU WANT TO HAVE CHILDREN! IF YOU DO I SUGGETS YOU GET OFF ME RIGHT NOW!" she yelled
"Touche" said Shadow and he got off
"So how did it go with Tails?" asked Espio who was leaning against a wall both eyes closed.
"I asked him if he wanted to go to McDonalds and he stared screaming that I wanted to poison him and that I was working for the government to make more American kids Obese and then he set my hair on fire stuck a spear in my arm and tied me up and threw me out the window and pulled me back up like a yo-yo" she said
"But other than that it went okay" said Espio
"I hate you" said Tikal
"I know" he replied.
TO BE CONTINUED!
Me: tut tut Shadow
Shadow: you're the one who wrote the script
Tails: a likely story Shadow
Sonic: were very disappointed in you
Shadow mumbles something along the lines of Duck off
Me: anyway R&R or we will set Shadow the pervert on your sisters!
Shadow: what if they don't have a sisters
Me: Brothers instead then
Shadow: I'M NOT GAY!
Sonic: sure that's what they all say