Sorry for not posting for ages but I have been very busy with school.

Shadow: Noooo and I thought I was free!

Tails: haha get real shadow

Shadow: why me?

Sonic: because you blew up prison island

Shadow: yeah but-

Tails: got sonic thrown in jail

Shadow: that wasn't-

Knuckles: stole the chaos emeralds

Shadow: we weren't-

Sonic: helped doctor eggman blow up half the moon

Shadow: It wasn't-

Tails: nearly killed sonic

Shadow: well yeah...but-

Sonic: and you look like a Goth

Shadow….I hate you all…

Shadow and Espio were looking at the clock, they had an hour and a half left before they were free.

Espio: wait I wasn't ment too take care of him…why am I here?

Narrator: for humour

Espio: but technically I can leave-

Narrator: silence!

Espio hides in a corner.

Anyway, Tails was busy playing with his train set, Shaow takes a peek in and sees that Tails had got bored with just the train and made it catch fire and had strapped a small rat on the track all tied up and ready too be "dissected". Not wanting too see the result of this shadow closed the door and lay down on the couch.

Espio had a banadage on his head, a cast on his leg and his horn was broken. Shadow was just a sbad, half his fur on one of his hands had been burnt away and he had a black eye and dried blood from his nose on his face. The phone started ringing, shadow and espio jumped at it, both fighting for it, shadow won, by pulling espios already swalloen tongue.He grabbed the phone.

Shadow: HelpuswerestuckinahousewithacrazyfoxwithamachinegunandIthinkhejustsetfiretoohistrainsetandisusingittookillarat!FORTHELOVEOFGODHELPUS!

The phone hung up.

Shadow places it back and looks at Espio.

Shadow: Do you think I came on a bit too strong?

Espio: next time I answer the phone

There is a loud bang coming from Tails room, they slowly walk in seeing Tails using a hammer against his wall.

Espio: Tails…..what are you doing?

Tails: Sonic said when ever you have a fight, you need too build a bridge and get over it, so I'm making a bridge just in case I ever have a fight.

Espio: ……

Shadow: where is Vector how long does it take too take a piss?

Narator: he ran off

Shadow: what!

Narator: Don't worry we sent him somewhere which will teach him a lesson

Airport

Vector: ahhh finally got away too Hawaii just sunny beaches and hot chicks and…

He walks off the plane and its raining with dark clouds and the airport has big letters in the entrance Welcome Too Scotland

Vector: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(SideNote: I have no problem with Scottish people I just don't like British weather.)

Me: so how did we like that?

Everyone except shadow: great!

Espio: some ultimate life form you are

Shadow: you can't exactly talk, you're a bloody ninja

Espio: true but I can do something you can't

Shadow: what's that?

Espio sticks a ninja sun where the sun don't shine

Shadow: oh…shhiiiittt