Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, so fuck off Gates!
The sun rose up over the desert landscape, which awoke Matt.
Matt: Awesome! No more sleeping in a cardboard box!
Everyone went to the table.
Mario: Ok, who's-a gonna be the guy to fight-a the new guy?
Megaman: Let's play Rock, Paper, Scissors!
Matt: Ok!
Smashers: Rock, Paper Scissors, SHOOT!
Megaman then accidently shot Mario with his arm cannon, knocking him out.
Megaman: Damn! I forgot I could only use rock!
Matt: Haha! Scissors slice through rock! I win!
Megaman: God Mother Fucking Damn It!
Master Hand, appearing out of nowhere: Good, it's time for your match!
Matt was then teleported to the platform floating in space.
Adam Sesler: It's a great day for a match, isn't it lemon?
Lemon: ...
Adam Sesler: I couldn't agree more! No let's see our Smashers!
Lemon: ...
Adam Sesler: That's not appropriate to air on tv!
Lemon: ...
Adam Sesler: Apology excepted. Now, on the left we have Matt, an original Smasher, wanting to win this match so he doesn't have to sleep in a box, and on the right, we have a pro Smasher who was the only one who would consider fighting for nothing, everyone's favorite electric-type pokemon, Pi...chu!
Crowd: God damn it!
Matt: This is the pro Smasher? He sucks!
Pichu: Pi, pi, chu!
Lemon: ...
Adam Sesler: That Pichu is ready to fight!
Pichu: Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...
Adam Sesler: It looks like he's charging up for an electric attack. What was it called again?
Lemon: ...
Adam Sesler: That's right, Thunder. Thank you Lemon!
Pichu: CHU!
A lightning bolt then struck Pichu, knocking him out instantly.
Matt: I didn't even fucking move!
Adam Sesler: And the winner is,... Matt!
Lemon: ...
Matt was then teleported back to the Middle of Fucking Nowhere.
Matt: Holy fuck!
The three cardboard boxes had been replaced with a one room shed, with orange crates to sleep in.
Matt: Awesome!
Mario, ice-pack on his head: Who did-a you get-a?
Matt: An electric type pokemon, Pi...
The other two looked extremely happy, waiting to hear the rest.
Matt: ...chu.
Mario and Megaman: God damn it!
With that everyone went to sleep.
Matt, thinking: Tomorrow will be interesting.
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