Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, so fuck off Nintendo!
An alarm went off.
Megaman: IT'S A RAID!
Megaman then shot the alarm clock with his arm cannon.
Pichu: Piiichu!
Pichu then shocked Megaman.
Megaman: Why the hell did you do that?
Pichu: Pi, pi, chu!
Mario: What-a the hell?
Pichu: Pi,...Pi,...Chu.
Matt: Uh, we don't have a bathroom, we've just been using that hole outside.
Pichu, leaving the shed: Pichu!
Matt: Your welcome, I guess.
Mario: I-a might not-a have breakfast today-a, I can't take-a anymore ramen.
They all walked over to the table. And there were three small egg plates.
Matt: Finally! American food!
All three of them chowed down, Pichu ate his after he was done taking his shit.
Master Hand, appearing out of thin air: Time for your matches! I got another ring, so we can have two matches today! It's gonna be Matt V.S. Mario and Megaman V.S. Pichu!
All the fighters were teleported to their separate arenas.
Matt: This is gonna be hard.
The arena Matt and Mario had been teleported to was an 8-bit Mario stage.
Mario: It's-a my home turf-a! Another win-a for Mario!
Adam Sesler: This is the first match both for the arena and Mario against Matt.
Lemon: ...
Adam Sesler: NO WAY! Matt is going down! It's Mario's home turf!
Lemon: ...
Adam Sesler: That was not called for! I'm not talking to you anymore!
Lemon: ...
Then the match began. Matt drew his katana and Mario threw a hell of a lot of fireballs. Matt dodged them by jumping, it's not that hard.
Matt, pointing toward the castle: Is that Peach taking a shower?
Mario, pushing Matt out of the way: Where-a? I can't-a see!
Matt: Move a little to the left, a little more, a little more, perfect!
Mario: I don't see anythin...
Mario looked down.
Mario: Ah shit!
Mario then fell down the pit.
Adam Sesler: FUCK! I lost 50 Smash Coins!
Lemon: ...
Adam Sesler: I fucking hate you, Lemon!
Lemon: ...
Matt was then teleported back to th Middle of Fucking Nowhere.
Megaman, crying: How the hell did I lose to Pichu?
Pichu: PICHU!
Matt: I'm going to bed.
Matt soon fell asleep in his orange crate.
Matt, thinking: Tomorrow's gonna be interesting.
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