Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, so fuck off retards!
There was a loud explosion.
Matt: What the fuck?
Mooreluv2006: The fucking alarm went off, so I tried to turn it off, but I fucking exploded! AGAIN! I think my controller's rigged.
Matt and Master Hand, tools behind their backs: No! Who would do that?
Mooreluv2006: Whatever. I call the shower!
Mooreluv2006 ran to the bathroom and locked the door.
Matt: FUCK!
Mario: What-a is tha matter?
Megaman: This is gonna take a while, might as well have her breakfast.
The 4 other Smashers ate her breakfast after they were done with theirs.
Mooreluv2006, leaving the bathroom in a towel: I'm done! Where's my breakfast?
Matt: Uh, Pichu cummed in it, so we through it out.
Mooreluv2006: God damn it!
Matt: What's with the towel?
Mooreluv2006: My normal costumed is in the wash, so I'm in an alternate one.
Megaman: I want to know what my alternate costume is!
Megaman ran into his room, and looked in his cardboard box.
Megaman: RED! I FUCKING HATE RED! MEGAMAN MAD! GAHHHHH!
Master Hand: What the hell is going on here?
Matt: I don't know, who's my match today?
Master Hand: It's Saturday! There are no matches! It's the Sabbath!
Matt: Your Jewish?
Master Hand: Don't you notice the hat?
Matt: That's not a hat, it's a bike helmet painted black!
Master Hand suddenly appeared.
Master Hand: Hey everyone! Time for today's ma,.. What the fuck are you doing here Retarded Hand?
Retarded Hand: Uh, duh, I dunno!
Master Hand: You been pretending to be me, haven't you, you fucking retard!
Retarded Hand: Duh! Transport!
Adam Sesler: It's Saturday, and why is this match in a giant crapper?
Lemon: ...
Adam Sesler: Ah, yes, the time space continuum could do that, or Matt's just up against a retarded super power.
Lemon: ...
Adam Sesler: Let the match begin!
Matt, drawing his katana: You chose to fight, now you will die!
Retarded Hand: Me gotta go potty!
Retarded Hand turned around and started to shit all over the place.
Matt: Fucker Mother! Place the over all shitting fucking you why?
Retarded Hand, still shitting all over Matt: What da fuck? Duh!
Matt then shoved a giant toilet paper tube up Retarded Hand's ass.
Retarded Hand: What? Me no go poopy no more!
Adam Sesler: That has to hurt!
Lemon: ...
Adam Sesler: NO I WOULD NOT LIKE THAT TO HAPPEN TO ME!
Lemon: ...
Adam Sesler: Shut the fuck up!
Retarded Hand, ass getting huge: What happening with my poopy hole?
Retarded Hand's ass then exploded, killing him instantly.
Adam Sesler: Well it looks like Matt, ... wait, what's happening now?
Out of the pile of shit that used to be Retarded Hand came a white orb of light. It shot out, and missed Matt, heading strait for the Announcer box. It was absorbed by Lemon.
Adam Sesler: Are you ok, Lemon?
Lemon: ...
Adam Sesler: Serious, Lemon. You ok?
Lemon: ...
Adam Sesler: Lemon, speak to me!
Lemon: ...
Adam Sesler: LEMON!
Matt was then teleported to the Middle of Fucking Nowhere.
Master Hand: Where's Retarded Hand?
Matt: I killed him.
Master Hand: YOU WHAT?
Matt: Killed him. Now could you excuse me, I really need a shower.
Master Hand, teleporting back: Mother Hand's gonna kill me.
Matt: I need the shower!
Mario: No way! It's my,.. HOLY FUCK! YOU-A SMELL A-LIKE SHIT!
Mario then let Matt have the shower. Matt then changed into his alternate costume, Black Dragon-skin Armor, and went to bed.
Matt, thinking: Tomorrow's gonna be interesting.
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