Chapter 7: Tails is going to kill you…

Side Note: the people I make fun of in this story is not insulting them, its just me going over the top

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Inside Shadows house, Tails was busy being quiet for once and watching Family Guy. Shadow was sitting on the couch when the phone rang, and he slowly picked it up.

"Hello??"

"Yeah this is Wingless Rain, I saw your show on the TV, it sucks! It's amazing how you managed to write a show without even a faint trace of description"

Shadow paused before answering slowly.

"Okay well thanks for calling, we will try and work on that…"

Shadow hangs up and then the phone rings again, so he picks it up.

"Hello??"

"Me again, You're the true master of all things scripted and horrible!"

"Eh okay, well like I said we will try and work on it, but this is just for laughs, so try and keep your temper in check okay?" Shadow replied before hanging up, but yet again the phone rings.

"What?" sighed Shadow

"Hey by the way, it's not possible to beat this in awfulness.
It's so shitty and terrible that it should not be, yet here it is, before my eyes - all junk, all shit, all stupid, all dumb.

If a good laugh prolongs your life, then I've just attained immortality, and another thing…"

Shadow at this point was getting bored and put the phone on the table and left the flamer to talk to thin air as he went to get a beer.

A few hours later Shadow came back and found that the flamer was still talking, picking up the phone Shadow yelled into it.

"Okay we get the message, you hate it, you said it once, go do something better with your life, and leave me the hell alone!" and with that Shadow slammed the phone down and walked off. Vector and Espio looked at each other.

"That was not particularly funny…" commented Vector

"Hey, the writer wanted to get it off his chest, better not argue with him unless you want to be a transsexual again" replied Espio

(By the way those comments from Wingless River were pretty much quotes I edited the first one)

Shadow walked back into the living room and noticed that Tails was gone.

"That's weird, I could have sworn he was here a seco-" started Shadow but he was silenced when Tails came in with an evil look on his face and a strange yellow t-shirt with a red overtop.

"Hey Tails were have you been??" asked Shadow

Tails in response held out a box of chocolates and said with a very evil British accent.

"You know mother life is like a box of chocolates…"

Shadow gave him a blank look, and replied slowly

"Tails why are you calling me mother??"

But Tails evil smile grew wider and he chose to ignore Shadow and continue his speech.

"You never know what your going to get…your life however is life a box of active grenades!!!!!" he yelled the last part loudly and opened the box to reveal a box of grenades, Shadow decided to deal with the situation life a mature and calm adult.

"OH MY GOD I'M GONNA DIE, HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET GRENADES!!??!?! OH MY GOD I'M GONNA DIE, AND I JUST WET MY PANTS!!!!!"

Ehhhh right anyway moving on, Tails eyes narrowed and his voice grew colder by the second.

"Oh so you cannot hear me…now release my mind control device, or be destroyed"

"Tails what the hell in gods named are you talking about!??!!" screamed Shadow

"You have three seconds…" continued Tails

"What the hell is a mind control device anyway!!??!?!?"

"Three…"

"Tails your losing it!!! Please for the love of god stop the joke!!!!"

"Two…"

"Why me!!!?!??! How did the ultimate life form get stuck with a psycho kid fox!?"

"One…."

Shadow shut his eyes, but nothing happened, slowly he opened his eyes and saw that the grenades had not gone off.

"Phew good one Tails, you know for a second I thought you were actually seriou-"

Suddenly the whole room exploded and smoke filled the whole area, slowly it faded and Shadows fur was a complete mess and he was completely back from the soot. Tails somehow was unaffected by the explosion and was now standing with an empty box, once filled with grenades. Shadow fell to the floor, waving a white flag above his head. Tails held his hands up in the air and screamed.

"Victory is mine!!!"

Me: sorry about that chapter I know it was not that good

Shadow: does that mean the story is cancelled!??!?!!

Me: It's not that bad shadow

Shadow: dam it

Me: you know the drill gang, R&R.