Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, so fuck off monkey humpers!
The alarm went off.
Pichu: Pi pi Chu!
Pichu then blew up the alarm clock.
Matt: Where the fuck do we keep getting all of these alarm clocks?
Mario: There's a tree-a that-a grows them out back-a!
Matt: Then why don't we sell those?
Megaman: They blow up after 24 hours.
Matt: That explains how Pichu broke it.
Everyone but Pichu burst out in laughter.
After breakfast,...
Matt: So where the fuck is Master hand? I want my match for today!
Mooreluv2006: Didn't you hear? He got grounded today by his mom for letting his little brother die.
A giant screen pooped out of the floor.
Smashers: HOLY FUCK!
Master Hand appeared on the screen.
Master Hand, whispering: Hey guys. I'm stuck in my room. There will be good news.
Matt: If you fucking say that you just fucking saved a bunch of fucking money by switching to fucking Geiko, I'll fucking rip your fucking nuts off!
Master Hand: I wasn't,... uh... going to say that. I also got a chance to check my answering machine and it appears that a few of the people that I invited called to say that they would be a week late, they'll be arriving at noon. Now, about the new...
Mother Hand: Dear! What are you doing in there?
Master Hand: Uh, uh, nothing!
Mother Hand: Are you shoving potatoes up your ass again?
Master Hand: I HAVEN'T DONE THAT SINCE I WAS 5!
Mother Hand: What are you talking about? I caught you doing it last weak!
Master Hand: Uh, gotta go!
Master Hand then turned off the monitor. All of the Smashers were rolling on the ground laughing.
Mooreluv2006: I thought he was Master Hand, not Master-bator Hand!
Everyone stopped laughing.
Matt: Shut the fuck up Mooreluv!
The Smashers beat the crap out of Stan the Programer, who replaced punching bag Bob. The alarm clock blew up.
Matt: Must be noon!
The Smashers then went to the front of the house, just in time for the bus to pull in.
Mysterious Voice: We be here! Argh!
Wind Waker Link stepped out of the bus.
Wind Waker Link: Argh! I be a Pirate! Ah! Me eyepatch!
The Smashers all vomited seeing the empty space where WW. Link's eye used to be. A blue Mewtwo stepped off the bus and noticed WW. Link's empty socket.
Mewtwo, satanic tone: I WILL RAPE YOU IN THE EYE! (He always talks like that.)
Mewtwo then shoved his cock into WW. Link's socket.
Wind Waker Link: OH GOD! IT BURNS! EW! IT'S SINKING INTO MY BRAIN!
Mysterious Voice: That is, like, so wrong!
Zelda stepped off the bus.
Zelda: Your getting, like, raped in the eye! And you said you were, like, fucking strait!
Wind Waker Link: Argh! I be strait! He just be raping me eye hole! Argh!
Mewtwo, satanic tone: I WILL CONSUME YOUR SOULS!
Mysterious Voice: Leave the pirate alone, dude!
Mario: YOU-A!
Sonic the Hedgehog stepped off the bus.
Sonic: Mario! My old nemesis, Whoa!
Mario: And-a you-a are?
Sonic: Whoa, you fucking suck, dude! (Just so you know, Sonic talks like a beach bum.)
Mysterious Voice #1: Calm down...
Mysterious Voice #2: Sonic. He is...
#1: an ally...
#2: at the moment.
The Ice Climbers stepped out of the bus.
Popo: Hello, we...
Nana: are the Ice climbers.
Matt: Are you guys like twins?
Popo: We are actually...
Nana: siamese twins,...
Popo: that is why...
Nana: We finish each other's...
Popo: sentences.
Megaman: Then where are you guys connected?
Popo: At the penis...
Nana: and vagina.
Smashers: HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN?
Popo: Well, it happened...
Nana: Like this.
(Flashback starts.)
Matt: HOLD IT!
(Flashback ends)
Popo: What is...
Nana: wrong?
Matt: We barely have enough in the budget for food! We don't have money in the budget for flashbacks! We all know it had something to do with incest and rubber cement!
Popo: ...
Nana: ...
With that everyone went to their bedrooms.
Matt, thinking: Tomorrow's gonna be interesting.
Mewtwo: SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THAT TOMORROW SHIT!
Matt, thinking: STOP READING MY MIND! I GOTTA THINK ABOUT A NAKED NANA!
Mewtwo: Can I get in on that?
Matt, thinking: I guess.
Matt and Mewtwo then watched naked Nana in Matt's head until they both fell asleep.
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