Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, so fuck off Ron!
Matt awoke to the sound of an alarm clock.
Matt: What the fuck is up with the Narrator? That wasn't an alarm!
Matt then turned in his bed/ mat.
Matt: MEWTWO! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?
Mewtwo, satanic tone: Uh, uh,...
Mewtwo then waved his hand in front of Matt's face.
Mewtwo: I am not the jedi you are looking for.
Matt, in a trance: You are not the jedi I am looking for.
Mewtwo: I am in here to warn you of the noise, not for my own homosexual pleasure.
Matt: You are here to warn me of the noise, not for your own faggy pleasure.
Mewtwo: You will never remember nor speak of this again to anyone.
Matt: About what?
Mewtwo: Perfect.
Matt and Mewtwo then went to see what was making the noise. They got to the door and saw an Eggplant.
Matt: The Ice Climbers? Maybe Nana getting her pussy eaten by Pichu.
Matt and Mewtwo laughed.
Mewtwo, satanic tone: Hahaha! He would do that, too!
Mewtwo then slowly slid the door open with his psychic.
Matt: OH MY GOD! IT'S HIDEOUS!
There was a portal to Pittsburgh.
Mewtwo: Sorry, I used teleport by mistake.
Mewtwo then turned off the teleport.
Matt: That is wrong!
Mewtwo: I'm the spawn of Satan, and I think that's wrong!
Pichu: (Vomits!)
The Ice Climbers woke up.
Popo: What is...
Nana: Wrong?
Matt: YOU TWO ARE FUCKING FUCKING!
Popo: We already told you,...
Nana: We are siamese twins joined ant the cock and cunt.
Matt: Oh, ok then.
Mewtwo: Good night.
Matt and Mewtwo then closed the door and slipped on Pichu puke, knocking all three of them out. They awoke to the sound of plates clanking.
Mooreluv2006: Wake up, Sleepyheads!
Matt: Uh, where am I, and why does my mouth taste like cock?
Mewtwo: I'M NOT A HOMOSEXUAL!
Mooreluv2006: Come on, I saved your guys breakfast.
Matt, Mewtwo, and Pichu ate their breakfast. After they finished, WW. Link walked into the house.
Wind Waker Link: Argh! I hast unlocked Jigglypuff! Ye scurvy dogs!
Matt: Hey! Good for you! Wait,...
Matt then did a head count, recounted on his fingers, then for some reason, thought about growing a goatee, cause they're awesome.
Matt: OH NO! WE HAVE 11 PEOPLE!
Mooreluv2006: No, The Ice Climbers count as one.
Matt: Fhew!
Mewtwo: You did remember to count yourself, right?
Matt: Oh corse I di... EVERYONE OUT OF THE HOUSE!
The Smashers all ran out of the house, just in time, too, because a bigger one came crashing down. I had a living room, kitchen, a boys and girls bathroom, and actual rooms! But best of all,...
Matt: TV!
Matt and Mewtwo ran and sat down on the couch and started to watch Pokemon, there was a Growlith battling a Corphish.
Mewtwo: I had a shot at the lead character of this! But I was to good for it! I hate myself! Wahhhhhhhh!
Matt slowly moved off the couch onto the recliner. Suddenly, Master Hand appeared on the screen.
Master Hand: Hello Smashers! I finally got enough in the budget for Poke to English translators. There on the table behind you.
All of the pokemon went to the table and put the translators around there necks, except Mewtwo, who had his put on by Mooreluv2006.
Mewtwo; I CAN FUCKING TALK ON MY OWN! WHY DO I NEED A FUCKING TRANSLATOR?
PokeTranslator: I want to fuck you up the anus!
Master Hand: Yeah, that one didn't work, so we turned it into a shock collar.
Mewtwo: WHAT?
Mooreluv2006, pressing a button: DON'T TALK BACK!
Mewtwo: skajgflksaugfliasgflg! That's it! PSYBEAM!
Mewtwo then shoot a beam of energy at the collar, blowing it up, but setting his neck on fire.
Mewtwo: MY NECK! AHHHHH!
Mewtwo then ran through the wall and into the sunset.
Zelda: That was, like, sooo killa!
Master Hand: On a lighter note, a new character decided to join. There he is know!
Batman, retard voice: Nhuna, nhuna, nhuna, nhuna! Nhuna, nhuna, nhuna, nhuna! BATMAN! BATMAN!
Matt: That's not Batman, is that Retarded Hand?
Batman: Ah, poopy! How'd you know it was me?
Matt: Well, you're a giant glove! If your gonna pretend to be Batman, your gonna have to do more then just fucking put on a batman mask! Also, you could have lost the bike helmet!
Retarded Hand: Ah, poopy!
Matt: And didn't I kill you?
Retarded Hand then disappeared into thin air.
Matt: That was weird.
Master Hand: Now, COULD YOU TURN THE CHANNEL! THE GROWLITH IS EATING ME!
Matt then turned the tv off.
Matt: Come on guys! I'm making PB&J for dinner!
The Smasher then ate dinner, and either watched tv or went to their rooms until bedtime. Matt was about to fall asleep when he heard a crash next door in Mewtwo's room. Matt checked his watch.
Matt: Around the world in 8 hours. Not to bad.
Matt then fell asleep.
Nothing much to say, but remember to review! I like pie! Meeps!