Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, so fuck off lawyers!
Matt woke up to th sound of an alarm clock blowing up, then another, and another.
Matt: What the fuck?
Matt looked out the window. He noticed The Ice Climbers and Mooreluv2006 playing baseball with the Alarm Clock Bomb Fruits.
Matt: Whatever, I'm hungry!
Matt went down to the kitchen, grabbed a bowl of cereal, and sat down on the couch and watched cartoons.
Megaman: Hey Matt! Xaiolin Showdown on yet?
Matt: It's on after this, why don't you go grab some breakfast?
Megaman: I guess.
Mewtwo: Hey! What's up?
Matt: Just watching some tv.
Master Hand: You aren't now! You gotta match!
Matt: GOD DAMN COCK SUCKING BITCH FAG MOTHER FUCKER!
Everyone: ...
Matt was then teleported to the arena.
Matt: God Damn it! I hate Pokemon Stadium!
Adam Sesler: Today is Matt's match against newcomer/pro, Kirby.
Lemon: ...
Adam Sesler: I'm glad to see your all better!
Lemon, growing horns and fangs: I WILL CONSUME YOU SOUL!(Note: I'll just call Lemon, Lemon Demon after this to indicate the change.)
Adam Sesler: What was that?
Lemon: ...
Adam Sesler: Oh ok then. Let the match begin!
Kirby: You gonna be go'in down! Fool! (Yes, Kirby will talk with a ghetto accent.)
Matt, taking out his katana: You shall be the one going down!
Kirby: Hate the game, not the playa!
Matt: What the fuck was that for?
Kirby: To distract you while I absorb your powers.
Kirby then sucked up Matt, then spit him out, and grew blonde hair and a black trench coat.
Kirby: Now to use your fucking B-move, bey-otch!
Kirby the took out a katana.
Kirby: That's it! I can't even fucking swing it! This is wiggity-wiggity wack, yo!
Matt: Of course not! That's my Up B-move! Watch.
Matt then swung his katana, which caused a giant wave of yellow energy to knock out Kirby instantly.
Adam Sesler: I looks like Matt wins!
Lemon Demon: DUH! YOU FUCKING HOMOSEXUAL BASTERD!
Adam Sesler: WHAT?
Lemon: ...
Adam Sesler: Oh, that's ok.
Matt was then teleported to the Middle of Fucking Nowhere.
Matt: Hey Everyone! I unlocked Kirby!
Smashers: Awesome! Good for you!
Mooreluv2006, teleporting back: Hey Everybody! I just unlocked Tails!
Smashers: Whoop tee do! You want a fucking parade! Bitch!
Mooreluv2006 ran to her room crying.
Sonic: Whoa! Tails! Dude, you're here too! Dude! That's awesome! Air Guitar!
Tails: Pe-shaw! That is FAB-U-LOUS!
Sonic and Tails did that macho handshake turns into a hug thing, you know what I'm talking about, except Tails kind of held on too long.
Tails: So, Sonic, you gonna help me in my room?
Sonic: Sure, dude! You're my bro!
Matt: Wait, Sonic, I have to talk to you!
Tails: Ok, I'll be waiting for you Sonic!
Sonic: Dude, what is it?
Matt: Sonic, you do know Tails is gay?
Sonic: No he isn't. That's the way he's always talked, dude!
Matt: Probably because he's always been gay!
Sonic: Dude, your fucking high!
Sonic then went upstairs to help Tails set up his room, now slightly curious about his friend's sexuality.
Kirby: That Mo-Fo was fucking queer!
Matt, rubbing his hands: Time for dinner!
The Smashers then ate dinner and went to bed. Matt was about to fall asleep when he heard Tails crying next room over.
Tails, crying: Oh Sonic, why won't you love me? Why?
Tails eventually cried himself to sleep. Matt then tried to fall asleep, but it took a while, as he feared having a room next to a desperate homosexual.
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